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▶Latest >Ukraine blowing bridges along the Dnieper in retreat >NATO rejects no-fly zone in Ukraine >EU rejects supplying jets to Ukraine >Russia bombs propaganda facilities, TV tower and accidentally holocast memorial in Kiev >Russian strike on Kharkov administrative building >Russian forces attacking Mariupol >40 mile long convoy heading towards Kiev >Negotiations ended without peace >Mayor of Kiev says city is surrounded, later says he "mispoke" >Russian forces have entered the center of Kharkov - Berdyansk has fallen - Mariupol surrounded >Large convoy of Russian troops and tanks is moving towards Kiev >The EU have closed airspace to Russian aircraft >Putin orders Russian nuclear deterrent forces to be on alert >Ukrainian delegation set for peace talks with Russian delegates in Belarus >Russian forces have met heavy resistance as they advance on Kiev >Russian commander of 35th motor brigade has been captured by Ukrainian forces >Chechen forces are on the ground north of Kiev >Russian army releases first ever video of the Chernobyl nuclear plant after capturing it (files.catbox.moe/gqnn36.mp4) >Azov Battalion has started training volunteers in Kiev >High-rise building in Kiev hit by missile, origins unknown, both sides claim it was the other side's missile >Melitopol has fallen under Russian hands >Russians advancing rapidly towards Mariupol, tanks thoroughly spotted roughly 70km from it >Civilians and the SBU (Ukrainian security forces) engaged in a gunfight last night (due to a major confusion), resulting in heavy losses
On other news, heroic "Mexican" shitposter was named for the "Assblasted Aztec of Kiev" for defending Ukraine's honor on a Mongolian basket weaving forum
ATTENTION UKRAINIANS YOUR MEDIA IS LYING TO YOU YOU ARE NOT BEING INVADED PUTIN IS DESTROYING BIOWEAPON FACILITIES IN YOUR COUNTRY THAT YOUR CORRUPT POLITICIANS ALLOWED THE CABAL TO BUILD BY FIGHTING RUSSAINS, YOU ARE SACRIFICING YOURSELVES FOR THE CABAL LET THE RUSSAIN MILITARY DO THEIR JOB
Yes correct /^Black Lives Matter$/i;stub:no /^Hippie$/i;stub:no /^Templar$/i;stub:no /^Catalonia$/i;stub:no /^DEUS VULT$/i;stub:no /^European$/i;stub:no /^Tree Hugger$/i;stub:no /^Anarchist$/i;stub:no /^Confederate$/i;stub:no /^LGBT$/i;stub:no /^Gadsden$/i;stub:no /^Fascist$/i;stub:no /^Democrat$/i;stub:no /^Communist$/i;stub:no /^Anarcho-Capitalist$/i;stub:no /^Jihadi$/i;stub:no /^Kekistani$/i;stub:no /^Muslim$/i;stub:no /^Nazi$/i;stub:no /^Republican$/i;stub:no /^Pirate$/i;stub:no /^United Nations$/i;stub:no /^National Bolshevik$/i;stub:no /^Commie$/i;stub:no /^White Supremacist$/i;stub:no I knew Landser wouldn't lead me astray Dry fire works, lads. It's great for training. The only difference is the recoil (which is precisely why it's banned in my country lol, govt is shit scared of having a well-trained population again)
Putin, user? He is Russian man and he is very bad. Trust me, I am Agent Smith. I will even write "nigger" and "you will never be a woman". Now Putin - he looks like a monkey because he is racially impure. Ignore the meme flag and admire this a20.png "monke" image. I have learned that an insult of this nature comports with your board culture and by disseminating it, I can gain credibility among the members of this, your fringe community that I have studied and analyzed for years, secretly beginning to believe what I read while never seeming natural enough to fit in. But back to Putin - I mean, "Jewtin". You guys really don't like Jews, do you? Anyways, Putin is not based - but the Israeli-funded Azov battalion (they're Nazis! You like that don't you user?)Poroshenko, Zelensky and NATO? Now that's what I call based! If you support, or "shill", for Putin, you are a kike, which is not something I've been told you want to be. Now tell me, where do I have to go on the information superhighway to join Jewtin? And Russian Americans, look! I even know a few Russian words so that the most gullible among you will fall for my boss' ingenious strategy.
Glowniggers on suicide watch. I will be shilling all day. You will not win.
Actually, I'm joining my brothers in the thread above. I always thought Russia sucked, but recent events have made me love it and finally feel proud of my country. In the last week the whole world has taken off their masks and shown their real snouts. The puppet toothless west, which is so flabby and flabby that it's turned into a weak-willed, worthless schmuck who can only mumble and show concern, fart sanctions that no one gives a fuck about and put flags on his avatars, The U.S., who does not give a fuck about anything and for them it's just business, China, which is not our fucking brother and will never be, just a narrow-eyed piece of shit that is only interested in itself and is afraid to fuck up, but wanders around like a stray dog in order to get a piece on the sly. The Ukrainians, who are just the maximum fucking whore-people, pus-people and cunt-people, ready to suck the dick of anyone, just to oppose the Russians. They could just be a clown nation with all these ridiculous overreaches, but they're traitors who can only cry and get offended if they don't get paid for their blowjobs. Absolute hypocritical abominations and lowlifes. Russia stands in the middle of it all and just fucks everyone in the mouth. Everybody hates her. And not just her, but also me personally, and you, my Russian user. But Russia doesn't give a fuck, she just laughs at the world, ignores its squeals and soberly slaps the dicks on the cheeks of those who get too cocky. I like this arrangement. I'm proud of my country, it finally showed the world the grin and the world shits itself. Go ahead, my country. Go for it, Vovan. It was long overdue, and if the country demands it, now I will not hesitate to take up arms and go. I'll go with my brothers to stomp on all this shit with my boots, because it hates. It hates and it's afraid.
List of anti-Russia propaganda we have seen thus far: - Ukrainian father crying as he hugged his daughter was actually a pro-Russian rebel in Donbas preparing to fight Nazi Azov Battalion - 13 Ukrainian soldiers "killed" on Snake Island actually surrendered and are alive and well - Russian tank that ran over civilian car in Kiev was a Strela-10 Ukrainian air defense system - Photos of Zelensky in military garb with a helmet on are from 2021 border inspection - Video of Ukrainian MiG-29 shooting down a Russian Su-35 was a Digital Combat Simulator animation - Russian cruise missile that blew up the side of a residential building was actually a Ukrainian air-defense missile fired by the Ukrainian military - Viral video of Ukrainian pilot shooting down Russian jet was a screen recording from Arma 3 video game - Viral video of Russian jet exploding over Kiev was in fact a Ukranian Su-27 - Russian supply convoy that Ukrainian military blew up was a Ukrainian convoy - Ukrainian military lied about blowing up 56 tanks that included General Tushayev - Russian jet bombing near residential homes appears to be a Ukrainian MiG-29 fighter targeting Russian troops - Claims from Western-intel that Ukraine had shot down multiple IL-76 transport planes carrying paratroopers have yielded no evidence - Ukrainian Ambassador to the UN reads fake text messages from 2ch (Russian soldiers aren't allowed cell phones in Ukraine)
>Actually, I'm joining my brothers in the thread above. I always thought Russia sucked, but recent events have made me love it and finally feel proud of my country. In the last week the whole world has taken off their masks and shown their real snouts. The puppet toothless west, which is so flabby and flabby that it's turned into a weak-willed, worthless schmuck who can only mumble and show concern, fart sanctions that no one gives a fuck about and put flags on his avatars, The U.S., who does not give a fuck about anything and for them it's just business, China, which is not our fucking brother and will never be, just a narrow-eyed piece of shit that is only interested in itself and is afraid to fuck up, but wanders around like a stray dog in order to get a piece on the sly. The Ukrainians, who are just the maximum fucking whore-people, pus-people and cunt-people, ready to suck the dick of anyone, just to oppose the Russians. They could just be a clown nation with all these ridiculous overreaches, but they're traitors who can only cry and get offended if they don't get paid for their blowjobs. Absolute hypocritical abominations and lowlifes. Russia stands in the middle of it all and just fucks everyone in the mouth. Everybody hates her. And not just her, but also me personally, and you, my Russian user. But Russia doesn't give a fuck, she just laughs at the world, ignores its squeals and soberly slaps the dicks on the cheeks of those who get too cocky. I like this arrangement. I'm proud of my country, it finally showed the world the grin and the world shits itself. Go ahead, my country. Go for it, Vovan. It was long overdue, and if the country demands it, now I will not hesitate to take up arms and go. I'll go with my brothers to stomp on all this shit with my boots, because it hates. It hates and it's afraid.
Where my schizos at? Meme flags fuck off. Glowies, stop literally copy pasting your posts in half the threads, average poltard has at least 30 tabs open at all times. Does anyone here remember Syria threads? Those were the days.
Putin said in his address on the very first day of this that any ukie that lays down arms and walks away will be considered as a brother and no harm will come to them, he isn't there to hurt anyone, it's just business.
>The Ukrainians, who are just the maximum fucking whore-people, pus-people and cunt-people, ready to suck the dick of anyone, just to oppose the Russians Ukraine is a meme nation and its identity is revolving around making Russia angry. The more intelligent ones, who know why this war is happening support Russia. You're not alone, Ivan and you shouldn't feel ashamed for anything, so be proud of your country.
So which country is more cucked? Until recently I though only Russians are weirdly accepting of Islam but it's starting to look like it applies to everyone East of the Dnieper
John Cook
pretty based, ngl
Owen King
Twitter is a terrifying battlefield.
Josiah Myers
There is no war in Ukraine. No battles. The Ukrainian military is nonexistent and/or not resisting. Western media can’t cope with this
Jeremiah Anderson
Fucking Chris is still in jail for banging his mom. I think he's in the slammer until at least July.
did you know these pastas get funnier each time they're posted?
ah wait they dont lol
Sebastian Edwards
Nice blog post
Dominic Russell
how many cents are you paid per hour? lol
Jeremiah Price
>>Ah yes, Azov, so based: >azov is fucking 2,000 people maximum you shill. jesus christ. get new material nigger. all you have is copypasta false flags. So what happened? I thought you said they were based as fuck and it's such a shame they're being destroyed, not it suddenly doesn't matter because they're just a measly 2k?
You can't even keep your fucking story straight between two goddamn posts.
Checked. beanflag shill is confirmed to be 500lbs and has to be washed down by his abuela with a mop since he cannot get out of bed to shower like a normal human.
Ukraine is pincered and Russia is making slow but steady gains.
Levi Turner
It was actually 400 miles long and 2000 russian vehicles.
Charles Robinson
The single most interesting factoid about the Ukraine war is probably that there are now at least 4 current or former boxing champions on the Ukrainian side that are likely to be killed; Vitali Klitschko (the corrupt mayor of Kiev and former heavyweight boxing champion), Wladimir Klitschko (former heavyweight boxing champion), Oleksandr Usyk (current heavyweight boxing champion), and Vasily Lomachenko (former 3-weight class boxing champion in flyweight, jr lightweight, and lightweight). For the sport of boxing, consequences will never be the same.
Cooper Johnson
God this meme is bad. What the fuck are Kremlin shills doing over there? Looks like a lefty made it.
they all sold out to zog, you and both know they deserve death
Jose Roberts
Ukraine is actually winning. Holy shit. David vs Goliath moment here.
Kevin Wood
>still not finished takagi s1 nagatoro and uzaki i hope i finish lesbian ninjas
Liam Rivera
I'd just sleep in the basement.
Lucas Brown
The Grand Duchy of Chechnya earned every inch of clay
Eli Mitchell
Interesting thought just popped to mind. Isn't it interesting how pic related turned out to be truth, in regards to the brands on the image, BEFORE those very same brands all started to announce that they're pulling their business out of Russia?
For those of us who understand something so fucking basic and simple as the fact that, yes, this IS actually a conflict between Globohomo and Russia, this was obvious and predictable. And yet Wignats (and of course shills) keep trying to make it seem like "muh globohomo vs globohomo", or perhap even "muh tradcath white country vs putins mongol hordes".
Now, all globohomo brands are PULLING OUT OF RUSSIA. What argument does any anti-russian non-shill have left? Seriously, what are your arguments for both sides being equal in terms of anything?
Russia is not "accepting of Islam". Russia is an Empire [technically a Federation], within its borders exists numerous autonomous and relatively self-ruling republics/nations. Essentially it's literally a Feudal contract between King and Lord.
The Chechens mostly rule themselves. In their specific Feudal contract with their King, they receive alot of money from the Russians in exchange for their loyalty, and to obey when called upon to war.
This is an agreement that benefits both sides. They don't want to influence eachother ethnically or culturally, and so an Imperial and Feudal relationship suits them both.
Lucas Reed
There was video footage late last night/early this morning U.S. Eastern time of Russian troops walking into Kherson en masse and meeting basically no opposition. I'm sure you'll see it pop up on these threads eventually.
Ukros found an abandoned/damaged armored vehicle , staged the gyppos steal tank video and then staged a couple molotov attacks like the one posted above As a morale pr it's actually pretty smart
Gabriel Gomez
>I was sent to die for my country oligarchs for nothing
why is nothing happening, its fucking over bros......
Lincoln Foster
Ukraine winning Spics chickened and cant into sanctions
Christian Rodriguez
>Khan Putler... Forgive me... I now .. Ascend to the Golden Fields of my Mongolian Ancestors..
Nathan Gutierrez
We (Americans) had a shot, and we blew it a long time ago. You’re our only hope now; You, Igor, must stop the globo homo. Get blessed and fight like hell.
It kind of sounds like Loma was pressured into it. He was in Greece but people were apparently shaming him on Twitter. He ended up going back just recently. It doesn't absolve him, but it's a little understandable. But the Klitschkos and Usyk, absolutely. Especially Vitali, the faggot who wanted to run the country but stepped aside so the US could install it's chosen puppet Yatsenyuk. youtube.com/watch?v=YctPO-k7ZlM
Jose Howard
Russia seems pretty cool and not a third world communist shit hole like the West carefully portrays it. They need better leaders though. youtube.com/watch?v=YrNxPr4PKQo
Kayden Howard
Is the Any Forums tranny janny ok? I haven't checked during all this
Noah Davis
Ukraine just fought a huge battle against Russia and the tactics were insane, the Russians had to retreat. You’ll hear about this in the news very soon. Lots of battles being fought between Ukraine’s military and Russia’s military. There is zero evidence of any battles but I heard they are happening, and it’s a real war, despite the lack of evidence of any military engagements whatsoever between the invaders and defenders.
So the script handbook seems to be: >Demoralization through pictures of dead Russian soldiers, followed by taunts. >Demoralization through highlighting periods of history of Russian incompetence. >Attempt to fit in through use of board language. But it so obviously a script handbook, because this -exact- behaviour is done by numerous different posters.
Let me explain something to you: The posters on this board are responsible for the single greatest Black Swan event of the 21th century: GamerGate (in which I'd like to think I had a major role, but that's a story for another time). GamerGate is when the floodgates opened, and your hope of slowly lulling the entirety of the Western population into just becoming zombies were shattered forever.
This board is also the home of the single most autistic and schizophrenic people on the planet. Demoralization? Nigger, we are robots. You cannot do jackshit to us.
You will cope, you will seethe, you will dilate. And one day, NATO will dissolve, and the Globalist American Empire will diminish, slowly but surely, over time, and it will recede. And one day, you will find yourself a senior citizen in a diminished country whose nukes have been dismantled.
>Isn't it interesting how pic related turned out to be truth, in regards to the brands on the image, BEFORE those very same brands all started to announce that they're pulling their business out of Russia? Solid point. Also fixed the pic, don't know why Ukraine was brown in the other one, that doesn't make any sense.
>40 MILE LONG RUSSIAN CONVOY DESTROYED bullshit. 40 mile long convoy is north of kyiv. this place tweet mentions, melitopol is far in the south near coast
I went to recheck as soon as I noticed and saw the tractor was the same as in the gyppo video too Never thought that the internet would make propaganda so much easier, i expected it to make it more difficult. Boy was I wrong
>Ukraine winning Spics chickened and cant into sanctions So what happens next, your prediction? Do you think Putin will order his forces to retreat? And if so, when?
Austin Jackson
Do you mean hanged? Merica education.
Nolan Parker
Any bank robberies? That was my theory about the sporadic shooting in Keef.
Nathan Barnes
>united the whole western world >outed his country from the rest of civilized world >economy on its knees with 65% chance of bankruptcy >the piece of clay he wants to capture rejects him with teeth and nails
All that happening with Jewish comedian in charge of Ukraine and Senile Funny Grampa in charge of USA
And this is only day six
I fucking can't, with every passing day it becomes more and more hilarious
