Comfy state of the union

comfy state of the union
address thread

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digits and biden shits his pants live

>my daughters pussy dosen't smell like it used to.
>we gotta help our friends in afghanistan especially zelanksy

What exactly is this explain to a non American? Please, Sir daddy

and everybody in the room has a ukrainian flag to wave, who would've guessed it?

president gives a speech every year outlining his accomplishments and vision. everybody claps a lot. sometimes some of them sit and don't clap
it's all a show

biden gives a speech...prob gonna be generic...and condemn russia...no way is he going to declare on russia during this speech so kinda pointless.

>jews, women, minorities

what does he say first

build back better
green new deal
solar wind energy
threat to democracy
inflection point

Do they always cheer this much they sound like idiots

Why is he squinting bros

this is fucking embarrassing ALREADY

I can't with this fucking sign language person. Is it necessary? Can they just fucking close caption?

This is such a fucking charade. The amount of unanimous clapping is so cringe. How do these people keep pretending? Why has no one spoke up and said anything about this?

>CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP

God, I hate this

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Thanks guys

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use the c-span stream

i think the clapping is fake user

>I love to sniff hair

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We watching here?

this motherfucker cannot talk also nancys mouth botox is way overdone

cornpop is sucking air. he shat his diaper i think.

HE'S SLURRING IN THE FIRST 5MIN!!!!! THIS IS VERY PROMISING!!!!!

Roll. Shart at the 12:00 mark

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its Michael Jackson wearing a disguise for real

weve crushed the rugsian rugle, uh ruple, ruble

It's mostly going to be Biden sucking his own dick on national television. He'll probably skim over things that make him unpopular or outright ignore them (Inflation, covid mandates, economy...)

I'm not here for slurrings. I want the fucking Hammer to drop.

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>standing ovatIon every 3 seconds
yeah seems organic

How will Czar Putin ever recover from this devastating display?

Did he just declare a no-fly zone?

President Biden is a warrior.
He crushed Putin's faggot ass lol

bumping Christ is King

kek look at those two trannies behind him

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He's already stuttering. He usually waits to do that until the second act

I'm hoping he gets heckled and has a tantrum and calls people niggers.

EVERY SINGLE INCH

the average american DOES NOT CARE ABOUT FAGGOT UKRAINE unreal with this fucking babble, bragging about citizens fighting and getting smoked, disgusting

it's a disgusting spectacle and makes me sicker and sicker every year.
at least trump years were funny, the only highlight I've ever seen

Can hardly hear what he's saying over his slurred speech. Sounds and looks like he's had a stroke recently.

Damn, Joe is sounding good. Honestly, I can't even remember that Trump was even the president. Joe is my President now.

>mobilizing forces to europe
We actually are getting WW3, aren't we?

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Whatever drugs they used during the debates aren't working anymore. I can't imagine him keeping it together for 30min.

TRUMP WON!

So far, a festival of platitudes and LibFag lies mixed with “Rah-Rah! Sis Boom Bah!” bullshit.

After this Russian stooge gets done with his insipid belching, it wouldn’t surprise me if Zelenskyy surrenders, being totally demoralized.

Biden was engineered to be the POTUS when this shit went down because he’s a patsy.

remember to have fun yall

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Damn this shits boring

Biden is well spoken tonight and putting on a great speech.

biden looks like a nigger what a piece of trash. fuck america what a nigger country

Nhxrmh

The biggest cocktail they ever gave him was the Trump debate. After that, they just felt like they can get away with pretty much anyway.

>What did the Ukraine ever do to Russia to warrant an invasion?
US government staged a violent coup in 2014 and installed a NATO puppet government; it is completely run by foreign powers.
it is not controlled by the Ukrainian people, but by foreign powers, and also by oligarchs chosen by foreign powers. both groups have robbed the people of the country for their own purposes, primarily using the “country” as a battering ram against Russia.

Stalin and Khrushchev gave Russian territory to the Ukraine for political administration reasons that were practical at the time but irrelevant to geopolitics because it was all the USSR.

The Ukraine is a colony with a puppet government.

The Ukraine government is now saying that they are going to start building nuclear weapons, an ability that they have because they were a part of the Soviet Union.

NATO made promises in 1992 that they would not expand NATO eastward, and yet they started doing so immediately.

making an enemy out of Russia just proves that the people running Washington are megalomaniacal, and have no desire for peace, and that they’ve been trying to overthrow Russia since the end of the Cold War.

the Ukraine is not a “democracy” and Russian-speakers are being physically attacked, economically disenfranchised, and banned from speaking their own language not just at schools but also in shops and other public places.
the Ukrainians didn’t harbor this kind of hatred before, it was a brotherly nation, and the West has trumped up hatred via their control of the Ukrainian government, and their connection to the oligarchs.
like every country, Russia has a right to protect its interests, and this is exactly what they plan to do.
The West is not offering a peaceful solution. They pretend like they are, but then refuse any form of concession, and just start making more threats.

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you will never be a woman

>I mean it
>Let be honest with you
Scranton story coming up in 3...2....1....

>KEEV

He's drugged up. Hope he passes out at the podium.

30 MILLION BARRELS??
30 MILLION BARRELS??
We buy 630m from the Rus on the daily.

What the fuck is this idiot saying????????

did he just say the iranian people?

Kamala looks like she is getting whiffs of his diaper.

What the fuck is the point of this chick? Can't deaf people just read the subtitles?

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>I will release 60 million barrels of oil
>we use 20 million a day.
>3 days...

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>The Uranianan people
Scranton joe

Yeah, he messed up the first sentence

Biden is a pedophile

yes

The Iranian people.

That phoney swollwell

Biden just said "Iranian" instead of Ukrainian. Send the old man to bed.

please shut the fuck up holy shit

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YES!!! AAAAAHAHAHAHAHAH

you fucking called it

>Scranton story coming up in 3...2....1....
Bingo...fuck this old turd.

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And you’re sucking his ass so hard that your face is gonna burst with his shit.

This faggot has no answer for the problems he’s caused other than morphing into Donald Trump.

She throws gang signs for Ebonic Americans of Differently Abled Hearing

He's starting a war, bros
This is not good

lmao he did

Kamala's crap colored shit suit is triggering my autism, did she really want to come off as a turd sitting in the back?

Lol he already got booed

I heard a yet...

LEAKER!!!!!! LUCKY GUESS!!!!!!!

Lmfao

You are a prophet, user.

Yes but back tracked by not engaging on non Nato soil

Bread and circus

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Someone should build a wither in minecraft In there

this feels fake

Oh, wow! We’re safe from Russia now! Now that we’ve hung Ukraine out to dry so we could fuck around with Russia, , let’s celebrate Russia’s weakness! These fucking ghouls.

I've never seen a more conniving jew than schumer

>OUR ECONOMY CREATED NEW JOBS BRO
Maybe because they all opened up due to your vaccine mandates.

"The Iranian people"

>everything is going to be ok bro
>just trust me bro
Meanwhile Jewtin is getting ready another wave of cannon fodder.

why are all the cock suckers clapping at every sentence he says?

THE IRANIAN PEOPLE

The price of food went up because of your policies you piece of shit.
And a bunch of suckbag millionaire politicians, that have never created anything for anyone, booing billionaires. Classic.

Freudian slip
WW3 S O O N

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Uh oh his dementia is kicking in. He's starting to talk about his father.

Because it's a show
And that's not some kind of snide comment, it's literally nothing else

I'm so sick of this retarded faggot

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Even a senile retard can read a screen and wait while the claps settle down. He isn't gonna have some spectacular fuck up here.

“The Uranian people” he’s go uranium on the cranium

the majority party stands and claps at every applause line in the speech, the opposition party boos, heckles, and refuses to stand and clap at certain cherry picked points
It's all a show

>destroy middle class
>promise to help them
I don't trust like that

Live fact check and drinking game

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Because they’re all inside a cage that they constructed for themselves and there’s only two ways out…ride it to the end, or an hero themselves.

This is what corrupt LibFag democracy looks like….”leaders” babbling at each other from behind barbed wire with armed guards patrolling it.

The sad part is that plebits will not understand the irony.

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Please, the only thing he said to Xi is 10 percent for the big guy.

chichi ping

only fair, the demoncraps always do this. too bad the dems have a drunken diaper shitter standing in for President

Hey was that thing true where his son sold some sort of Cobalt mine which is used for making electric car batteries?

where's the money coming from? Huh Joe?

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watch nancys mouth. shes rolling her jaw like she just snorted an 8 ball, fuckin junkie

If only you knew how bad things really are

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You.

>watch nancy
no

There was just a cut.

IT'S NOT LIVE, FOLKS!!!! THEY ARE EDITING THIS IN REAL TIME!!!!!!

HE LITERALLY SAID WE WILL NOT HELP UKRAINE WE WIL NOT SEND SOLDIERS

>WE WILL NOT INTERUMPT RUSSIA

HE LITERALLY SAID WE WILL NOT HELP UKRAINE WE WIL NOT SEND SOLDIERS

>WE WILL NOT INTERUMPT RUSSIA
HE LITERALLY SAID WE WILL NOT HELP UKRAINE WE WIL NOT SEND SOLDIERS

>WE WILL NOT INTERUMPT RUSSIA


HE LITERALLY SAID WE WILL NOT HELP UKRAINE WE WIL NOT SEND SOLDIERS

>WE WILL NOT INTERUMPT RUSSIA


I ... I AM BETTER THAN CHINA

W WE ARE BETTER THAN RUSSIA...!!!!:(;-;-;;-;--;

MEMERICA

FOLKS
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Kek wills it

>investing $10 billion for intel to catch up in the computer chip industry and only employ 10,000 people

why do americans like to clap so much?
no wonder they call you americlaps

>10000 people
>5000 pajeets.

>youtube.com/watch?v=dVV0AbdhzUg
he thinks he's gonna turn this shit around kek

A “Field of Dreams” 20 miles east of Columbus Ohio…Jesus.

For an Intel plant that will never get built because the NIMBYs and the competitors and the Greenies will tie it up in courts.

WHY DOES intel need US taxpayer money to build a factory?