Tonight's SOTU

Will Biden announce COVID is over?
Will Biden announce troops to Ukraine?
How long will the speech last?
How long will Biden remain coherent?
Will Biden shit himself?

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if he drools and forgets where he is I will kill myself

At that point yeah, there's no point in living anymore
You've already seen the greatest thing ever.

No
Yes
2 hours but it will feel like 10
5 minutes
Yes

I am curious about his focus on "white domestic terrorism" vs Russia-Russia-Russia.
My guess is they'll be lumped into the same "attack on democracy."

So apparently Rashida Tlaib is going to do a Democratic Response afterwards.
She's going to hear what the leader of the party says, and then speak herself

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We will be sending troops to vaccinate Ukraine, they are only at 35%

>I have spoken to Czar Covid and we have reached an agreement that will ensure peace in our time.

Executive orders stating that openly supporting Russia is a crime. They will stop at nothing to keep the narrative together.

wtf is covid

this is where the dems really try to take credit for "ending" covid. midterms coming. he'll also demonize putin as hitler/drumpf. gloss over inflation and decay of US as temporary setback ir blame on russia/drumpf. then he will let out a massive shart and aimlessly walk off

that picture smells like drugs.
niggers. colonoscopy. halotosis.
cancer. corpse rot. etc.

never talk to americans.

if you offer an american
a basket of fruits, vegetables, nuts, pure water, juice..

and a bucket of corpse body rot, slime, maggot, feces,

the american will eat the corpse bucket and tell you it is better. and the direction they want for your children.


never talk to americans.

90% of it will be him taking credit for Ukrainian heroism and deflecting from domestic problems. He’ll pretend he fixed the Wuhan Flu when in reality it is just that the war pushed it out of the headlines and blue states dropped their stupid rules for him.

That mutt lady from Parks and Rec?

Yeah someone from the nigger caucus is doing that too. It’s like they are trying to save themselves from the Biden fiasco.

I think we'll get much better than that. Maybe robo Biden, maybe he'll have a stroke, maybe we'll see him use an EpiPen, maybe the audience will bring out a guillotine and start beheaded members of Congress and the Senate in live TV. Anything is possible

Let’s Go Brandon!

>That mutt lady from Parks and Rec?
Don't talk about my waifu like that

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>That mutt lady from Parks and Rec?
First of all that would be great.
Second of all she is more than half white in all probability.
Third, it shouldn't matter you racist chud. You are a pro-Russian enemy agent.

He can't commit an army.. he's just gonna keep sanctioning them.

The thing is, he has to acknowledge it and say something
Maybe you're right and he just announces new/heavier sanctions
But I think he's going to announce a huge deployment of troops to the NATO nations on the border

reported... to the based department!