>Ruble rising back to normal levels
>Moscow Exchange reopen soon
Looks like western Jewish financial sorcery has finally been exposed
Ruble rising back to normal levels
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can't scoot the poot
Get em vlad!
most people here will never understand the basic macroeconomic plays that putin has made so don't waste your breath
oooooooooooooo oooooooooooo aaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaa
Gib Banan
kek
The fuck you talking about Vatnik?
Okay Ivan
Isn't 1 ruble still worth .009 american dollars?
Imagine being a Russian doing a bank run without understanding the plan.
NGMI.
it's not in their interests to understand
Massive cope
Robert it goes down
Imagine if the Ruble actually goes back to normal but all the european countries keep experiencing the negative effects of the sanctions, that would be top kek
Putin, user? He is Russian man and he is very bad. Trust me, I am Agent Smith. I will even write "nigger" and "you will never be a woman". Now Putin - he looks like a monkey because he is racially impure. Ignore the meme flag and admire this a20.png "monke" image. I have learned that an insult of this nature comports with your board culture and by disseminating it, I can gain credibility among the members of this, your fringe community that I have studied and analyzed for years, secretly beginning to believe what I read while never seeming natural enough to fit in. But back to Putin - I mean, "Jewtin". You guys really don't like Jews, do you? Anyways, Putin is not based - but the Israeli-funded Azov battalion (they're Nazis! You like that don't you user?)Poroshenko, Zelensky and NATO? Now that's what I call based! If you support, or "shill", for Putin, you are a kike, which is not something I've been told you want to be. Now tell me, where do I have to go on the information superhighway to join Jewtin? And Russian Americans, look! I even know a few Russian words so that the most gullible among you will fall for my boss' ingenious strategy.
Glowniggers on suicide watch. I will be shilling all day. You will not win
>back to normal levels
Not so fast, Sasha
This thread is the biggest self delusion I have read about on pol since release the kraken.
Russia is fucked for the next 10-15 years at the very least.
>after they stole all the savings of citizens with capital controls
I don'#t think everything is back to normal..
>Ruble rising back to normal levels
1 ruble will buy you 0.0092 of a dollar or less than a penny
>Ruble rising back to normal levels
AHAHAH
>bounce back 1.3% after dropping 35%
>were saved!
Hilarious. Now gib banana.
>20% interest rate
>transfer of remaining foreign cash banned
you'll be paying with vodka next week
Is this a good time to take all my dollars and move to Russia to become an oligarch? I have like 2.50$ in my pocket.
He won't last a week without a steady supply of bananas (which cannot grow in Russia)
>risk killing 90% of ethnic Europeans, ending civilization as we know it
cool story bro
PUTIN IS LE BAD, HMOKAY?
I probably won't understand it but can you at least explain it a bit?
man the fucking vatniks are full meltdown mode holy shit
Like what? Im honestly curious. Please enlighten a fellow user good sir.
>putin monky is taking off
keke
So who's gonna tell OP?...
>20% interest rate
>ban on foreign currency exports above $10,000 (including the savior China)
>stock exchange closed for the entire week
>mortgages doubling over a weekend
Nothing to worry, all part of the plan!
>US flag
>$ after amount
Hmmmmm
Imagine if Santa was real and we all lived on the moon
Please waste your breath but know that it wouldn't actually be wasted, I want to know what's going on so I can make sense of all this
It's very impressive that they can type though! We should be more supportive of our Russian friends as they are just beginning to finish evolving into humans!
You're very impartial with that flag
yes Ivan, buy rubles sell dollars. Dollars are the god of filthy capitalist pigs.