I know mods will probably ban me for this thread but c’mon. Nuclear war is about to start. There’s never much fun on Any Forums.
I know mods will probably ban me for this thread but c’mon. Nuclear war is about to start...
ok
...
rolling to close the door
>
pushing all the buttons
nigger faggot jew kike
Eh fuck it
Hurry, anons!
the door is closed
Give me 47
LET ME IN
role
roll
Good stay in ther faggits
LET ME IN
Door's open boys get it.
No you fucked us all!
you’re going to get banned for this and so are the rest of us but it’s ok because we’s gon die
NOOOOOOO PLEASE OPEN UP TAKE MY WIFES SON PLEASE
OH THANK GOD PLEASE LET MY BLACK BULL GO IN FIRST
47 get and we all die
FUG LED ME IN I BROT A BIDSA
I'm safe faggots
roll
Gonna push even more buttons
LET ME IIIIN
>5 off
r00w3nd.
boom
Room for one?
Blow it all up
Roll
roll
An ICBM JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE
tick tick tick
boooom
Please. End my suffering
roll
rell
Door is already open donbass
Fuck it, I'm rollin'
Shalom
Is over?
post
allahu akbar
rolling for air support
Why are you the way that you are?
We need to close the door before it's too late
DOOR OPEN
? Lolno
What happens if the door opens when it's already open?
Here it COMES BOYS!
rollin'
.
>imagine the smell
d.ubs and I die in pic related when my house collapses on me
roll
**High velocity thread**
Almost detonation
I'm gonna smack the bomb with a hammer
Ffs there's a draft shut the door
@
Door breaks off and can never be closed again
I want everyone to die
nigger
Pray for 'Splosion
Save us mutts. Nigger lover supreme race
Euro Aryans > Indo Aryans
DOOR CLOSED
Oh frick
Thank you
Doors closed thank god
Let's do this.
LET ME IN YOU DOUBLE NIGGER
I cant smell anything but my feet i just wore shoes for 72 hours
CLOSE IT ON HIM
ACK
OPEN THE GOD SAMN DOORS
Let's Go Boom!
I'm gonna detonate the nuke
I just farted
Even when the next close is trips?
Please open the door
just let me in , ill shut the door right after i promise
You dont have the balls
GUYS!! I LEFT MY HAT OUTSIDE!!
baby needs new shoes
kapooyah
OPEN THE DOOR
Everything will be fire
close enough, my feet really stick guys ill stay outside for your confort
Allah
LET ME IN
Me Want Mushroom!
roll
Its been fun
test
Nuke time
Close it!
We are safe bros
Nothing
rolling for bomb
So Close
gettin comfy
IM IN
Atom cleanse me with your heat and blinding light!
EVERYONE REMAIN CALM
YES I'M IN
LMAO CLOSED AGAIN
SOMEONE SET IT OFF
Oh fuck!
hello sir please to let me in sexy friend
I'm gonna set it off inshallah
We Fallout Bois
>EVERYBODY'S GOIN IF I'M GOIN.
Doors open, who wants tago bile. I really wan a cunch wap duhpreme
7fSnTQkj, you are the luckiest son of a bitch on this whole board.
I will get in.
BOOOOOM!
huy guise
roll
OPEN UP
FUCKING RETARD THE DOOR IS ALREADY CLOSED
the doors have been sloppily placed over the opening and will withstand a 047, 147, 247, or 347, but anything 447 or higher will melt them and send them hurtling as a glowing blob into the shelter at Mach 9+
DOORS CLOSED RETARDS
Need Boom
Sorry Ivan.
FUCK YOU OPEN UP!
doors already closed retard
BOOM!!!
Boom!
AAAAAAAAAA
LET ME IN OH SHI
I come here in the name of total nuclear anihilation
I'm Jewish and trans if that matters
DOOR HAS BEEN RIPPED OFF AND THROWN INTO THE OCEAN
sure why not.
Kabloo!
Zeros aren’t even or odd
YES!
BOOM NIGGERS
every day i'm shuffling
Big badda boom
sorry senpai, i was rolling for bomb
Close
AAAAA
Hooraay
Open the door and let me in fellow goyim!
am i gunna make it?
how can doors be real if our eyes aren't real
Fuck off we are full
FUCKING RETARD
LOOK AT THE POST RIGHT BEFORE AND RIGHT AFTER MINE
>I PUT A LOCK ON THE DOOR FUCKERS HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
SKYKING SKYKING DO NOT ANSWER
FOXTROT FLASH
FOXTROT FLASH
BOOM!!
Hello
AAAAA DOUBLE BOMB
AHHHHHHHHH
Boom
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
NOOOOOOOO
CLOSE IT
947 DIRECT HIT GROUND ZERO HYPOCENTER DOOR BROKEN EVERYBODY INSIDE IS DIED
Being alive feels so good.
Anybody wanna watch me jerk off?
Tiny fat boy does nothing.
Shelter Bros report in
let me in!!!!
Aaaaaaaaaaaah!!! Fuuuuuuuuucckkkk
HE DID IT
THE ABSOLUTE MAD MAN
>ALL THE DEAD ANONS MUST POST IN GREENTEXT
MIRV
Nah sounds gay
OH SHI-
H-hello?
47 get
Roll for no survivors
Alright everyone outside is dead, who wants to play mortal combat?
let’s see it
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HELLO SURVIVOR
/thread
YOU ARE ALL DEAD, RETARDS
GUD STAY CLOSED
GLORY TO ATOM
Wait i just realized. There are no women in this bunker.
Nope i've been in the shelter since the start so eat shit NIGGER
WHOA ITS JUST LIEK FALLOUT IM GONNA BE A GH-
You were ejected for jerking off on people's feet, degenerate.
I have to go to the bathroom
YES, I MADE IT
Put the gun down boy
Quick check again if any swedes made it.
What's this button do?
uh oh
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
BOOOOOM ÀAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>ANOTHER BOMB?
ANOTHER BOMB?
>ANOTHER BOMB?
ANOTHER BOMB?
dynamic reallocation
and it sounds like you just volunteered to have your bits flipped
No, but we have a huehue and a nip so they'll have to do.
HIYA
So am I in or out of the bomb shelter
ARE YOU IN OR ARE YOU OUT?
>trips
You can't do this to me
I WILL AVENGE MY RAFAELA
I am physically stronger than you. Your new name is yuki.