I know mods will probably ban me for this thread but c’mon. Nuclear war is about to start...

I know mods will probably ban me for this thread but c’mon. Nuclear war is about to start. There’s never much fun on Any Forums.

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ok

...

rolling to close the door

>

pushing all the buttons

nigger faggot jew kike

Eh fuck it

Hurry, anons!

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the door is closed

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Give me 47

LET ME IN

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role

roll

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Good stay in ther faggits

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LET ME IN

Door's open boys get it.

No you fucked us all!

you’re going to get banned for this and so are the rest of us but it’s ok because we’s gon die

NOOOOOOO PLEASE OPEN UP TAKE MY WIFES SON PLEASE
OH THANK GOD PLEASE LET MY BLACK BULL GO IN FIRST

47 get and we all die

FUG LED ME IN I BROT A BIDSA

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I'm safe faggots

roll

Gonna push even more buttons

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LET ME IIIIN

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>5 off
r00w3nd.

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boom

Room for one?

Blow it all up

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Roll

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roll

An ICBM JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE

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tick tick tick

boooom

Please. End my suffering

roll

rell

Door is already open donbass

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Fuck it, I'm rollin'

Shalom

Is over?

post

allahu akbar

rolling for air support

Why are you the way that you are?

We need to close the door before it's too late

DOOR OPEN

? Lolno

What happens if the door opens when it's already open?

Here it COMES BOYS!

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rollin'

.

>imagine the smell
d.ubs and I die in pic related when my house collapses on me

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roll

**High velocity thread**

Almost detonation

I'm gonna smack the bomb with a hammer

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Ffs there's a draft shut the door

@

Door breaks off and can never be closed again

I want everyone to die

nigger

Pray for 'Splosion

Save us mutts. Nigger lover supreme race

Euro Aryans > Indo Aryans

DOOR CLOSED

Oh frick

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Thank you

Doors closed thank god

Let's do this.

LET ME IN YOU DOUBLE NIGGER

I cant smell anything but my feet i just wore shoes for 72 hours

CLOSE IT ON HIM

ACK

OPEN THE GOD SAMN DOORS

Let's Go Boom!

I'm gonna detonate the nuke

I just farted

Even when the next close is trips?

Please open the door

just let me in , ill shut the door right after i promise

You dont have the balls

GUYS!! I LEFT MY HAT OUTSIDE!!

baby needs new shoes
kapooyah

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OPEN THE DOOR

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Everything will be fire

close enough, my feet really stick guys ill stay outside for your confort

Allah

LET ME IN

Me Want Mushroom!

roll

Its been fun

test

Nuke time

Close it!

We are safe bros

Nothing

rolling for bomb

So Close

gettin comfy

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IM IN

Atom cleanse me with your heat and blinding light!

EVERYONE REMAIN CALM

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YES I'M IN
LMAO CLOSED AGAIN
SOMEONE SET IT OFF

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Oh fuck!

hello sir please to let me in sexy friend

I'm gonna set it off inshallah

We Fallout Bois

>EVERYBODY'S GOIN IF I'M GOIN.

Doors open, who wants tago bile. I really wan a cunch wap duhpreme

7fSnTQkj, you are the luckiest son of a bitch on this whole board.

I will get in.

BOOOOOM!

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huy guise

roll

OPEN UP

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FUCKING RETARD THE DOOR IS ALREADY CLOSED

the doors have been sloppily placed over the opening and will withstand a 047, 147, 247, or 347, but anything 447 or higher will melt them and send them hurtling as a glowing blob into the shelter at Mach 9+

DOORS CLOSED RETARDS

Need Boom

Sorry Ivan.

FUCK YOU OPEN UP!

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doors already closed retard

BOOM!!!

Boom!

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AAAAAAAAAA

LET ME IN OH SHI

I come here in the name of total nuclear anihilation

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I'm Jewish and trans if that matters

DOOR HAS BEEN RIPPED OFF AND THROWN INTO THE OCEAN

sure why not.

Kabloo!

Zeros aren’t even or odd

YES!

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BOOM NIGGERS

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every day i'm shuffling

Big badda boom

sorry senpai, i was rolling for bomb

Close

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AAAAA

Hooraay

Open the door and let me in fellow goyim!

am i gunna make it?

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how can doors be real if our eyes aren't real

Fuck off we are full

FUCKING RETARD
LOOK AT THE POST RIGHT BEFORE AND RIGHT AFTER MINE
>I PUT A LOCK ON THE DOOR FUCKERS HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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SKYKING SKYKING DO NOT ANSWER
FOXTROT FLASH
FOXTROT FLASH

BOOM!!

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Hello

AAAAA DOUBLE BOMB

AHHHHHHHHH

Boom

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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NOOOOOOOO

CLOSE IT

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947 DIRECT HIT GROUND ZERO HYPOCENTER DOOR BROKEN EVERYBODY INSIDE IS DIED

Being alive feels so good.
Anybody wanna watch me jerk off?

Tiny fat boy does nothing.

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Shelter Bros report in

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let me in!!!!

Aaaaaaaaaaaah!!! Fuuuuuuuuucckkkk

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HE DID IT
THE ABSOLUTE MAD MAN
>ALL THE DEAD ANONS MUST POST IN GREENTEXT

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MIRV

Nah sounds gay

OH SHI-

H-hello?

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47 get

Roll for no survivors

Alright everyone outside is dead, who wants to play mortal combat?

let’s see it

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HELLO SURVIVOR

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/thread

YOU ARE ALL DEAD, RETARDS

GUD STAY CLOSED

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GLORY TO ATOM

Wait i just realized. There are no women in this bunker.

Nope i've been in the shelter since the start so eat shit NIGGER

WHOA ITS JUST LIEK FALLOUT IM GONNA BE A GH-

You were ejected for jerking off on people's feet, degenerate.

I have to go to the bathroom

YES, I MADE IT

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Put the gun down boy

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Quick check again if any swedes made it.

What's this button do?

uh oh

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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BOOOOOM ÀAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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>ANOTHER BOMB?
ANOTHER BOMB?
>ANOTHER BOMB?
ANOTHER BOMB?

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dynamic reallocation
and it sounds like you just volunteered to have your bits flipped

No, but we have a huehue and a nip so they'll have to do.

HIYA

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So am I in or out of the bomb shelter

ARE YOU IN OR ARE YOU OUT?

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>trips
You can't do this to me

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I WILL AVENGE MY RAFAELA

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I am physically stronger than you. Your new name is yuki.