/chug/ - Comfy Happening in Ukraine General #112

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>Ukraine blowing bridges along the Dnieper in retreat
>NATO rejects no-fly zone in Ukraine
>EU rejects supplying jets to Ukraine
>Russia bombs propaganda facilities, TV tower and accidentally holocast memorial in Kiev
>Russian strike on Kharkov administrative building
>Russian forces attacking Mariupol
>40 mile long convoy heading towards Kiev
>Negotiations ended without peace
>Mayor of Kiev says city is surrounded, later says he "mispoke"
>Russian forces have entered the center of Kharkov - Berdyansk has fallen - Mariupol surrounded
>Large convoy of Russian troops and tanks is moving towards Kiev
>The EU have closed airspace to Russian aircraft
>Putin orders Russian nuclear deterrent forces to be on alert
>Ukrainian delegation set for peace talks with Russian delegates in Belarus
>Russian forces have met heavy resistance as they advance on Kiev
>Russian commander of 35th motor brigade has been captured by Ukrainian forces
>Chechen forces are on the ground north of Kiev
>Russian army releases first ever video of the Chernobyl nuclear plant after capturing it (files.catbox.moe/gqnn36.mp4)
>Azov Battalion has started training volunteers in Kiev
>High-rise building in Kiev hit by missile, origins unknown, both sides claim it was the other side's missile
>Melitopol has fallen under Russian hands
>Russians advancing rapidly towards Mariupol, tanks thoroughly spotted roughly 70km from it
>Civilians and the SBU (Ukrainian security forces) engaged in a gunfight last night (due to a major confusion), resulting in heavy losses

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youtube.com/watch?v=xBWmkwaTQ0k

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Other urls found in this thread:

twitter.com/GEOONE17/status/1498868829547638787
twitter.com/El_Hunto/status/1498854872485085192
findokupant.com/
twitter.com/sentdefender/status/1498860554554941443?s=20&t=rgfCN4pcA2ms0BzFDAKwvw
t.me/intelslava/21182
youtube.com/watch?v=2GYuIiKHvUM
t.me/s/CIG_telegram
twitter.com/NSFWRedditVideo

Russian children prisoners of war
twitter.com/GEOONE17/status/1498868829547638787

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Nothing ever happens

RIP GIVI

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JAVELINS could be here," he thought, "I've never been in this country before, there could be JAVELINS anywhere." The cool wind felt good against his balaclavat. "I HATE JAVELINS" he thought. Slav Hard Bass reverberated his entire T-90A, making it pulsate even as the $9 vodka circulated through his powerful thick veins and washed away his (merited) fear of Javelins after dark. "With a tank, you can go anywhere you want until the fuel runs out" he said to himself, out loud.

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List of anti-Russia propaganda we have seen thus far:
- Ukrainian father crying as he hugged his daughter was actually a pro-Russian rebel in Donbas preparing to fight Nazi Azov Battalion
- 13 Ukrainian soldiers "killed" on Snake Island actually surrendered and are alive and well
- Russian tank that ran over civilian car in Kiev was a Strela-10 Ukrainian air defense system
- Photos of Zelensky in military garb with a helmet on are from 2021 border inspection
- Video of Ukrainian MiG-29 shooting down a Russian Su-35 was a Digital Combat Simulator animation
- Russian cruise missile that blew up the side of a residential building was actually a Ukrainian air-defense missile fired by the Ukrainian military
- Viral video of Ukrainian pilot shooting down Russian jet was a screen recording from Arma 3 video game
- Viral video of Russian jet exploding over Kiev was in fact a Ukranian Su-27
- Russian supply convoy that Ukrainian military blew up was a Ukrainian convoy
- Ukrainian military lied about blowing up 56 tanks that included General Tushayev
- Russian jet bombing near residential homes appears to be a Ukrainian MiG-29 fighter targeting Russian troops
- Claims from Western-intel that Ukraine had shot down multiple IL-76 transport planes carrying paratroopers have yielded no evidence
- Ukrainian Ambassador to the UN reads fake text messages from 2ch (Russian soldiers aren't allowed cell phones in Ukraine)

Mariupol-bros...

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Will there be any happenings tomorrow or is Russia still trying to unfuck their supplies and relearn combined arms?

this image confuses and enrages the over socialized and tech-obsessed "OSINT researcher"

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check the size of this crater

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>beheaded
>Chechen
Sounds like bullshit propaganda but muzzies gonna muzzy so it checks out.

Eat it Nazis

how come all kiev cameras are still dark

twitter.com/El_Hunto/status/1498854872485085192
oops forgot link

Stop posting loli in the /chug/ threads you fucks, it's illegal in the USA.

>is Russia still trying to unfuck their supplies and relearn combined arms?
This, they need to send more cannon fodder

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Have we had any gainz today?

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I wonder if Putin plans to annex all that territory to Russia.

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(((Nazis)))

>Yfw May 9th will partake in Kiev
>Yfw Kiev will be rebuilt like Grosny

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HOLY SHIT A Z MOBILE JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE

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I really just want to conscript all unmarried women (kids or not) ages 25-45 and just go send them to fight Russia and never come back. Can we please?

k

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OSINT fears the zunny

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any update on the britbong trolling more reporters? dpr and lpr going to be their own independent nation after this right?

the cannon fodder is supposedly doing their job right now

Kek, a rare based twatter reply.

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You heard him guys, that means post more.

a great leap forward for gender equality

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Oof Kharkiv is taken. Mariupol is surrounded and executions have begun. Bulk of Ukie army is almost surrounded. And Kiev is almost surrounded. Like 3 days max and it all happens.

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>>Yfw May 9th will partake in Kiev

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no frens aboard the party van?

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they'll be independent for 5 minutes so they can hold a plebiscite for joining Russia

>no source
K

Vid or ddn't happen

kek i like how they pimped it out with massive Z

W2c Z-van? I wanna make one into a camper.

Ukrainian Government is attempting to crowdsource Russian Troop movements.

Report spurious information to help nullify the globohomo attempt to stop this righteous liberation of the Ukraine.

Link to the report page is
findokupant.com/

Tweet that webpage was sourced from
twitter.com/sentdefender/status/1498860554554941443?s=20&t=rgfCN4pcA2ms0BzFDAKwvw

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I just want these women to have to face reality with their full independent selves and have full accountability for their opinions on their own. Please.

>posting illegal images of loli in the us
You're going to get in trouble with the law, user.

>AIR BONUS

LMAO

Based if true
Post proofs?

you had me at "blowing up holocaust memorial".

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>Russia flew over my house in Seattle!!!

Big Zunny won't be defeated

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Based Bong Baker.

Friendly reminder about the "Mexican" shitposter aka The Assblasted Aztec of Azov and his constant sperg fails in /chug/

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Yes.

Documents have been dropped. See picrel.
>phmpt(dot)
>org(slash)
>pfizers-documents
Format due to Any Forums spazzing out over this link.
If your loved ones have been jabbed,try to reconcile and spend time with them.

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cant say i did not expect that to start happening really, wait till they find the units of redditers trannies being trained by azov right now, gonna get real awkward

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"Powerful battles in Mariupol. The city is being stormed."

Mariupol being stormed by Russians now according to Intel Slava


t.me/intelslava/21182

OSINT dudes are saying that Russian morale is really low and that Putin will be couped. Is this cope and how often is OSINT correct, seems like they're warhawks that like to fantasize and looking at Putin's approvals, I can't see him being couped.

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I was telling everyone the Azov & others trapped in Mariupol were going to be fucking massacred. They were surrounded by Chechen and DPR/LPR irregulars. The former think they are western foot soldiers and the latter spent 8 years fighting them as Azov killed their people and tortured captives.
The warfare between these groups is tribal

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extremly based and zunny pilled. ZUNDER!!

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Wew.

It's not even illegal in the US fren. not really.

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pure cope, never

>vehicles marked with Z are cleared to transport frens

Woops, wrong picture, but still kinda related. Here the one I meant to post.

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Time to promote the Ukrainian commander to field marshal.

>Ukrainian Government is attempting to crowdsource Russian Troop movements.

so do we have cords. on where CNN reporters are? asking for a fren.

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bet they are regretting that lard video right about now.

Yeah, they'd tell us that.

>Mariupol has finally kicked off
youtube.com/watch?v=2GYuIiKHvUM

>M-MUH TNO STYLED FASCISM WILL BECOME A REALITY IN HOHOLSTAN!
>Get bombed, raped, chopped up, raped again and mostly raped again in Kiev and rest of Ukraine
>Whine and have your own leader being taken in by Reddit

Oh what a time is it to be alive

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the opinion in the russian general staff is that putin is being too lenient and he should've started the war with a rocket barrage on all the ukranian military barracks full of sleeping troops

so, you know, judge accordingly

>If your loved ones have been jabbed,try to reconcile and spend time with them.

Uhmmm what

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Here's something good

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why not rape him?

KEK
i am wheezing holy shit

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Yea I'll believe it when I see it

The rest of the world made this worse than it needs to be.
Ukrainian far rights groups were the issue and they'll continue to be a problem for Putin. We shouldn't of armed them, we basically just handed all those javelin missiles over to Assad.
Those same weapons the west donated are going to be in the hands of islamist extremist in a year or two.
If we just gave Putin what he wanted we could of maintained a relationship and led the ground work for democratization after his death. As far as dictators go he could be worse

>"YoU'rE gOiNg To GeT iN tRoUbLe WiTh ThE lAw, user."

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The sooner the azov larpers are erradicated; the better.

The moral arc of the universe is long, but it bends towards justice.

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Wich vid? This one?
>Verification not required.

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Can probably figure it out, they're always posed in front of the same few buildings inside Kiev.

Can you make a thread and translate your gigantic nouns maybe?

how did you hear of this?

One of the better telegrams I've been able to find. Seems to just report on troop movements and events without bias. Gives you somewhat of an understanding of wtf is actually going on.
t.me/s/CIG_telegram

No, he wants to hang Zelensky and his lieutenants. After that's done, the west will be extremely hesitant to try installing a new puppet.

based as109 poster

nope

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Can someone please translate this

lol at the fucking moron that added the bottom labels

>The sooner the azov larpers are erradicated; the better.

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based

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they could be CNN reporters or dangerous gopnik saboteurs. cameras do look a lot like manpads too.

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>Not knowing Stalin killed more Kikes then (((Hitler)))
Hitler didn't kill enough or barely even a million, Stalin killed more and yet the Kikes fear to talk about it. What's even more funny is that Russia has a Jewish Oblast with a LGBT flag, ready to ship them there just in case

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because that's gay

>Gives you somewhat of an understanding of wtf is actually going on.
And? What's going on? Anything good? Copy.

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Okay no more lolis!
POST SHOTAS!

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>HOMO

FUCKING SIDES IN ORBIT

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Im sorry about Hoholia, compadre.

But it needed to die

does it?
the suffering of the devoured is always greater that the joy of the devour-er

It depends on what time of day you look at OSINT. That flag chart is surprisingly not a meme. It's early morning in Ukraine now, so Russian shill hours are about to begin.

lmao my government just set fire to a protestors camp in the capital tens burning everywhere and they are calling Putin a Tyrant on TV.
Cant make this shit up.

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We can hope, but in all likelihood he is going to set up a puppet client state and return to the normal status quo before the ZOG coup d'etat that the obama regime staged in Maidan.

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I want to see saudi style 1 swipe beheadings

Kyiv has been used within Ukraine since it declared independence in 91, it’s not nuspeak. Is the goal of this thread to continue being dipshits

>OSINT
Why do people listen to these LARPers again? These are the same "people" who reposted shit about snake island heros and the Ghost of Kiew

based

They are certainly more dangerous as saboteurs with manpads

REEEE

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Please god let this be true. I would pay money to see beheaded rabid hohol dogs.

>Listen here, halal, about that video, you're about to get HOMOFIED, INSHALLAH!

out with you

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>Kiew
basiert, wer Kiew sagt, muss auch Lemburg sagen

right out of the leftist playbook 101, always accuse the enemy of what you are doing yourself

Redpill me on snake island. What is its significance?

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Cuckrainian "language" is newspeak.

Anyone got a map with the Ukrainian airports? I want anything that flies reduced to scrap metal for their propaganda

How much of your government is comprised of chinks?

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Ukrainian is just funny Russian

>Russian troops are going to mutiny and start refusing orders.
Actually laughable claims they're making.

Nigger

It's critical for Putin that Ukraine has an actual elected government and remains a neutral country. He's not installing anything or anyone, just killing the current leadership.

Damn right, someone go find them now.
I wanna see dead Hohols

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ASB is kind of a nigger. Most of the stuff he posts that ends up being true is stolen

As I said about the shills: evil cannot create anything new. Only pervert, corrupt and destroy what good has made.
Our enemies have no souls and are not worth worrying about, because they aren't people. :^)

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imagine complaining about leftists, when you support turbo marxists that fly the hammer and sickle and shot anyone who disagrees with them

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