Im constantly shaking. I have feeling like im already sentenced to death.
Please stop it. I dont wanna die. PLEASE. PLEASE
They no allowing young males to flee the country. I dont know what to do i dont wanna die. I cant sleep cause i just start screaming and shaking.
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Why don't you go join Azov Battalion?
Slava Ukraini!
>Im constantly shaking. I have feeling like im already sentenced to death.
>He got the jab
LMFAO
Find a cave and go hide in it bro. This is real advice.
You can't stay like that for long, just ride it.
Try this;
>man up
>don't be a pussy
>I'm literally shaking
For once this is understandable.
This, hide in cave for two weeks
Take a weapon and fight man, not much you can do. If you have to die, then die standing
>They no allowing young males to flee the country.
I told you Ukies to go innawoods before the invasion.
Pack you backpack (knife, water, some food, warm clothing, gasoline/pure alcohol, matches/lighter) and fuck off into the woods. Do not take main roads, they're all blockaded by Azovs who'll murder you. Plan your route beforehand and hike through the forest in bumfuck nowhere if you're near the border (depending on weather. I see it's snowing over there, so do weigh whether you can make it or will just end up freezing and dying).
Meanwhile in the middle east:
Die well
can't you just hide in a bombshelter or will they draft you then?
>They no allowing young males to flee the country
If you don't die, remember it next time someone tells you about equality.
Some civilians may die, but that is a sacrifice that Zelensky is willing to make.
God knows he already armed the violent criminals he released onto the streets and gave civilians guns too so that they can take potshots at Russians in contravention of the Geneva convention and get killed).
Hide away until the war is over and surrender to the Russians. Or try to escape to the West as a refugee. Do not fight in this senseless war on behalf of your globohomo government. They are a literal deathcult.
Just stay in your home and defend it if you have a weapon. Nothing more you can do.
Did you prepare before the invasion?
just cut your dick off and become a woman
Fuck man. I'm so sorry.
Go fight you faggot
>I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO!!!
surrender to the Russian forces when they arrive
Fuck you. OP whatever you do don't die for some kike regime.
This. Dying for your country is for retards. Note who the leaders are never on the front line with an AK, bayonet-charging. They are sitting in bunkers and palaces while the commoners die by the dozens/hundreds/thousands/millions.
You're an expendable proxy for usa now. Sucks to be you
Could you surrender to Russians? Either that or just drive past the convoy.
I would have expected Ukrainians to have shot their police by now for forcing compliance.
Just do nothing or surrender to Russia
Go away Rabbi
just don't join NATO it's that easy bro
Any way i can help u out bro? I protested at the russian embassy if that means anything
pick up a fucking gun and go waste some ruskies for the lulz.
Absolutely do NOT take this advice.
If you get caught with a backpack of supplies innawoods, or on your way into the woods and look like you're trying to flee or hide, your own people will fucking kill you for either being a coward or thinking you're a saboteur.
If you have family in rural areas west, head there, if you're in a city/town and can't leave, volunteer, get a gun, fight, but keep your ass fucking down if shit kicks off.
You should have thought about it when your country is ruled by a little puppet Jew installed by Obama
Well you can always surrender to the russians isnt it?. Or get below ground when they start dropping thermobaric missiles. If you live far from their objectives you are most likely safe. Avoid ukranian militias because they shoot to kill anyone they see
for fucks sake one ukranian post is
>haha look at this ruski we captured now we torture
and the next is
>omg i'm so innocent i'm just a slav kid why is this happening to me??? please stop
fuck globohomo propaganda
Panicking is feminine. You are spiritually dead already. Other than that you are a meat machine, so it doesn't really matter what happens to you.
Can you help me somehow flee the country?
Fucked around and found out. Just go west. Or pick up a fucking gun put some camo on mud and dirt works if you don't have camo, start to gorilla.
>Citizen by day
>guerilla at night
Learn to fight or YOU WILL DIE. This shit is not a joke.
We should welcome death desu.
Is anyone actually enjoying life?
cool larp
go hide in a basement with a couple gallons of water for a month or 2. if your a fatass you can do 2 months on just water and probably live. gl user resistance is probably futile
I wish your president would allow you to leave, or that he would agree to not join NATO so good people like yourself would not be subjected to this necessary conflict.
Godspeed, user. This fucking sucks, governments sucks, war sucks, lies suck, I hope you make it brother.
>protested at the Russian embassy
Anyway, here's my advice to every male everywhere else: the moment there is even the suspicion of a draft, disappear without notice, never to be seen or heard from again.
You just proved them right in joining Nato tho. Now even Finland wants in. Moldova is probably shitting the bed too. I mean what the fuck man, your economy is tanked and everybody thinks of you as North Korea 2.0. Was it worth it?
Dying for a Nazi kike is worse
this just stay off the street while you can avoid everyone but dont do anything that makes it look like you're going to leave town because you'll be shot faster by your own people doing that than you will by an invading enemy
m8, they literally give you a weapon. how hard is it to gun down a couple of your countrymen on the way to the border?
How far are you from the border, roughly?
He grew up in the country, for him that was the normal.
If you're not actively fighting, according to the international laws of Tel-Aviv, you are not incurring anything.
Just become a femboy sex slave to BRC
Only valid answer ITT.
>people are responding to the Russian shill unironically
>They no allowing young males to flee the country
if you see border guards go around them. not sure what else to tell you. best of luck.
>I dont know what to do
go get some vodka and find a woman to rape
Make sure to wear an armband so we can identify your mangled corpse once the pictures leak here
just play along the charade and hope you don't get shot/bombed...
what else can you do?
a long way. I probably can move to border in day or two
I didn't tell him to die for the globohomo, I told him to stop being a pussy.
>waaaah I'm scared waaah mummy halps
Pussy.
>fuck this war, I'm gonna find the nearest Russian unit & ask for asylum in Russia, as Vlad the Chad said I could.
More like it.
Oh look, it seems that war actually fucking sucks. Enjoy Westerners making Putin Monkey threads.
Also stop posting because I assume you hid from draft and they could find/track where you are
Have some taytay to masturbate to if that helps
kek
Defend your country, faggot
>You just proved them right in joining Nato tho
that's some twisted logic
the only real reason Ukraine is besieged right now is because they were hellbent on joining a hostile military bloc
their first plea to join NATO was in 2008 iirc, so this shitshow was a long time brewing
Which border is closest? How can you move?
Just go to the border and stay there. Stay safe.
>get a gun
>get food
>hide in the basement fot the next month or so playing games
thats how you survive
also you ideally want the front to pass your area as fast as possible
Just surrender
then go nigga, fk dude
you will be dead before you come even close to the border, and it wont by Russian hands
Get a rifle, preferably with a scope. Start insurgency. Operate at night. Hide in buildings and shoot invaders. Infiltrate their camps. Build IEDs from Ammo in russian tanks. Male prisoners and torture them. Hang their bodies.
also this, of course this will only work if they don't piss of the russians too much by killing too many of them...
war gets pretty dirty and people get irrational when they see their friends being blown up and their dead bodies being made fun off on twatter.
> can havea free machinegun
> still asks for permission
you should be scared faggot because you are not gona make it
Has NATO ever attacked Russia?
this works too. I mean i guess u do run the risk of getting blown up by even being in the zone. id just drive or bike my happy ass outa town as fast as possible, get as far away as possible. deal with it days weeks months later 10000 km's away.
I think they were also planning a bioweapon release from one of the labs that are now destroyed.
There's nothing to be afraid of
they are a laughing stock of the world as we speak
Odessa Ass Bandit will come save u
Nope. No enjoyment. All my fucking money gets sucked away by the utility company. I only find joy in loading magazines, and cleaning my firearms. I don't even enjoy eating anymore, it feels like a chore. I'm getting restless.
there is so much shit you can't do but you are a cuck. pretty sure there are no laws right now. so go have some fun. go find and ATM machine or banks or whatever and take what you want. this includes women.
>I protested at the russian embassy if that means anything
HAHAHAHA
look at this faggot
we are coming for you nazi soon