/chug/ - Comfy Happening in Ukraine General #103

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>Ukraine blowing bridges along the Dnieper in retreat
>NATO rejects no-fly zone in Ukraine
>EU rejects supplying jets to Ukraine
>Russia bombs propaganda facilities, TV tower and accidentally holocast memorial in Kiev
>Russian strike on Kharkov administrative building
>Russian forces attacking Mariupol
>40 mile long convoy heading towards Kiev
>Negotiations ended without peace
>Mayor of Kiev says city is surrounded, later says he "mispoke"
>Russian forces have entered the center of Kharkov - Berdyansk has fallen - Mariupol surrounded
>Large convoy of Russian troops and tanks is moving towards Kiev
>The EU have closed airspace to Russian aircraft
>Putin orders Russian nuclear deterrent forces to be on alert
>Ukrainian delegation set for peace talks with Russian delegates in Belarus
>Russian forces have met heavy resistance as they advance on Kiev
>Russian commander of 35th motor brigade has been captured by Ukrainian forces
>Chechen forces are on the ground north of Kiev
>Russian army releases first ever video of the Chernobyl nuclear plant after capturing it (files.catbox.moe/gqnn36.mp4 (embed))
>Azov Battalion has started training volunteers in Kiev
>High-rise building in Kiev hit by missile, origins unknown, both sides claim it was the other side's missile
>Melitopol has fallen under Russian hands
>Russians advancing rapidly towards Mariupol, tanks thoroughly spotted roughly 70km from it
>Civilians and the SBU (Ukrainian security forces) engaged in a gunfight last night (due to a major confusion), resulting in heavy losses

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THANK YOU BAKER

rolling for putin to change his mind and go full genocide on ukrainians

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kek, thanks for new bread and map bro

Rolling a fat one

digits and Putin goes sicko mode

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fuck NATO and fuck glowies

Reports are coming in that the 4-mile long Russian convoy heading towards Kyiv has slipped on banana peels left by retreating AFU forces and have cause a massive pile up. Several hundred casualties have been confirmed - Kyiv independent

>Be Ukrainian
>Provoke war with Russia
>Lose
>Refuse to elaborate
>Leave
What was the master plan here?

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Many Thanks Kind Baker.

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The meek shall inherit the earth.

fake map

KEK I just noticed the map!

roll

I got a leak for the next step in Hohol's master plan

>Dynamite pigs incoming
Russia bros, watch out

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Boop.

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Thread theme
>Thread theme
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xoxóls cannot into victory

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Our artillery-chan better be fucking hyper lol

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>Accidentally bombed holocaust memorial
It's such a big target, 12 million gravestones

rolling

Rollin

to French user from last thread

>If so, its getting very ugly for the ukies. Now 2 seperate pockets forming, its gonna be a nightmare to fight.
the media and by proxy the public are totally ignoring the large portion of the Ukrainian military that has been station in the east since day one and has been in constant fighting as the separatists reengaged after the Russian first strike. Not only is there a risk of them being trapped in smaller pockets such as at Meriupol but if the Russians heading north from Crimea and southeast from Kharkiv can link up the Ukrainians will have no way across the Dniper. That would be a huge portion of the Ukrainian army cut off already worn down from a week of constant fighting now at the mercy of Russian air and artillery unless they can perform a sure to be costly breakthrough.
That link up is why taking Kharkiv is so important and why the Ukrainians are desperate to hold onto it as the eastern portion of the army slowly pulls back west

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>All men aged between 18 and 60 have been banned from leaving
Unless you're a nigger.

>Be Hohol
>Fight for literal BBC

It's not even funny.
It's sad.

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Why do this? On any side of any argument, why do faggots do this?

Roll

20-24 pls

rollo

whats the chance to get the perfect one?

roll

god please

Same goes for Americans. Fight for BBC and Jews.

Putin, user? He is Russian man and he is very bad. Trust me, I am Agent Smith. I will even write "nigger" and "you will never be a woman". Now Putin - he looks like a monkey because he is racially impure. Ignore the meme flag and admire this a20.png "monke" image. I have learned that an insult of this nature comports with your board culture and by disseminating it, I can gain credibility among the members of this, your fringe community that I have studied and analyzed for years, secretly beginning to believe what I read while never seeming natural enough to fit in. But back to Putin - I mean, "Jewtin". You guys really don't like Jews, do you? Anyways, Putin is not based - but the Israeli-funded Azov battalion (they're Nazis! You like that don't you user?)Poroshenko, Zelensky and NATO? Now that's what I call based! If you support, or "shill", for Putin, you are a kike, which is not something I've been told you want to be. Now tell me, where do I have to go on the information superhighway to join Jewtin? And Russian Americans, look! I even know a few Russian words so that the most gullible among you will fall for my boss' ingenious strategy.

Glowniggers on suicide watch. I will be shilling all day. You will not win.

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I prayed for a blonde hair blue eyed gf. Sorry.
Rolling

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fuck it, roll

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mommy-dom fuck yeah

rrrrrrrrrrrrrrollan

JOHN DEER GF NNOW

TOMBOY TOMBOY COME OOOON

mobile.twitter.com/nikkibenz/status/1498484645523910658
Will Mariupol be allright?

my third leg is ok

>Russia bombs propaganda facilities
it's just a TV tower. TV is of course a propaganda handle yes but it should be stated clearly that it's just a TV tower.
5 innocent passerbyers were liberated from Nazis btw

Rolling out

Another russian shill hangout. To the trash it goes.

Give me the Bantu Queen

are we denazifed yet?

Jokes aside, they dream of becoming a second Poland

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c...cute!

so close but I already live with this result already

roll

tractor-chan. here I come!!

>Another russian shill hangout. To the trash it goes.

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arabic princess inshallah

rolling

God I fucking hate 3D wom*n...

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Death
On one side you have disgusting globohomo, on the other side you have globohobo.

lol
LMAO

>/chug/ is back
Comfy posting

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Since when were Best Koreans allowed to speak English anyway?

>making room for Russian (aka Tchentchen, Turkmen and Azerbaidji) settlers
Based!

>Another russian shill hangout. To the trash it goes.
Sssshhh, it'll be all right glowie.
Kotel and kötél soon.

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witness me

Rollan

Who is winning in Kiev tonight, Volkssturm of Dirlewangers?

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Yesn I am aware. But I suspect all available Ukie Reiforcements were sent to protect their retreat path on the dniepr, in zhaporizhia and Dniepropetrovsk. The encirclement along the Kiev/Kherson would mean even these reserves would be Encircled. Then, that only leaves the Troops stationed in Odessa to defend a massive Front. This is Barbarossa quality encirclements, its absolutely briliant

I dream about Russian dogs rotting in our soil

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Shills day one and two: blitzkrieg failed, Russia moving too slow
Shills now: Russia moving too fast, has no supplies

anything but 20-24

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eh

Jol tetted, my son.

Rolling, glad chug is back.

what do i need to roll for natalia gf

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Check my trips

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re-reoolll

fine

I mean arguably, we don't have to fight, there's no draft or conscription
So like it's a choice to fight for BBC

HOHOLS ARE STATE-SANCTIONED UNDER PENELTY OF DEATH TO FIGHT FOR NIGGER COCK

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Sorry user but she’s taken

Funny and true.

Gonna test my luck. Trips, here we go!

>and accidentally holocast memorial in Kiev
Wtf, please qrd

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Goddamnit I still have hope

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>Comfy posting
Yeeeeeeee...

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you should keep drawing the face on past and new maps and animate it at the end!

>A shill has issue with opposing shills
Absolute pottery.
could do with a tractor.

>April 1, 2022
>Russia has lost 2,500,000,000 troops
>Not a single Ukrainian soldier has died in the war

You need to roll 777

Sorry, only niggers are migrating to you.
The upside is you WILL have a lot of sex. Just not exactly the way you imagined.

The more I learn about the context of this war the more i'm becoming a literal imperialist.

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rollin rollin rollin rollin

I feel BIG.

anything but the bantu

ok

You need to roll the fuck out of here, faggot

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>monke protect our yatchs

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rollan

I wanna see pics of the hohol cuncun flooding across the border, not nignogs

Unacceptable digits, reroll.

roll!!

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Here you go

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sup guys

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>Here's your blonde Ukrainian gf, bro
Literally taken today in Budapest. These are your hohol refugees.

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Fuck i already had a crazy gf before, this sucks.

Roll

fuck it
gib the heil numbersssssss

rollan

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Post more genshin hebes

>Its ANUDDA SHOAH
Shit I think americans are about to declare war on us.

What's is sicko mode?

Fall of Kiev when god damn it?

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Roll...

I want the sadist.

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No refunds

Well you know I gotta roll on this one

look who's on the board for the Holocaust memorial that got bombed lads?
fellow Epstein/Mega Group appreciators will love this

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>Our
The only land you can call your own is lenins mausoleum , since he is proud founder of cuckkraine

Empires are cool. Every great nation should have their own. I suspect the era of the nation state is truly over, and they will slowly be absorbed back into civilisations.

For example, if Trump wins, I think he'll try to one up Russia and will try to capture Canada

Give it time. I am sure the American Government will do something fucking stupid in our life times and force the draft.

too much anger

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>holocaust memorial near TV tower
>2nd missile "missed"

Nah, all the blacks we've had around since Syria just fucked off to Germoney. Kurwabro, don't be mean or I'll send my cousin (the Moldovan town rapist) to you

Kek. Funny map.

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Germany needs more bulls, many german wives out there haven't had sex since the refugee crisis ended.

>KNN THE MOST COMFY IN NEWS

>youtu.be/oMnsvnu8wF4

roll

I hate the jews so much.
Just so much, guys.

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Planning to spend a weekend in Budapest this month, can you clear them out before I come ? Thanks

reroll bitch

6.033.371 now, geez

>ukrainian
>yankees cap and shitty sneakers
is it just a universal language to them to dress like this

ZEEEEEE

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i thought only westerns are cringes but searching on jap twitter about the war most of them are doing the same thing

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I stand with you my Russian friends.

When's the comfy Odessa landing already? Lets see those marine bois in action.

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Come on sexy tractor!

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POO

No. Gimme a 10-14, NOW

hungaryans show them your racism

Doomer GF pls, thx

If anyone's interested in the POW videos, I found this telegram channel for Russian people to try and find their relatives on it, it's pretty good. Wish I spoke Russian to understand what they are saying tho

t.me/rf200_now

Moldovan town rapist is based. Send him over, he can rape all the niggers who are looting the shit out of border towns before fucking off to Germany.

Roll

People forget how unpleasant asuka is in eva.

Russ mutts ready to become memes in Any Forums

I want a waifu not nuclear war

So close...

>accidentally

lol war funny

Go tractor!

I foresee many (you)s in your future

cute and funny!