/chug/ - Comfy Happening in Ukraine General #109

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>Ukraine blowing bridges along the Dnieper in retreat
>NATO rejects no-fly zone in Ukraine
>EU rejects supplying jets to Ukraine
>Russia bombs propaganda facilities, TV tower and accidentally holocast memorial in Kiev
>Russian strike on Kharkov administrative building
>Russian forces attacking Mariupol
>40 mile long convoy heading towards Kiev
>Negotiations ended without peace
>Mayor of Kiev says city is surrounded, later says he "mispoke"
>Russian forces have entered the center of Kharkov - Berdyansk has fallen - Mariupol surrounded
>Large convoy of Russian troops and tanks is moving towards Kiev
>The EU have closed airspace to Russian aircraft
>Putin orders Russian nuclear deterrent forces to be on alert
>Ukrainian delegation set for peace talks with Russian delegates in Belarus
>Russian forces have met heavy resistance as they advance on Kiev
>Russian commander of 35th motor brigade has been captured by Ukrainian forces
>Chechen forces are on the ground north of Kiev
>Russian army releases first ever video of the Chernobyl nuclear plant after capturing it (files.catbox.moe/gqnn36.mp4)
>Azov Battalion has started training volunteers in Kiev
>High-rise building in Kiev hit by missile, origins unknown, both sides claim it was the other side's missile
>Melitopol has fallen under Russian hands
>Russians advancing rapidly towards Mariupol, tanks thoroughly spotted roughly 70km from it
>Civilians and the SBU (Ukrainian security forces) engaged in a gunfight last night (due to a major confusion), resulting in heavy losses

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youtube.com/watch?v=xs69lv0UGNU
youtube.com/watch?v=zz--i3M4PVk
twitter.com/NSFWRedditGif

TAKE IT HUNGARY

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ATTENTION UKRAINIANS
YOUR MEDIA IS LYING TO YOU
YOU ARE NOT BEING INVADED
PUTIN IS DESTROYING BIOWEAPON FACILITIES IN YOUR COUNTRY THAT YOUR CORRUPT POLITICIANS ALLOWED THE CABAL TO BUILD
BY FIGHTING RUSSAINS, YOU ARE SACRIFICING YOURSELVES FOR THE CABAL
LET THE RUSSAIN MILITARY DO THEIR JOB

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List of anti-Russia propaganda we have seen thus far:
- Ukrainian father crying as he hugged his daughter was actually a pro-Russian rebel in Donbas preparing to fight Nazi Azov Battalion
- 13 Ukrainian soldiers "killed" on Snake Island actually surrendered and are alive and well
- Russian tank that ran over civilian car in Kiev was a Strela-10 Ukrainian air defense system
- Photos of Zelensky in military garb with a helmet on are from 2021 border inspection
- Video of Ukrainian MiG-29 shooting down a Russian Su-35 was a Digital Combat Simulator animation
- Russian cruise missile that blew up the side of a residential building was actually a Ukrainian air-defense missile fired by the Ukrainian military
- Viral video of Ukrainian pilot shooting down Russian jet was a screen recording from Arma 3 video game
- Viral video of Russian jet exploding over Kiev was in fact a Ukranian Su-27
- Russian supply convoy that Ukrainian military blew up was a Ukrainian convoy
- Ukrainian military lied about blowing up 56 tanks that included General Tushayev
- Russian jet bombing near residential homes appears to be a Ukrainian MiG-29 fighter targeting Russian troops
- Claims from Western-intel that Ukraine had shot down multiple IL-76 transport planes carrying paratroopers have yielded no evidence
- Ukrainian Ambassador to the UN reads fake text messages from 2ch (Russian soldiers aren't allowed cell phones in Ukraine)

nth for I hate the antichrist

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Putin
>united the whole western world against him
>outed his country from the rest of civilized world
>economy on its knees with 65% chance of bankruptcy
>the piece of clay he wants to capture rejects him with teeth and nails

All that happening with Jewish comedian in charge of Ukraine and Senile Funny Grampa in charge of USA

And this is only day six

I fucking can't, with every passing day it becomes more and more hilarious

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oh noooooo we sure hate nazis here on Any Forums

You love to see it.

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HERE BEFORE THE BEAN SHILL

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the most bizarrely stupid shilling/shitposting is
>post picture of nonwhite, mixed, non blonde hair blue eyed, or just odd looking people
>LMAO "SAVIOR OF THE WHITE RACE"
As if anyone thinks any country or its military is comprised solely of scandinavian phenotype white people, and as if that connects at all to the outcome of a conflict with regards to white people.

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3 rubles to your account

RUSSIA IS LOSING THIS WAR.
KYIV IS NOT SURROUNDED
MARIUPOL IS NOT SURROUNDED
RUSSIA IS NOW CLOSE TO 1 WEEK BEHIND DAY 1 OBJECTIVES
PUTIN IS LITERALLY HAVING A MELTDOWN AND FIRED HIS TOP GENERAL
THIS WAR IS A DISASTER FOR RUSSIA

i hope both sides lose

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Is the 40 mile convoy kill?

I love you an-ACK.

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*lick*

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1 - Kyiv
2 - Kyev
3 - Keev
4 - Kiyv
5 - Keiv
6 - Keyeff
7 - Keiev
8 - Kyff
9 - Kiiv
0 - Key Off
xx - Kiev
xxx - Киeв

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damn

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Russia is losing. This is embarasing.

has there been any good highlights from the state address or is it just more of the same "russia will not get away with this, MUH SANCTIONS WILL BLOCK OUT THE SUN"

?

AK-74s for everyone!

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It never was 40 mi. It was 4mi long and yes. Ukraine drones took out most of it and the rest is broken down / out of fuel per US

seems to be still there

ROLLAN FOR KYIFF

based haguhagu poster

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>antifa noguns faggot drew the AK wrong
Lmao

hey russkies are you enjoying your dead economy?

I.. need... CUNNY

FUCK

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I got lost in the catalogue bros, it's comfy to be back

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>marpat and multicam
Those are probably burgers.

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Yeah the rubble of it is LOL

>ywn shitpost about russian invasions in 2014 again

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Guys my dad works for Russia and he says it lost :(

КPУЧEHИE

based, thanks user

Has Putin even been seen on tv yesterday or the day before that? or has he completely disappeared from the public eye ?

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It's time. Ban~Kai. More sanctions no jutsu (not on oil tho we need that).

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Sigh, I wish

It just grew 10 miles larger

Anyone using mosins in ukraine.

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Daily reminder half west Ukraine is rightful Polish claim

your dad is a massive faggot, kys

go to ukraine.....basement lolis.jpeg

>two more hours

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i hope they get the help they need

kek you're right.

I'll ask it again. If Putin's goal is to make Ukraine Mother Russia's bitch (a.k.a. satellite state), how's the progress so far if it linked to current battleground?

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Anybody here own an AK-47? Or other Russian firearm? Post em.

aaAAAAAAAAA
youtube.com/watch?v=QzpPLo68hEw

Kek
This chimpout is great entertainment. I hope Ukrainians know how much Joy they've brought me.

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u heard that from ukraine media?

if this is actually real i will
not lying whatsoever, I have no problem flying to a warzone as long as i get cunny

Enjoy
Miho poster, Good morning

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Is he browsing Any Forums with a ps4 controller?

CHECKED

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THE WEST THOUGHT BANNING TWITTER, PORNHUB, INSTAGRAM, TINDER, ONLYFANS AND MCDONALDS WOULD MAKE RUSKIES STOP SOVIET INVASION OF HOLOLS

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how to get militarymaps.info to work? it's just telling me i need to login to vk.com and pay for it

yesss post them...

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No I heard from US media which is reliable and has been accurate to this point.

What's your rating of the war so far?

I'm giving it a 1 out of 10. It's fucking boring. Even Israel V Random sand nigger country puts on a better show.

Russia, Ukraine, hang your heads in shame. You both suck

I'll believe it when I see it.

Nice m44 user.

Tanned cunny, best cunny...

Пyблинчый_дeтcкий_дoм.txt

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I NEED A BASED SWEDE TO SEND ME SNUS

Donbass gets the kotel, AZOVniggers get the kötél

>I CAN'T KEEV

send source

>When you can't invade your neighbor that does not have a standing force and ruin your economy

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Look Russian shills. Ukraine will surrender under the terms that you give us back Crimea.

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wait...i got dubz on second post...what does this mean?

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DOES ANYONE HAVE PHOTOS OF VIDEOS OF THE TRACTOR TOWING THIS TANK???

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Ukraine doesn't have drones

KR103 with 10 round magnum mags cause they make the gun look cooler. It's an AK103, I think some are being used over there

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I fired one when I went to visit last year. Also some old nazi guns. The swastica near the iron sights was kinda surreal
You can just find wwii rifles in people’s backyards at the dachas out there. Been a battlefield for ages

Please tell me why I shouldn't support this man.

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Yes they do from Turkey.

Belarus borders Russian Federation yet is independant because they have good relations with Russia
Ukraine broders Russian Federation and is being invaded because the government threatened to host NATO nuclear weapons aimed at Moscow.
It seems to me that this can be fixed by installing a government that is friendly to Russia and has no NATO nukes.

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The jormungandr convoy

Day 1 was solid 8/10, rest is total boredom so far.
Tomorrow or whenever the KOTYOL around the azovniggers begins to boil might be a good one.

It's going to make the general populace very annoyed.
Granted that might not be very effective in Russia.

mexibro, you were mad about people bragging?

0/10

I'm entertaining the idea that the mutts purposefully lost to russia in syria to enboldeb putin into invading cukraine

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Magpul mags** not magnum kek

This means yer eatin beens!

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It should be Kiew, actually

ATTENTION: Using the greatest tools at Belarusian Military Intelligence's disposal, Lukashenko has identified several key Ukrainian resource stockpiles. Here is an image of him presenting his findings to Putin

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you snus....

look at this dood

meanwhile in cultural Marxist russia

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Where did the drones land then, wise guy?

I can see the serial number. Expect a knock from the FBI on your door in about, oh... I'd say 30 seconds. Enjoy prison, chud.

Western Ukraine airfields are intact moron.

You need 103 mags.

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>Traditional values
>Putin elites live everywhere but russia

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>Skeev

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Le based Russians

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Third one you linked is a shill on your side there globohomo buddy. Cool it with the antisemitic friendly fire.

ATTENTION: Any Forums is an anti-Nazi board and we support Russians removing Ukrainian Nazis

a convoy just flew over my house

Digit and Russia, Belarus and Hungary take a bit of Ukraine lands.

We can legally own cool guns down here Travis

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i hope you ruskies take kiev already and/or kill zelensky, shit will actually get interesting then

nice

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3/10, it literally is just a military operation

Ask for the moonrunes map. It's neither Russian nor western info.
Was 60 miles on romanian news like 4 hours ago. Hope my favorite van is with it.
Mornin' I'm close to going to bed though. Wagiecage in like 5 hours. Working from home though so sexposting will continue during work hours.

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stop stealin my quotes

Russia "accidentally" bombs holocaust memorial

Muy Basado

Someone post the Zelensky gay dance

Post more monke Putin. It's the only thing you glowies are good at.

>the fake news
>lied for decades
>especially about war
>"reliable"
imagine typing this

>actually believing in Marxism

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Can you faggots use the actual play-by-play analysis from ISW instead of random bullshit from twitter?

understandingwar.org/backgrounder/russian-offensive-campaign-assessment-march-1

Summary:
>Russian forces are setting conditions to envelop Kyiv from the west and attempting to open up a new axis of attack from the east that would let them encircle the capital. It is unclear if Russia has sufficient combat power to complete such an encirclement and hold it against Ukrainian counter-attacks.
>Russian forces will likely launch a renewed ground offensive to seize Kharkiv following the air/artillery/missile attack it has been conducting in the past 24 hours.
>Russian and Russian proxy forces will likely solidify the “land bridge” linking Rostov-on-Don with Crimea, allowing Russian forces to move more rapidly from Rostov to reinforce efforts further west.
>Russia’s successful seizure of Kherson city may allow Russian forces to resume their interrupted drive toward Mykolayiv and Odesa.
>Belarusian forces have likely entered the war on Russia’s side despite denials by the Belarusian president.

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Aighty.

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Mutts law in action once more
I am embarrassed to have the same flag as you

There was a video where some dumb hohol chick tried to throw a molotov at it, spilling the burning gasoline on herself.
The tank on the video was towed by a tractor... which had a Z on it.

And even if they weren't, military planes are designed to be able to use roads if needes

>Working from home though so sexposting will continue during work hours
I'm doing exactly this. Cunnyposting will continue until it's time for gym.

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conventional war is fine and an easy win, specifics are filtered heavily through propaganda and can't be relied on
supposedly Russia is only using a small fraction of their air power, that's according to US military, not incentivized to downplay Russia's invasion so possibly true
an insurgency would likely be a big issue
same as every other asymmetrical war in the past 70 years

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meanwhile in ukraine
>also meanwhile in Russia those nogs were executed and the women were put into a mass grave

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Kek imagine thinking anyone would believe this.

twitter.com/AdamSculthorpe/status/1498200483768508424

found it mate

>Ah yes, gamergate.
>Internet Aristocrat and more recently mentis should be required viewing.
>youtube.com/watch?v=xs69lv0UGNU
>youtube.com/watch?v=zz--i3M4PVk
>So many newfags still do not get how big it was or what it implied it's pathetic.
GamerGate was literally what made the "populist" wave across the Western world possible. It is as I wrote an actual "Black Swan" event.

Misc. important/funny posts from the previous thread:

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>Jewish cemetery in Odessa bombed
>Holobunga memorial bombed
Really tingles my jingles

They fly the flag of their ancestors

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Why do you have two foot!?!

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Monkies be cringe....

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mexibro, pls respond

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>please repeat us neocon propaganda unquestioningly
"no"

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Did we really? that sounds like something the MSM would have been very eager to make up

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I FUCKING FOUND IT

Yes

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State of the Union address will be very anti-Russian

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You got keked.

nah we're chilling

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Russia has normalfags too user, and they don't like it when they can't consoom

>40 mile long Russian convoy
That's gotta be fake news, Russians use kilometers for distance.

It means you're a newfag
>cancer

>I can see the serial number. Expect a knock from the ICR on your door in about, oh... I'd say 30 seconds. Enjoy prison, blyat.

I'm sorry I promise I'll get better

How much jewish cock did he suck to get popular in the 1990-s ukraine?

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And worst of all, they think blocking access of those things to the population is "bad". "That will show them!". Ha!
Yeah, a better life.

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banana?

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Is Kyiv going to turn into a Sarajevo 2.0 if tomorrow talks fail? Also why is Russian army at low gas, is this some kinda of tactic? Does Putin want his own soldiers dead so he can play that card when he goes all in? Russia what the fuck are doing

2/10
No videos besides a few good ones. Conflict feels small.

Based cunny poster.

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Something about that swatsika feels off... Maybe it's just the NATO flag?

CAN SOMEONE PLZ MAKE INFOGRAPHIC OF THIS

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I'm ashamed I ever thought this guy was smart. Way to torpedo your legacy with a failed war and a ruined economy.

Fake map. Russians barely leave the roads, none of that territory should be filled in.

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So the script handbook seems to be:
>Demoralization through pictures of dead Russian soldiers, followed by taunts.
>Demoralization through highlighting periods of history of Russian incompetence.
>Attempt to fit in through use of board language.
But it so obviously a script handbook, because this -exact- behaviour is done by numerous different posters.

Let me explain something to you: The posters on this board are responsible for the single greatest Black Swan event of the 21th century: GamerGate (in which I'd like to think I had a major role, but that's a story for another time). GamerGate is when the floodgates opened, and your hope of slowly lulling the entirety of the Western population into just becoming zombies were shattered forever.

This board is also the home of the single most autistic and schizophrenic people on the planet. Demoralization? Nigger, we are robots. You cannot do jackshit to us.

You will cope, you will seethe, you will dilate. And one day, NATO will dissolve, and the Globalist American Empire will diminish, slowly but surely, over time, and it will recede. And one day, you will find yourself a senior citizen in a diminished country whose nukes have been dismantled.

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With Russian air supremacy, these "turkish drones" managed to land, were figured out how to be used, outfitted, and successfully flown by a retreating army to a completely undefended imperative military asset? All with no proof?

>Mutts law

Lwów is rightful Polish clay.

post the site you found this or fuck off faggot

you are really inventing your own maps then posting them here? sad

inb4 tomorrow they show up in kiev

Yes but Americans will use literally anything other than metric. I'm surprised the convoy's length wasn't measured in football fields or washing machines
It's an hard road, but it must be walked.

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