/chug/ - Comfy Happening in Ukraine General #100

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>Ukraine blowing bridges along the Dnieper in retreat
>NATO rejects no-fly zone in Ukraine
>EU rejects supplying jets to Ukraine
>Russia bombs propaganda facilities, TV tower and accidentally holocast memorial in Kiev
>Russian strike on Kharkov administrative building
>Russian forces attacking Mariupol
>40 mile long convoy heading towards Kiev
>Negotiations ended without peace
>Mayor of Kiev says city is surrounded, later says he "mispoke"
>Russian forces have entered the center of Kharkov - Berdyansk has fallen - Mariupol surrounded
>Large convoy of Russian troops and tanks is moving towards Kiev
>The EU have closed airspace to Russian aircraft
>Putin orders Russian nuclear deterrent forces to be on alert
>Ukrainian delegation set for peace talks with Russian delegates in Belarus
>Russian forces have met heavy resistance as they advance on Kiev
>Russian commander of 35th motor brigade has been captured by Ukrainian forces
>Chechen forces are on the ground north of Kiev
>Russian army releases first ever video of the Chernobyl nuclear plant after capturing it (files.catbox.moe/gqnn36.mp4)
>Azov Battalion has started training volunteers in Kiev
>High-rise building in Kiev hit by missile, origins unknown, both sides claim it was the other side's missile
>Melitopol has fallen under Russian hands
>Russians advancing rapidly towards Mariupol, tanks thoroughly spotted roughly 70km from it
>Civilians and the SBU (Ukrainian security forces) engaged in a gunfight last night (due to a major confusion), resulting in heavy losses

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youtube.com/watch?v=Ax7cdHiZ010
youtu.be/YhxUq2fuiIg
google.com/amp/s/electrek.co/2022/02/28/hacked-electric-car-charging-stations-russia-displays-putin-dckhead-glory-to-ukraine/amp/
twitter.com/AeronewsGlobal/status/1498745572370620430
youtube.com/watch?v=Zid1Nv-FfyQ
youtu.be/P-3o7lepc-s
files.catbox.moe/doez5b.mp4
files.catbox.moe/tvuhqv.mp4
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It's over.

Putin's '£15billion-a-day' Ukraine invasion will fail if Kyiv can resist for 10 days

The Russian operation to invade Ukraine is estimated to be costing £15billion every day and is failing due to overconfidence by the Kremlin

Russia's invasion of Ukraine is not going to plan and will fail if Kyiv doesn't fall within 10 days as Vladimir Putin will run out of money, it has been claimed.

The operation is estimated to be costing £15billion every day and is failing due to overconfidence by the Kremlin.

The Russians are said to be shocked by the resistance being put up by brave Ukrainians who are taking up guns to fight back against the invaders.

And intelligence sources say poor tactical planning by the Russians has resulted in the invasion taking much longer than they expected.

The Russian army has now been ordered to broaden its advance ‘from all directions’.

mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/putins-15billion-day-ukraine-invasion-26337558

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Putin, user? He is Russian man and he is very bad. Trust me, I am Agent Smith. I will even write "nigger" and "you will never be a woman". Now Putin - he looks like a monkey because he is racially impure. Ignore the meme flag and admire this a20.png "monke" image. I have learned that an insult of this nature comports with your board culture and by disseminating it, I can gain credibility among the members of this, your fringe community that I have studied and analyzed for years, secretly beginning to believe what I read while never seeming natural enough to fit in. But back to Putin - I mean, "Jewtin". You guys really don't like Jews, do you? Anyways, Putin is not based - but the Israeli-funded Azov battalion (they're Nazis! You like that don't you user?)Poroshenko, Zelensky and NATO? Now that's what I call based! If you support, or "shill", for Putin, you are a kike, which is not something I've been told you want to be. Now tell me, where do I have to go on the information superhighway to join Jewtin? And Russian Americans, look! I even know a few Russian words so that the most gullible among you will fall for my boss' ingenious strategy.

Glowniggers on suicide watch. I will be shilling all day. You will not win

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Uhhh hoholbros
What's that over the sky of Kyiv?

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Hnnnnnnñnñng

when is Putin going to win? I'm getting bored with this happening

>>Ukraine blowing bridges along the Dnieper in retreat

Big if true, source?

cunny

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God dammit why are all of these americans here

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youtube.com/watch?v=Ax7cdHiZ010

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This poster using a VPN and switches between the UK and Russia. This poster is a CIA agent.

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Bless argie baker!

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I'm surprised that Швaйнoкapacь meme is basically unknown on Any Forums

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so now that the rail bridge in Vasilyevka has been blown, Russia has lost a potentially direct rail line straight from Crimea to Zaporhyze and beyond has been disrupted

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>40 mile long convoy heading towards Kiev
What's taking them so long? They've been driving there for days now, Kiev isn't that far. Are they running out of gas as well?

>VPN
what's that?

> We aren't totally desperate
youtu.be/YhxUq2fuiIg

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lol

Well /chug/ why can't ukraine stop those massive columns of troops moving in to the country
Reddit told me a marvel super hero will save the day.

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>3d
Kys immediately.

dead general

>What's taking them so long? They've been driving there for days now, Kiev isn't that far
You know the answer

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google.com/amp/s/electrek.co/2022/02/28/hacked-electric-car-charging-stations-russia-displays-putin-dckhead-glory-to-ukraine/amp/
Electric car chargers in Russia hacked

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Man, i used to be pro-Russia but now you made me see how i was being played by the Jews. Thanks for helping me see the light.

Where's the greekbro of Sex?
What happened to the potato schizo in Kiev?
How's Lord Miles doing?
Did we ever get an update on the panty-smelling coomer of Kiev?
Did the new bathroom of the other Ucranian user survive?

mad kek

git along little piggies

what does кapacь mean?

Yes, i have seen his patterns, too, mate.

user upon closer inspection it was a ricochet

Irish schizo survived

>putin-dckhead

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HOHOLOCAUST

carp

Wow not the 7 electric car stations

Yikes! No LGBTQ+ rights in Russia? Count me the HECK out!!!

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TWICE!

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It's over ruskibros... the hog of Kiev just arrived on the frontlines

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BREAKING Ukranian forces shot down a russian fighter flying over a cemetery, rumors is so far they have found over 200 corpses

huilo

Ghost of Kovefe is back on the menu boys.
twitter.com/AeronewsGlobal/status/1498745572370620430

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solch widerwärtige glowies jedes mal, - aber wirklich jedes mal - entlarven. so kriegen wir sie endlich los!

More likely a bot

Lörd Miles said he is at a military base.
I see he has slimmed down his survival chances.

Azov TOSed in Mariupol, when?

Sides

Russiabros... I don't feel so good...

Jesus Christ why are hog balls so fucking huge.

>cant post the squirreljak saying NUTS because some faggot got rangebanned
FUCK JANNIES

Bros, this year's 9th of May Victory parade will be massive Kino & poggers.

youtube.com/watch?v=Zid1Nv-FfyQ

Or is he?

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>3d
Continue living immediately.

Can't wait for his 2023 Taiwan tour .
Damn, I was really sure they were going to kill him by mistake.

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>I will never EVER have a Beloe Zlato gf
youtu.be/P-3o7lepc-s

JUST FUCKING KILL MYSELF FAMIGLIA

THEY TOOK THIS AWAY FROM ME

uh guys the war is about to drop a bunch of new cauldrons any day now
>this is gonna be just like the good old Syria General days
feelsgoodman

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COMFY SIRENS IN KIEV
COMFY SIRENS IN KIEV
COMFY SIRENS IN KIEV
COMFY SIRENS IN KIEV

>Austrian/German refugee organizations evacuated Africans stuck in Hoholia instead of Hohols
Kek, the German TV posted that the whole day.

I know he's cringe bros but I wish Trump still had a Twitter account just to see what he'd say about all this shit

Any guesses as to the final death/casualty count from this invasion?

This pigga's NUTS

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putinsisters, what is this?

yo, dawg, i heard aboot your forchan, eh. Comrade sent me here to propagate. So howw do I do that? Many thanks god speed travel fast with smile, me friend.

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Halt uns am Laufenden, Kamerad!

Not my vid, from the last thread, but does anyone know the song?
files.catbox.moe/doez5b.mp4
files.catbox.moe/doez5b.mp4
files.catbox.moe/doez5b.mp4

Is this the map for today?

IM READY

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inb4 ukrainians forget his war crimes and call him a hero for bombing civilians

RIP Slovenian consulate

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So if we believe this has some accuracy, they're just going to throw a hail mary with this convoy, try to take Kiev, and then negotiate the rest?
I doubt it, Putin seems happy to destroy the economy of Russia and will probably just continue.

and now, here is the situation. As you can see, the rail goes all the way to Kharkiv. Meaning, if they do end up linking the fronts like planned or predicted by some people, they are going to have a more difficult time getting equipment from Crimea and will have to use the convoluted route on the right.

Zaporhyze is an important city they will soon take, but now it has less strategic interest, surely?

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I see no propaganda coming out of Russia though, just a few Russians on here posting actual updates from time to time, this fact alone makes me sympathize more with Russia, the "le putin is hitler" and "HAHAHAHA OH NO NO DEAD RUSSIAN" memes are tiresome and braindead.

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jej thanks

Yeah any country assisting via airbases are fair game to be bombed. May as well declare war on them at that point.

>Any guesses as to the final death/casualty count from this invasion?
1 gorillion fascists
0 patriots

yes

Google the lyrics retard

Me too! This is the 3rd day i can't upload

6 billion Russians
6 Ukrainians

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>PUTIN WON
>LAW AND ORDER
>very fine people on both sides

>mfw my tax money pays for endless shitty wojak edits

Thanks Obama.

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>all these gains in 6 days with minimal civilian casualties and no damage to infrastructure
>hurr durr dey iz dum
get a kötél for yourself

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ukranian soldiers humiliating their citizens

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BROS THE RUSSIANS JUST SET OFF A TACTICAL NUKE AT KHARKOV. HOHOLS BTFO

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westtrannies... mearsheimer's explanation of why this conflict is our fault has been viewed almost 10 million times in 1 month, we need to shut it down....

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>Monitoring the situation VERY closely

Is it really this simple? cunny drives shills away because their supervisors shoulder surf, see it, and assume their peons are looking at coomerbait instead of shilling (sorry: psyops)? Is that why it's so effective? lmfao.
>gore? ok
>sedition? ok
>crime? ok
>cunny? PFC Butters, get over here and explain yourself!
Truly America at its finest.

>We confirm multiple civilians dead around the tower hits in the area that Russia warned will strike in Kiev. Video too graphic to post. Maybe 4-6 people from what we saw.
>ABShills on twitter
>ukie ammo depot blown up
files.catbox.moe/tvuhqv.mp4
>Kharkov mlrs strikes
files.catbox.moe/nfxs4b.mp4

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darude - sandstorm

>mfw Stalin was right about Hohols
Weird feeling

Kyiv

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Q predicted this.

youtube.com/watch?v=JrMiSQAGOS4
oops forgot the link westsisters teehee

I'm thinking around 1000-1500 deaths. I don't believe it's some sort of mass slaughter like the media is trying to portray it.

>Comfy Happening in Ukraine General
VATNIK SAFE SPACE AHAHAHAHHAH

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That's a ammunitions depot. But hohols are getting BTFO harder every second that passes.

>the "le putin is hitler" and "HAHAHAHA OH NO NO DEAD RUSSIAN" memes are tiresome and braindead.

You just Ukraine.

200 trillion mega giga ultra zillion dead fascist Russian nazi scum

0 heroic Ukrainian freedom fighters

KYIV!

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Isn’t the fact that they broke out in the south pretty bad for Ukraine?

I mean they can push west without crossing the meme river

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ammo dump is what ive seen other anons claim. but god DAMN what an explosion. fuck these ukie civvies must be so terrified.

that shit is not right :(

I don't doubt that Russia can technically win this, but this "win" looks like it's shaping up to be a Vietnam 2.0, considering all the guerrilla tactics I'm seeing.
Americans, can you confirm or deny?

The fully vaccinated reddit tranny squad will save Ukraine!

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Funny how western news outlets were crowing about how the Russian military was stockpiling blood supplies in anticipation of a serious conflict with lots of casualties.
But now, said news outlets all seem to be running with the the talking point that Russia was expecting an easy military victory, and their initial plan failed due to Ukrainian resistance.

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>I don't doubt that Russia can technically win this, but this "win" looks like it's shaping up to be a Vietnam 2.0, considering all the guerrilla tactics I'm seeing.
>Americans, can you confirm or deny?

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its been longer than that, doesnt work on Any Forums either

/chug/ i need help
How do I provide a sane counterargument to pic related?
I feel defeated... I think it's over for me

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You've gotta be joking.

That's exactly what will happen. We are much closer to nukes than anyone realizes. Make sure you get you talk to your family.

Hahah remember last night when i told you Niggas how retarded Hohols are?
Told you they post all info on social media, including where there are at the moment IN REAL TIME.

Porky goes QUEEEEEK

million dollar bounty for a picture of a T-72 in one of the invasion columns

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Siege of Vinnitsa when?

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>military
>passport
You will never lern, will you?

gentleman, notice how the shills have changed tactics...

Nah, Vietnam was hell because the civilians actually fought you and the jungle was a nightmare. Ukraine is like half and half and despite some civilians being armed, most aren't.

>Americans, can you confirm or deny?
totally fucked. more like USSR invasion of Afghanistan 2.0

Not the heckin houlacoaster!

We were losing one thousand soldiers every 24 hours but today they stopped counting for some reason. Probably too many casualties.

did this guy seriously use "chtulu" where someone might colloquially use "god"?

onions is one hell of a drug

don't forget about the Putin monkey edits

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there was an azov camp right across the street, unsure if they were using the building as well

Since the sirens were a nothingburger let's go back to discussing why hohols are such misogynists

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>THIS IS WHY WE NEED TO STRENGTHEN OUR BORDERS! MIGRATE LEGALLY!!

it doesn't even have a number that exists

some compatriots of ours have sperged out and we're paying for it...

You can also ask them how many jews died in the holocaust. Either they can't give a numerical answer or they give a range that conveniently includes 6 million.

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Facial recognition got a hit. Jesus Christ, it's the ghost of kyiv..

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