How fucked are you if America gets nuked? I’m in the Baltimore area so I’m super fucked

How fucked are you if America gets nuked? I’m in the Baltimore area so I’m super fucked

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You'll be fine, melanin has a high SPF

Relax onions, there will be no nuclear war

Not at all

Looks like I would be fucked.

I live in suburbia I don't really give a shit. Fallout is relatively a nothingburger. Bomb all metropolitans for all I care, the US would be a better place

Crawl out through the fallout, baby... when they drop that bomb

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you were already fucked living in Baltimore lmao

don't they talk about trying to nuke the hell out of yellowstone and hope to trigger a geothermal eruption?

Why are they targeting Las Vegas? We have nothing bros. Leave us alone.

>no military target on WPAFB

lmao okay kid

>live twenty minutes from largest naval base in the world
>three hours from CIA
>five hours from D.C
pretty fucked desu

I can't believe how many targets are in Ohio. Isn't this state shitty enough?

>Targets every city in the United States.
>Extra nukes to cover all of Las Vegas
Nothing personal kid.

Aliens/Niggers are worse than nukes.

And a 500 foot ferris wheel.

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NJ Pine Barrensfag here. If NYC gets fucked I can't go North. If Philadelphia gets fucked, can't go West. When DC gets fucked can't go South. So guess I'll just melt when my forest goes up in flames. Got a lawn chair and a case of beer for the occasion.

>muh yellowstone
Never going to happen. The pressure has been sinking, so if anything, it won't be a huge explosion, just a cave in at most.

I have a basement I'll be fine

>five bombs in Salt Lake City
For what purpose..?

cool, jesus is good

Omega fucked in mass

Fucked

Off by one. But you already know...

my house is 8 miles from ground zero, I might see a bright flash.

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fucked

Magic underwear is tough stuff

No one is getting nuked

You might need to hide under your desk still.

Not only is it full of degenerate false religions, its where silicon slopes is
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Silicon_Slopes

I’m in a military strike zone. I think I’m fucked.

m.youtube.com/watch?v=hiwgOWo7mDc
I'll miss you

The Orthodox Church fears the Mormon

Ive made the worst mistakes of my life in that city.

I hope its incinerated.

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Nellis AFB. Shit tons of warplanes, strategic bombers

>I’m in the Baltimore area
so it would be an improvement then