/chug/ - Comfy Happening in Ukraine General #106

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>Ukraine blowing bridges along the Dnieper in retreat
>NATO rejects no-fly zone in Ukraine
>EU rejects supplying jets to Ukraine
>Russia bombs propaganda facilities, TV tower and accidentally holocast memorial in Kiev
>Russian strike on Kharkov administrative building
>Russian forces attacking Mariupol
>40 mile long convoy heading towards Kiev
>Negotiations ended without peace
>Mayor of Kiev says city is surrounded, later says he "mispoke"
>Russian forces have entered the center of Kharkov - Berdyansk has fallen - Mariupol surrounded
>Large convoy of Russian troops and tanks is moving towards Kiev
>The EU have closed airspace to Russian aircraft
>Putin orders Russian nuclear deterrent forces to be on alert
>Ukrainian delegation set for peace talks with Russian delegates in Belarus
>Russian forces have met heavy resistance as they advance on Kiev
>Russian commander of 35th motor brigade has been captured by Ukrainian forces
>Chechen forces are on the ground north of Kiev
>Russian army releases first ever video of the Chernobyl nuclear plant after capturing it (files.catbox.moe/gqnn36.mp4)
>Azov Battalion has started training volunteers in Kiev
>High-rise building in Kiev hit by missile, origins unknown, both sides claim it was the other side's missile
>Melitopol has fallen under Russian hands
>Russians advancing rapidly towards Mariupol, tanks thoroughly spotted roughly 70km from it
>Civilians and the SBU (Ukrainian security forces) engaged in a gunfight last night (due to a major confusion), resulting in heavy losses

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ATTENTION UKRAINIANS
YOUR MEDIA IS LYING TO YOU
YOU ARE NOT BEING INVADED
PUTIN IS DESTROYING BIOWEAPON FACILITIES IN YOUR COUNTRY THAT YOUR CORRUPT POLITICIANS ALLOWED THE CABAL TO BUILD
BY FIGHTING RUSSAINS, YOU ARE SACRIFICING YOURSELVES FOR THE CABAL
LET THE RUSSAIN MILITARY DO THEIR JOB

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is this board being raided?

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Nothing ever happens

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i read somewhere that nations in the eu were thinking about relaxing refugee laws because of this situation
i wonder if after the war is over they will undo the changes or keep it and thus make it easier for future flows of abduls from Somalia to enter europe and fuck polish whores in Germany???

NATOkikes seething
Tanks rolling
Hohols falling

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When is it not being raided?

Why do russian elites prefer to live in western countries?

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You love to see it.

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Were you under a tub of lard last week ?

Reminder not to reply to Putanzee posters.

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NATO and anyone who affiliates with them is gay as fuck, even Azov

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isw map and summary march 1st

Key Takeaways

>Russian forces are setting conditions to envelop Kyiv from the west and attempting to open up a new axis of attack from the east that would let them encircle the capital. It is unclear if Russia has sufficient combat power to complete such an encirclement and hold it against Ukrainian counter-attacks.
>Russian forces will likely launch a renewed ground offensive to seize Kharkiv following the air/artillery/missile attack it has been conducting in the past 24 hours.
>Russian and Russian proxy forces will likely solidify the “land bridge” linking Rostov-on-Don with Crimea, allowing Russian forces to move more rapidly from Rostov to reinforce efforts further west.
>Russia’s successful seizure of Kherson city may allow Russian forces to resume their interrupted drive toward Mykolayiv and Odesa.
>Belarusian forces have likely entered the war on Russia’s side despite denials by the Belarusian president.

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>undo the changes
they never do, give them a hand and they'll take your whole arm

Even I'm beginning to believe nothing ever happens

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Is same in ukraine retard

death to oligarchs
freedom for slavic race

peak schizophrenia.

Will he intervene?

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>covid over
>death to america just a week away
What's next on the 2022 winning streak?

DIDNEY WORL

Thank You Kind Baker.

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MYSTERIOUS SHAPES HAVE BEEN SPOTTED DESCENDING ON KYIV!!!!!!!!!!!

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cant wait for you to break again

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Does Vesna deserve her fate?

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Did they enter Kiev yet?

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Azov TOSed, when?

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>FA pro-blm and pro-trans kikes for cuckrain
>e621 chads for ruskis

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You know this monkey putin thing has been rubbing on me slowly. I kinda like it now.

>Poland itched Ukraine on to rub a possible NATO membership into Russia’s face and then abandoned them when Soviet invasion happened

ayyy

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Why do you keep posting these/them?

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youtube.com/watch?v=H0WKRSkXFY4

Bruh:

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>Whataboutism

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Putin is not the legitimate leader!

>Putin is not the legitimate leader!

Putin is not the legitimate leader!

>Putin is not the legitimate leader!

And I'm still root'n for him, tsk

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if the Russian army can't make proper headway against Ukraine, what exactly is adding a horde of stunted, half-starved koreans going to accomplish

You aren't fighting a war kiddo.
Tell me how it matters to get maimed and die for some shitty ideal in an idealless world, when you give everything to a country and it just throws you away like a common spent rag.
While the children of the rich and powerful of your country ran away at the first sign of trouble or faked being retarded, and are now back to tell your family how to live and what to do.

Once he manages to get a nuke to fly all the way to San Francisco, yes.
He's yet to reach Japan though.

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I just think it's dumb, it's very evocative of the "durr hurr orange drumpf man bad" type of libshit humor.

There has been a constant flow of glownigger and shill posting since the war started

Z

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With poles you don't just lose, you get destoryed.
Imagine listening to a country that has only ever lost.

Memes aside, why is the Russian military so awful at logistics? I knew Shoygu is a worthless kleptocrat, but I wasn't aware it was this bad.

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No more convoy, sorry OP

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>Ukrainian counter-attacks.
What with?

I hate Polish anons so much.

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took second but I lost to this.

What is happening in Russia
The idiot Americans supporting Putin need to see this

always has been

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its a very bad and forced reddit tier meme

Is it summer already?

I think shills on both sides are faggots. Thanks for coming to my TED talk

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NATO invasion after communist coup in Macedonia F

wrong convoy
still, kek
wtf are you doing, Russia

Why does he like long tables so much?

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We literally don't know what the russian position looks like, because we don't know what the ukrainian disposition looks like.
To draw hard frontlines is pretty pointless when the Ukies don't even posess a cohesive frontline anymore.

sexo

Fuck glowniggers
Fuck globohomo
Fuck jannies
Fuck trannies
Fuck hohols
Fuck shills
SNEED

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Hi I wid Locke to Jane ur opearatein to bee rrrrlly rrrrlly pusin nckkleader warses bc smrrrt

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> The OSCE monitoring group in Kharkiv has been relocated to Dnepropetrovsk and is awaiting further departure from the country, while the group in Kherson remains in hiding.

keep in mind yesterday the DPR accused the OSCE of giving intel to Ukrainian forces

Take a side? Me?
Sorry, I'm here for the lulz. I don't care about polarisation.

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Here is the real ISW map.

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burgerland saying goes, "give them an inch and they'll rip the fuckin ruler right out of your hand" (or nicer way 'they'll take a mile')

>800 destroyed vehicles in one fell swoop
Are they even trying with the retarded propaganda anymore?

many such cases.

Does Putin have any realistic chance of winning this thing?

>The Kiyv Independent
It didn't happen mate.

Z

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long table, long nation, long dick.

fake and gay outdated map from like yesterday

OSCE are always basically spies for the western supported side.

This is goign to lead to WW3, i dont know why you guys are in denial about it. russia has never stopped at dniepr, and ukrainian insurgency is going to keep this bloodbath going for years to come. and Poland will 100% continue to supply weapons and manpwoer through the borders. Belarus is already causing shit on Polish border. Its coming user.

>Kyeev independent
>Ukraine's Air Force
>800 vehicles
Holy shit, the propaganda is unreal.

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Oh no, not Fur Affinity!
Where will I go to see cartoon animals get fucked in the ass now?!?!

fang so cute

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Good luck, faggot.

>and ukrainian insurgency is going to keep this bloodbath going for years to come

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Now I understand what Q meant with the plans were made long ago.

Why doesn't Russia pay chinese drones if they don't have any themselves? We know from Libya their roughly equivalent to TB2's.

Fuck. Romania gave them our secret weapon.
Ceausescu's laser.

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>ukie propaganda bad
>but rus propaganda good

easily

Lol those white simps pathetically trying to get even a sniff of 3/10 puss.

this is the best photoshop job I've seen yet

russia has one of worlds biggest furry communities, hate to break that to you.

You can go outside.

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>accidentally holocast memorial in Kiev
That was no accident.

dont you have analysts for this kind of thing you fucking glownigger

2000 vehicles? There's no way they took out 5000 Russian vehicles.

So sad. I proudly remember when all the American millionaire and billionaire
children fought bravely for Israel in Iraq and Afghanistan.

The problem of this map is that it doesn't show any pockets on Chernihiv and other areas.

Are they using footage as confirmed gains? Then this could not be accurate or they don't have enough info on the ground

name one rus propaganda. Go!
let me start with one ukie propaganda: Russian tank blowed car in kiev

>One secret NK nuclear submarine that can't actually go underwater somehow makes its way to the black sea
>It's so shit that it looks like flotsam and jetsam and manages to escape detection
>Surfaces near ukraine and shoots north korea's only nuclear rocket at kiev because Kim is bored with the slow progress
>Misses horrifically and sputters down onto the polish/ukrainian border, killing 300,000 refugees
>Submarine falls apart and leaves no evidence of its existence except malnourished corpses
>Russia blamed and nuclear apocalypse ensues
>North Korea is saved because they already used their nuke so everyone forgets about them

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There's plenty of others, bro, don't worry. I would know.

>Feddy fazbear still hasn't learned that only native speakers mistake it's and its

its already hapenning so what is there to even deny? you think all these people will just disappear? all those guns? Poland just took in 400,000 Ukrainian refugees the last couple of days and all of them are going to get older and go back to fight. it iwll be like Slavic intifada it already is.

for the empire

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Kinda impressed your President didn’t fall for the German trap to make you let Ukranian jets take off from Poland and bomb Russians

Would have invalidated article 5 when ruskies invaded as a response.

Sneaky Germans

Reminder that President Zelensky will now be known as the Butcher of Kiev, as he forbids 18-60yo men from leaving and continues to send them towards their deaths by handing out AKs and forced conscription

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I like it, funny as shit. Still, it's even a tenth as embarrassing as Zelensky dancing like a faggot in heels.

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>Red Alert 2 memes coming to life
Prism Tanks were broken shit

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depends entirely on how you define "winning" at this point

Hmmm
Grifter

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Honestly France should just invade America at this point, it would be a mercy kill

>Whataboutism again

Based. I'm pro russia but I'll switch sides as soon as they win, just like I did with Trump.

Bros who's the girl who filmed herself going through the personal belongings of a dead Russian soldier?

Joe's letting them.
Joe's very supportive of our European allies.
He's letting them take the lead in WW3.
archive.is/mMmrg

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resurgence as financing came back, now that there is a threat to combat the and the lack of faggot and women recruits they take any one ;-)

as a matter of fact i am still in contact with many friends from my first time and they are re enlisting. It is a great time to behold.

Btw you talked to Marine Schwuchtel Anal Admiral.

They are not human. Keep lieing to your self that you make as do the ukrainians. They cant hold out and are dieing and Germany is getting its old territory's back baby!

I could have not asked for a greater gift!

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The Kyiv (soon to be Kiev) Indepent really posts the best delusional cope.

The difference is, russia is good, heroic, and correct.

that doesnt even make sense, i rarely use ' when i type because its too much work. maybe you can help with my articles because they dont make fucking sense to me at all, in fact english articles to me seem completely made up and absurd even