Meanwhile in Space...
Meanwhile in Space
Sebastian Thompson
Gabriel Jenkins
kek
Luis Williams
Its funny because space is fake and gay.
Lucas Flores
I fucking hate wojakposters and all that they stand for
Elijah Baker
kek
Cameron Thompson
fake and gay
Jeremiah Sanchez
Benjamin Taylor
>russians crash the iss right into the third world capital of america dc
Based
Benjamin Parker
Due to numbers the americans and german can sleep two at a time and still have 3 on guard.It's over, rusia.
Owen White
I figure they all get along fine
Bentley Richardson
>Meanwhile in Space
Liam Gray
kek
Colton Hughes
Russia has a gun.
Jeremiah Moore
>amogus in real life
Brandon Sanchez
I laughed.
Colton Murphy
Who is jewing who at this point?
Josiah Richardson
> your face when there is among us inrl right now
Lincoln King
Sebastian Nelson
Landon Hernandez
This guy ^
Adrian Wilson
This is now a Wojack thread!
Luis Stewart
Owen Morris
Cooper Robinson
I don't even get it
Logan Ortiz
Zachary Baker
>I figure they all get along fine
More seriously than the thread, I’ll give some info people might not be aware of:
A lot of the astronauts the US governement has sent up to the ISS have been special forces, usually navy seals, specifically to our power and kill the Russians if they receive the order
For example an austronaut I forgot the name of, a navy seals one, famously said during his interview to join the astronaut program, when he was asked "what do you know how to do" as a first question, he replied with "I know how to kill people with a knife"
He won the interview competition and was sent up in the ISS, this is the type of profile that the US governement is looking for for most of their astronauts
So as funny as it may be, Russian and Americans fighting each other in the ISS is a genuine concern to the point that the main selection criteria of Americans for their astronauts is that they know how to fight and kill, and I assume Russia does something similar, though maybe not, the American governements are pretty pranoid
Dominic Price
Alexander Brooks
I bet they're friends up there. And there's no shit the Russians are going to dirka dirka themselves for putin.
Jackson Davis
Angel Hall
The conversations are probably a bit awkward now but they're cosmo and astronauts who lives are in danger everyday together from Space.
They're not going to tear each other apart up there.
Hunter Fisher
It's funny because you are schizophrenic and gay
Austin Johnson
Russia is at war with Ukraine and NATO has cut almost all friendly relations with Russia as a result, were basically back to the Cold War yet there are both American and Russian astronauts, all of which are the assets of their governement, stuck in a tiny pressurized tube in orbit
Jackson Long
If you fart on the space station, where does the stink go?
Grayson Morales
Saved!
Adam Barnes
WE SHARE IT BLYAT
Benjamin Mitchell
AMOG US AMOG US AMOG US
Zachary Sanders
Jonathan Gomez
They just open a window, turn on a ceiling fan or something
To be truly van allen pilled is to be truly terran. Space is fake and all you niggers are dumb as fuck.
Jeremiah Murphy
if you fart then you don't go.
they check you for smells extensively.
Ryder Garcia
Dominic Watson
>They're not going to tear each other apart up there.
Yeah but if the american astronauts get the order to slice the throats of the Russian ones while they are sleeping or to tie their hands with zip ties and send them back to earth they will go through with it
America recruits ISS astronauts from the navy seals and other special forces for this reason, I haven’t looked into the current American crew but I assume things haven’t changed
It’s less "scientists working together against the elements" and more "navy seals and spetznatz stuck together in a minuscule hot and dry tube"
Oliver Reyes
Blake Johnson
But scientists don't care about war. They just want to see scrotums cat is alive or dead
Colton Baker
lol no space exists and the earth is a rock in space retard
John Johnson
>If you fart on the space station, where does the stink go?
It literally doesn’t go away
The space station stinks like crazy, they try to mitigate it somewhat by putting air through a chemical air filter but it’s a very scuffed setup
>they check you for smells extensively.
Nonsense, they sent black astronauts to the iss
Oliver Robinson
Lincoln Fisher
There's a tube they fart into and it propels the station