My predictions:
>30% chance Russia captures Kiev
>50% chance war ends by the end of the month
>10% chance of nukes flying
Post war predictions here (in a %):
Kevin Martin
Leo Morris
Oh well I'm the type of guy who will never settle down
Where pretty girls are well, you know that I'm around
I kiss 'em and I love 'em 'cause to me they're all the same
I hug 'em and I squeeze 'em they don't even know my name
They call me the wanderer, yeah the wanderer
I roam around around around
Oh well there's Flo on my left and there's Mary on my right
And Janie is the girl with that I'll be with tonight
And when she asks me which one I love the best
I tear open my shirt I got Rosie on my chest
'Cause I'm the wanderer yeah the wanderer
I roam around around around
Oh well I roam from town to town
I go through life without a care
'Til I'm as happy as a clown
With my two fists of iron and I'm going nowhere
I'm the type of guy that likes to roam around
I'm never in one place I roam from town to town
And when I find myself a-fallin' for some girl, yeah
I hop right into that car of mine and ride around the world
Yeah I'm the wanderer, yeah the wanderer
I roam around around around, let's go
Oh yeah I'm the type of guy that likes to roam around
I'm never in one place I roam from town to town
And when I find myself a-fallin' for some girl
I hop right into that car of mine and ride around the world
'Cause I'm a wanderer, yeah a wanderer
I roam around around around, around, around
'Cause I'm a wanderer, yeah a wanderer
I roam around around around, aroundm around
Gabriel Cox
Guys look, an asteroid
Henry Davis
>100% kiev captured
>100% longer than a month
>1% nukes fly
>20% pedro dollar starts to unwind
>30% chance taiwan gets fucked with
>100% chance kim does something funny
>15% biden sharts SOTU
>100% pregame sharts
>90% postgame sharts
>60% SOTU false flag
>0% chance trump returns pre election
>100% massive market correction
>70% chance 25% loose homes
Brayden Baker
Hallo fredn I will like t odo sex on hers?
Dominic Sanders
No seriously guys, an asteroid. Look!
Aiden Wright
yes prother, on her I am doing sedx tonight!
Jonathan Parker
10% Kiev is taken
20% USA is nuked
15% concentrated power in Bill
5% Zurich
50% pain
100% reason to remember the name.
Carson Rodriguez
>Though the MPP is able to finally bring Dusek to the brink of defeat after weeks of fighting, the damage has already been done: the seccy groups in the other districts and Mesa's other cities have managed to organize their own resistance movements, and the illusion of the security forces' invincibility has been permanently shattered.
Elijah Myers
30 + 50 + 10 = 90 (?)
Austin Reyes
>bookmakers btfo
Nolan Mitchell
what do the percentages mean
the chances are 50% of what
idgi
Ryan Diaz
>10% chance we bomb the nigger ethiopian dam
Jacob King
% kiev captured
% longer than a month
% nukes fly
% pedro dollar starts to unwind
% chance taiwan gets fucked with
% chance kim does something funny
% biden sharts SOTU
% pregame sharts
% postgame sharts
% SOTU false flag
% chance trump returns pre election
% massive market correction
% chance 25% loose homes
This 100%.
Matthew Richardson
Probability is Jewish nonsense. Everything is 50/50 - either it happens or it doesn't.
Connor Allen
50% chance queef is taken
70% chance they will make a martyr out of the p of u
60% chance Belarus will make things worse
5% chance of nukes
80% chance will see robotic combatants if conflict persist beyond 2 months
Robert Gray
>November 2023: Ukranian women internationally recognized as the biggest victims of war (they lost their fathers, husbands and sons)
>January 2024: Over a hundred million of dollars are sent to rebuild Ukraine, with focus on aiding the biggest victims of war (womans)
>Diversity programs and quotas are now deemed a human right
>17% of the Ukranian male population between the ages of 18-35 confirmed dead.
>Feb 2025: First female woman president of Ukraine
>War veterans unable to find jobs nor raise families
Jacob Walker
50 50 is gentile nonsense. Everything has a 1 in 1 chance of happening.
Henry Mitchell
well said, you've got me
Thomas Hill
>Russia captures Kiev
>Ukrainian government refuses to negotiate until all Ukraine is returned
>becomes government in exile in Poland
>entire EU and NATO still supports Ukraine
>Russia now has military occupation of a country that hates them and unable to get peace terms
I think this is more likely.
Ukraine has international backing and zero reason to capitulate no matter what. The West will support them endlessly at this point.
Colton Walker
Russia captures Kiev: 100%
Russia captures Kiev without triggering asymmetric warfare: 40%
Nuclear habbening: 0.01%
Cute Ukrainian refugee gf for posters on anime imageboards: 0%
Zelensky resigning "for the sake of the nation": 70%
Russia invades another European country: 1%
David Davis
Based Fallout 4 enjoyer.
Digits and London is wiped off this God forsaken Earth
Kayden Cook
100% chance of Israel getting glassed if Putin deploys the secret Russian- Kurd- Aussie WMD
Christopher Jenkins
>90% chance Russia captures Kiev
>20% chance war ends by the end of the month
>60% chance of nukes flying
Carter Miller
100% chance Biden uses the war, while there's still a Democratic majority, to pass through Congress special war-time emergency powers that make him the Supreme Leader of the U.S.A.
Caleb Phillips
100% everyone loses. It's shit.
Levi King
>100% chance Russia captures Kyiv
>50% chance it's a carpet bombed, destroyed city when they do
>10% chance it's a nuclear wasteland when they do