Reddit Volunteer Mercenary Thread #9

>What Did He Mean? Edition

>What's happening?
Redditors are taking the war into their own hands by dropping their entire lives and flying over to Ukraine to help fight.

>This is a guide they posted with general tips for foreign combat such as getting vaccinated and watching your microagressions (yes, really)
docs.google.com/document/d/1YF23pe8cY3BkdLMpvQgNuMo1WZ5vB5z8IlK9oYO5TdI/edit

>Some scammers have gotten wind of this movement and have used it as an opportunity to separate Reddit Heroes from their hard earned shekels. That's not nice!

>They've recently learned that they may be held to a 3 year contract. Watch them cope with that information here
reddit.com/r/volunteersForUkraine/comments/t4er9w/so_i_just_got_off_the_phone_with_the_ukrainian/

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Daddy wants him to sneed him

>dad knows he’s going to get captured and turned out by SIBERIVN BVLLS

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If you know, you know.

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Absolutely based

oh but it gets worse frendo

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top kek

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I'd tell my kid to kill himself too if he wanted to fight for muh Ukraine

He's saying that he will never be a woman.

>U-Ukraine is w-winning, right?

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These fags are going to realize that they absolutely are not the type of person who is capable of being a soldier the hard way.
They could at least do some training. Go to basic and see if it's for them at all.
Antifa fags got BTFO in every encounter that wasn't 5v1. There's so many videos of them getting the shit beaten out of them or shot.
Do they think they can fight Russians on a whim? Not to mention the irony of wanting to fight against so-called 'denazification.'

Regardless, I eagerly await the gopro footage from either side of these millennial fucktards getting their shit pushed in.

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>they stopped the convoy
>WERE WINNING

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>It's that easy
These retards really think this is a video game.

KEK

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he meant the day was today and the time was now

Send a troll email to this bitch

omni man is unironically one of my favorite fictional characters next to broly (DBZ) and not important (Hatred the game)

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You just know these guys are gonna be injected with bioweapons and become walking bombs