Russian soldier: *kills john wicks dog*

No one:
Literally no one:
Intestine worms during gay anal sex: "Not cool bruh"

>reddit reinforcements arrive
>slay putin
>roll credits
>highest rated movie on imdb for the next 10 years

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>no one:
>absolutely no one:
>op: i enjoy penis
but seriously there's nothing wrong with gays

The after credits scene is just everyone clapping

>POV: you're putin when the ghost of kyiv opens it's cockpit and it's black widow from the avengers
>sheeeesh

>John Wick: goes to fight for KEEV
>Ukrainian soldier: *kills john wick by mistake*
>Ukrainian civilian: posts video online
>Zelenskyy, reddit, and media: "BRAVE UKRAINIAN HEROES KILL RUSSIAN SPY"
>Putin: Who's John Wick? A super assassin called baba yaga? Baba yaga is a girl, l o l haha!
>Biden: forgets this ever happened

best thread on Any Forums

>thousands of russian soldiers are dying

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>I used to be an adventurer, like you. Then I took an arrow in the Kniev

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brehs...this is so me...

>g-gee rick, this st-stuff in ukraine looks pretty bad...
>oh for fucks sake MORTY, seriously? you’ve seen entire planets atomised, species extincted on the whim of an old man who wanted to get home and take a shit in peace- think about that, entire civilisations have perished because I was bored and wanted to finish whatever adventure we were on before I crapped my fucking pants. scratch that, I could have held it even, I just wanted to shit at home
>awwwe come on rick this is ukraine! t-they’re fighting to the last man against this p-putin guy and yknow... I - I ah Ive been doing a lot for you recently and jessica wo-
>seriously morty? that redhead slut? you want me to get involved in international politics over pussy... again?!
>rick I j-
>nah ill do it, fuck that putin doucheswab. let’s portal over, kill the bastard infront of his elderly soviet entourage and freak them out a bit. after that we can disintegrate their entire army in a second while I play candy crush on my cybernetic implants. fuck russia. let’s save ukraine.

Attention Audience: HP lovecraft lost his cat, please walk around calling his name to find it.

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>troons trying to frogpost
You will never be a real women

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>Putin: Ukraine must surrender
>Tony Stark: sir this is a Wendys

Fugging kino bread guys xd

>putin: Byron!
>what?
>putin: Byron!
bing bong noise

You will never be a man R*ssoid

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>biden: we have imposed sanctions upon the russians
>Xi: ching chang chung
>Putin: *dabs*
>Me: lmao

kek

Why ya cryin, vlad?

yep, it’s kino

I dare anyone say that wasn't an improvement

Why are people spelling his name when two Ys

>fighting for globohomo
>calling others "trans"

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did he shave his jaw down and get a nose job too?

A toast, to all my russian bot friends

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>russia invades promising to denazify ukraine in the name of antifascism
>western nazis support it
Why are chuds so cucked?

>Defending the spreader of globalism
>Calling anyone else a homo

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Why are Russians such nazis? Maybe the world should invade Russia to stop the nazis there.

I miss 2018/19

LOL
LMAO

>giving the vatnik a chance to reply
those money go towards heroin user, don't encourage that

>everyone i don't like is a nazi
Take your meds, schizo

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they're just trying to make it about themselves somehow, and also they're contrarian. if Biden and the MSM came out against trannies tomorrow half these faggots would transition and the rest would try to fuck them.

The smart ones are already starting to surrender. Ukrainian president promised amnesty and a $50,000 reward for deserters. And the war is already very unpopular in Russia, especially after they were lied to by Putin for so long

>Joking about a war where thousands are dying

Too fucking soon. We are better than this, folks.

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>posts a meme seeming to assume that the u.s. entered the war
I think you need to take your meds

The worst insult trannies can think of is to call other people trannies.

This is why people support Russia standing up to globohomo.

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This is the best thread on /teevee/

>We are better than this
I can say with absolute confidence that we are not

kek

>everyone's a tranny
>"globohomo"
There's a war between countries going on, not the time for your Freudian obsession with LGBT issues

>The worst insult trannies can think of is to call other people trannies.
This sounds like tankie trannie cope.
YNBAW

Do reddits really post shit similar to this unironically?

Ok, this is epic

based

the format originated on Any Forums, not even joking

>Ukraine:
>EU:
>literally the whole rest of the world beside Russia:
>Russia: "I'm invading ukraine"
>derp.jpg
>Putin: "I don't always invade Russia, but when I do, I commit war crimes"
>Zelensky: "there are russian saboteurs among us"
>okay thats sus
>*the ghost of kiev teleports behind putin*
>"omae wa mou shindeiru"
>Putin: NANI? [cries in russian]
>trump: "thats fake news"

up. hecking. voted.

Powerful

zomg thankzzz rofl

>Okay that's enough internet for me today

EDIT: HOLY SHIT thanks for the reddit shekels kind goyim

lol. gold

>no argument
You will never be a real woman

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>there family gets 11,000 rubles if they die
>this is approximately 98 usd at current exchange rates

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Stfu chud or ill get the admin here

You ARE a woman babe dont listen to the douche

Americans trying to contextualize the up coming cold war mk2 by applying their "culture war" bullshit to it are very cringe and low calibre peeple

>Any Forums: (consistently makes horrible and insensitive comments and jokes about tragedies nonstop)
>rest of the internet: uh can you stop
>Any Forums: hUmOr iS tHe BeSt MeDiCiNe aFtEr a TrAgeDy iTs FrEe SpEeCh!!!1!1!
>rest of the internet: gross
>fast forward to today
>in the face of a horrible current event that’s resulted in the death and displacement of thousands if not millions, online memes about the invasion have become a welcomed source of unity, allowing people from all across the world to voice their support using quick wit, popular culture, and geopolitical knowledge
>Any Forums: NOOOOOOOOOO NOT LIKE THAT

Russia puts the homo in globohomo

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but they better die quickly or the wont get even mcdonalds dollar menu for that

That's just their culture. It's no different to Chinese analysing everything through some fucking daoist confucian lens.

apparently some of them are teenage kids who thought they were just doing training, sad

>Right in the Carpathians!

Kek, I looked it up yesterday and it was 130$. Ruble worth less than toilet paper soon.

really mixed feelings about these threads

shouldn't have chosen to be russian then

Put this on twitter and you''ll be famous

Man even the shitposting about big events has gotten WAY worse on here. Even just a short while ago like the Boston Bombing had way better quality shitposting.

i am thinking about buying some land in russia. nothing big, maybe volgograd or ufa. I will have my own boyardom and mujiks will go back to eating black bread with lard

of course its sad, im not happy that russians are dying, im happy that ukrainians are putting up a fight and making them regret the invasion. hopefully they will learn their lesson otherwise a lot more russians will die

that's fucked up

Any Forums has been making jokes about Ukraine though, what's the issue?

Die

you finna pay for making this thread zoomer scum

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What if a country like Finland just starts buying up land to create a buffer zone?

so we just hate everything now?

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now?

is this the burger containment thread?

john wick is for legitimate room temp IQs

That is the safest approach

nah, I picked a side

Sounding like a tranny redditor beta twitter cuck there user...

Hello new friend

no one:
absolutely nobody:
still nobody:
not a single soul:
literally no one:
not even big chungus:
Russia: *invades Ukraine*
[everyone disliked that]
Zelensky: wait that's illegal
brie larson: ok that was lowkey on point
pickle rick: slaps roof of car luke did i ever tell you about the time i turned myself into a pickle? it was an epic moment.
luke: is retarded
CIA: Bane?
sans undertale: hey don't google HP Lovecraft's cat name
[Putin googles hp lovecrafts cat name]
CIA: congratulations you got yourself caught!
stan lee: flies past in a spaceship ooooh i dont care what universe you're from that's GOTTA HURT
[everyone laughed]
keanu reeves: you're breathtaking!
area 51 guards:i bet i can take keanu reeves
keanu reeves: you sure about that
keanu reeves: kills all area 51 guards
area 51:wait thats illegal
Everyone liked that
CIA: am I joke to you?
Alt right incels: there's no way star wars can be good agai....
Baby Yeed: hold my beer
Big chungus joined the chat
Drumpf has left the chat
4chanlets: 'Yeah, I'm thinking this is kind of epic based pilled, maybe a bit of a coom moment?? Idk think I might post a frog.

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Zoinks Scoob, how did we end up in this mess

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threadly reminder
Page isn't even updated, they're now pushing close to 10k losses

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>5,710 deaths
>198 tanks destroyed
>846 armoued vehicles destroyed
Ukraine thinks everyone is retarded (and they are right)

The left can't meme

I've seen more video of Russian planes shot down than the official Russian numbers. Guess who I choose to believe

bro there is literal videos on twitter of entire columns of russian pigs getting blown to smithereens
half of russian troops are conscripts that didn't even know they were going to ukraine and are surrendering en masse per Pentagon sources

They’re just killing Ukrainian separatists and labeling them Russian soldiers.

how can you defend this you absolute shitbag

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>reddit
I thought it originated on 9gag

>invasion
Did you get upset when the us installed a puppet government in Ukraine that started abusing ethnic Russians?

Literally anuddah shoah

You mean the one who replaced the Russian puppet? Why are russians living in Ukraine when they already have the biggest country on earth?

>the us installed a puppet government in Ukraine
delusional ivan

>russian dies on screen
>*no reaction*
>Ukrainian dies on screen
>NOOOOOOOOOO NOT THE HECKIN UNDERDOGGO
>NOT NATO'S HECKIN PUPPER

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because Ukraine is Russian

They seem to disagree

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no shot fr fr on godd bruhhh no cappp

lol i love dead russian pigdogs
soon being russian will be the biggest stigma in existence
the EU is offering citizenship to worthy russians too, the country won't exist in a few months

The us installed puppet is the good puppet ok! He just is!

Vladimir Putin: is bad
Keanu Reeves: You are not wholesome Putin
Big Chungus: I'm about to end this man's whole career

You are correct and I completely agree with you. Stay based.

Why are you calling me Ivan? I’m an American who reads the news from time to time. The us openly admits they run Ukraine.

respectufly, yeeeeezir

It's hysterical watching NATO and the UN repeat the mistakes of the LoN

>Eat from the shit jar

cope ivan nobody believes u
i actually wish the mods would rangeban russia so this place would be finally browseable

kino

Why would being Russia’s bitch be better?

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So much this

It would be better for the Russians inside Ukraine not to get abused for speaking Russian and going to church and school. I’m sure they’re tired of getting bombed by Ukraine for 8 years.

>I’m sure they’re tired of getting bombed by Ukraine for 8 years.
[source needed]

lemme guess, this thread is from Any Forums

...

cope ivan

Cringy fucking nigger faggot

kek

>mfw Russia annexes Ukraine

TRANNIES ON SUICIDE WATCH (so just business as usual

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