/npg/ - Natalia Poklonskaya general

Where is she hiding? Why hasn't Putin sent her to elicit an unconditional surrender from Zelensky?

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Cape Verde?

Why are there so many Natalia's in Ukraine?

She was a traitor to Putin so he sent her far far away

Into a place with niggers.

Is that really a punishment though?

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On other note she could also just have some beach time.

Definitely not chained up in my basement

>send pretty girl to talk down gay homo cocksucking faggot
>Canadian logic
Stick to honking, it's all you do well.

Kinda this, she was garnering too much attention and Putin doesnt like uppity women so he demoted her to some shitass job that oversees diaspora russians or some shit just excuse to do more international promotion shit but really just out of the limelight, I think Putin had her suck his dick, I think. Probably, maybe.

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Because she hit the wall.

this is torture

God tier camerawork

You're welcome.

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Hey fucker are you implying we're good at anything? Fuck you bud, here's your average zoomer male

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Yes this is better than the abby shapiro shilling

You better stay in your bunker, Vlad.

She is in my basement

Fairly sure she's in the same bunker where Putin is hiding, probably sucking him off, crying herself to sleep and wishing she never betrayed her homeland.

And stop overcharging for maple syrup ya fucks. It dribbles out of trees ffs why is it £4.50p for a tiny wee bottle that barely does 2 waffles?

It takes considerable work to refine it from raw tree sap into it's final delicious form. I geniunely feel bad for non-Canadians who have to consume nigger-tier HFCS "pancake syrup" with their breakfast. I wouldn't give that shit to my dog.

Why not just offer her to whatever unit arrests Zelensky? That would motivate their asses.