/uhg/ - Ukraine Happening General #568

lazy bastards won't bake edition
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>Heavy fighting being reported in Kharkiv
>Russia is conducting tactical strikes in Kyiev. A TV tower was hit. Another missile missed and hit a Holocaust memorial site.
>Russian strike on Kharkiv administrative building
>Russian forces attacking Mairupol
>40 mile long convoy heading towards Kyiev
>Peace talks ended, no agreement reached
>Zelensky says Belarus leader assured him that missiles, warplanes and helicopters won’t fly to Ukraine from his territory
>Putin orders Russian nuclear deterrent forces to be on alert
>Ukraine successfully repelled an attack on Kharkiv
>Russian forces have met heavy resistance as they advance on Kyiev
>Russian Forces are pushing into Sumy.
>Gypsies stole a Russian tank
>Russian army releases first ever video of the Chernobyl nuclear plant after capturing it (t.me/intelslava/20722)
>Azov Battalion has started training volunteers in Kyiev
>High-rise building in Kyiev hit by missile, origins unknown, both sides claim it was the other side's missile
>Melitopol has fallen under Russian hands
>Russians forces are in the outskirts of Mariupol.
>Seven civilians died in a day in the LPR and DPR from shelling by Ukrainian security forces, LPR authorities report
>Russia says Sweden and Finland may face military and political consequences if they attempt to join NATO
>Russian troops already in Kyiev's outskirts (~10km), entire city expected to become a warzone within days
>Kalibr cruise missile exploded over Kyiev in the night. Intercepted by a SAM
>10,000 AKs given out to citizens of Kyiev
>Russian websites are currently being cyber attacked
>Japanese cargo ship hit with a missile from the Ukrainian side
>Chernobyl nuclear plant under Russian control

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Frequent objective analysis of the war: understandingwar.org/
Multicam stream: youtu.be/iZebYm-nenY

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Sirens a few minutes ago. Did anything happen?

Are ya winning son?

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Still waiting for the news on Kharkiv. And we are waiting for clarification on Kherson. It’s not clear what’s happened.

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Kneel.

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reposting some juicy old shit
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p*tinboos
explain yourselves right now

lmao remember those ancient fighter jets that everyone was supposed to be giving the ukies

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>slow night

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All of the recruits finally realized what is going on and bailed.

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No good streams this morning

lol there's no bailing from the army you get shot

Shot by whom? The commanders are so far away they can't make radio contact with their baofengs or cellphones.

you guys are so demoralized you can't think that russians are glad to go fight nato in the ukraine

>training mission

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>russians are glad to go fight nato in the ukraine
According to who?

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>TRADCATH WHEATFIELD ARIAN WAIFUS TO COUNTER HOMOEROTIC FAUSTIAN PLOTS IVAN HOW MANY TIMES DO I NEED TO SAY IT

need some elbow room first

I think it’s only a matter of time before the west intervenes in this, what’s putin going to do nuke the west because they are going in to stop war crimes? Not a great look

Hope they lose because they because they deserve it but I also don’t want to see Russia turned into another post war Germany. Uncomfortable situation, but one that Russia put itself in.

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Ukraine is such a disgusting country that it deserves to lose. Russia has a better anthem, better women and less stupid language.

Air raids all over Ukraine. Bombing campaign?

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Yes, they ran out of guided bombs so now they are just carpet bombing city blocks

Remember day 1, 2 and 3? Comfy happenings, air raid streams, BREAKING NEWS, BREAKING NEWS, and now it has been completely normalized. It's boring as fuck.

cuck shill

>better women
Liar.

If he's planning for a conference in August, he might not want to go nuclear yet after all.

One of you niggas with more time than me please archive extensive proof of Ukrainian governments corruption and illegitimacy (especially those coming from the mouths of Ukrainians own politicians and media) before it all gets memory holed.

literally every russian girl I know has dick-sucking lips

Her friend is an idiot. This was inevitable due to NATO's expansionism. Either confront them and start shit now or wait until it's someone else's future problem, likely 10 times worse at that point.

forgot to post an image so people actually look at my post.

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>I could end this sorry ass offensive right now...

I haven't read the manga, Who dat bitch on top of Nanachi?

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>NATO’s expansionism
Russia attacked Georgia and Moldova immediately after the fall of the Soviet Union. Russia was the expansionist one. Then in 1998, seeing what Russia was doing, many Eastern European countries applied to join NATO. A situation of Russia’s making.

I actually want to see Russia become a world leader. Just not Putins Russia.

I am personally shocked you have that reply on Speed dial. Are you even fucking human?!

You're an idiot as well if you think NATO would have ever invaded Russia without blowing up instantly as a result. Europe would have switched sides instantly if the US pulled into Ukraine like you did.

Probably because a lot of those countries stole equipment the soviets made. Ukraine is the reason China even has any carriers, they literally sold them a soviet carrier to model all their designs off of, the fucking retards.
We should have just kept back and watched as the russians turned from a communist power to an imperial one, it's been a net negative letting these shitholes in. Just look at the EU numbers, all the peddlers just keep asking for gibs, for no gain to us.

anyone got an updated combat map

They have the resources, they have the land. They have a big population. Instead they choose to destroy and isolate themselves. What a shame.

TL;DR moff pusseh

spoiler warning but:
>a native girl gets taken into pit along with first explorers of the island (within the last 2000 year cycle, 1900 years ago aka ~100 years after the most recent praying skeletons)
>gets a monkeys paw artifact in L6
>suffering beyond your imagination as usual
>moff pusseh that wants to shag reg.

Georgians were trying to genocide Abkhazians so Russia intervened.

>stole equipment soviets made
They were part of the Soviet Union what you mean?

Not hard to remember since I took the screencap.

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Yeah sure. As real as the Holocaust.

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unfortunately it's not gonna happen. Oligarchs soaked up all of the wealth following the collapse of the USSR. To recover now would require decades of policy changes OR a new regime forcefully redistributing wealth - the social implications of which would too take decades to recover from.

Anyone have news on Kharkiv, kherson or Mariupol?

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>country is fucked up but thats not my problem lol time to pack my bags and leave!

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Uhh isn't Luhansk basically all Russian now?

Turkey trying to play both sides is pretty pathetic. They should be going all in on Ukraine since a Russian-controlled Ukraine (particularly the Black Sea coastline) is a terrible consequence for Turkey's regional power. Russia would be free to build up naval forces in the Black Sea and run sorties into the Mediterranean as they please which would put major pressure on Turkey going into the future. Of course because of how bad erDOGan has fucked things up and the elections coming up next year, he doesn't want to risk anything by picking a side, but not doing so could cost the country terribly long term.

bless you user

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Heavy fighting everywhere. Something has to give soon. Probably Mariupol will fall first. Russians apparently intensifying bombings

CRY HAVOC AND UNLEASH THE DOGS OF WAR
Time to know how Dresden felt ukies

I hope Putin will help liberate Americans Z

Kherson fell about 8 hours ago.

India sending stuff
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You guys are about to get a boom with Chinese money. Not sure why your countrymen are panicked.

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>>Russia is conducting tactical strikes in Kyiev. A TV tower was hit. Another missile missed and hit a Holocaust memorial site.
Jew-seeking missile.

based poo in loos

>t. Roach
That's the only reason why I support Crimea annexation by Russia in order to fuck over turdgay

>Chinese money
lol

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Thats cute

Friendly reminder to move to the countryside, you don't want to be in a city when the nukes start dropping

No way they made that much progress so far

>oбeзглaвливaниe
where are teh webm?

There are wiki pages for the Ghost of Kyiv and Snake Island propaganda

Thread theme?
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Russia isn't even using it's best soldiers and is still winning easily.

oh crap yeah.

Russian military vehicles parked orderly
twitter.com/Caucasuswar/status/1498789059124158467

Russian sacking stores:
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Damn thats the key to thw south too. Well done Russia.
I heard Kharkiv had a massive airborne assualt. Also won't Mariupol be a ideological stronghold?