/uhg/ - Ukraine Happening General #549

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>Russia is conducting tactical strikes in Kyiev. A TV tower was hit. Another missile missed and hit a Holocaust memorial site.
>Russian strike on Kharkiv administrative building
>Russian forces attacking Mairupol
>40 mile long convoy heading towards Kyiev
>Peace talks ended, no agreement reached
>Zelensky says Belarus leader assured him that missiles, warplanes and helicopters won’t fly to Ukraine from his territory
>Putin orders Russian nuclear deterrent forces to be on alert
>Ukraine successfully repelled an attack on Kharkiv
>Russian forces have met heavy resistance as they advance on Kyiev
>Russian Forces are pushing into Sumy.
>Gypsies stole a Russian tank
>Massive explosion seen and heard in Kyiev.
>Russian army releases first ever video of the Chernobyl nuclear plant after capturing it (t.me/intelslava/20722)
>Azov Battalion has started training volunteers in Kyiev
>High-rise building in Kyiev hit by missile, origins unknown, both sides claim it was the other side's missile
>Melitopol has fallen under Russian hands
>Russians forces are in the outskirts of Mariupol.
>Seven civilians died in a day in the LPR and DPR from shelling by Ukrainian security forces, LPR authorities report
>There are reports of more convoy of armoured vehicles are headed towards Kyiev
>Russia says Sweden and Finland may face military and political consequences if they attempt to join NATO
>Russian troops already in Kyiev's outskirts (~10km), entire city expected to become a warzone within days
>Kalibr cruise missile exploded over Kyiev in the night. Intercepted by a SAM
>10,000 AKs given out to citizens of Kyiev
>Russian websites are currently being cyber attacked
>Japanese cargo ship hit with a missile from the Ukrainian side
>Chernobyl nuclear plant under Russian control

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fuck monke

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Chechens are actually looking up to be pretty based. I wouldn't mind inviting them to come live in my country to be honest.

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Oy vey indeed

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Do you have a thing for muscular women?

based. post more tomboys

Ukraine armed forces claimed to have downed a Su-34

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this is ok muscle development they do not look like men unlike that other one before these two

western media have been accusing russia of genocide, war crimes and targetting civilians, children and puppies since day 1 with 0 evidence

what stops puting from going full USA with carpet bombings and all that shit now that he is seen as a satan by western public anyway?

Everyone should have a thing for muscular women.

what kind of happenings are reserved for tomorrow?

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Your women agree

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>>Gypsies stole a Russian tank

WTF I love Gypsies now!

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can the mayor of kherson just come out and admit they surrendered already? so many videos of russian troops walking around the city, none show any form of resistance. it’s obvious.

>threads are slow again
Happening over?

women cant do anything except refer to their ass, tits or pussy can they

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Disgusting

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YES

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>nooooooooo muh holobunga tower!!!

American attack drone flying around eastern poland
American intervention soon?

> "We are waiting for confirmation."

Imagine the size of the clit

fuck all ukranian neo nazi racist
thank you putin for killing this fascist pigs

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Meme template

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You're all free to prove me wrong

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gorgeous

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Go to ukr or rus bros, only fun down there

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correct, but who cares they want to be treated like objects, so be it.

it's been like 5 days and russia proved everyone that they suck at waging war.

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they cannot untill they have children

Aftermath of the antenna being hit

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Another thread is still up. More should arrive any second.

Hun er veldig vacker.

probably the first one, otherweise the would have provided "evidence" qlongside the other claims too

it does not matter hw many they down, russia has got a lot

HOLY SHIT THEY STRUCK THE EIFFEL TOWER, WORLD WAR 3 IS ON!

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I HATE THE EVIL FORCES doesn't have the same ring to it desu.

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>He's known to Russian military intelligence as "The Wings of Redemption" and has 69 confirmed kills.
>Shortly after this post he made another saying “I hope Putin’s family dies in an automobile wreck, real talk”
>In one engagement outside Kyiv he confirmed 16 kills and yelled out to the Russian line “tell that nigga (Putin) thanks for 16 ELO,” ELO apparently being the Ukrainian code for confirmed kills

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Is this the ghost of Kijow?

Der coomer kekkin

Prove me wrong that Ukraine hasn't conquered Vladivostok UNigger

>user, you understand like I do that Vlad enjoys - evident from the past few days - his fair share of theater.

your brain has been brainwashed by Western propaganda. propaganda is stronger in the West than in Russia, try to write on Twitter or Instagram that you support Putin - you will immediately see what I'm talking about. Putin really wanted rapprochement with Europe. And Europe wanted it. Specifically, Germany. You can see for yourself that Germany suffered the most from the rejection of the Nord Stream. The United States does not want to strengthen Europe, especially the union of Germany and Russia, because this may weaken the influence of the United States on Europe. Therefore, they did everything to start this war. Look who exactly fed cookies to the demonstrators on the Maidan in 2014. Who demanded to remove the legitimately elected president in 2014 (although they should have had elections in 2015) and the war immediately began, they fired at their own people from Grads in 2014 and bombed them in Lugansk and Donetsk. Biden looks pleased - Europe will pay for his war. By the way, the Americans did not close the sky for Russian planes. Also, Russia has not closed it to the Americans. American Boeing does not refuse to sell spare parts for its aircraft to Russia. Only European manufacturers. You see how cleverly America deceived Europe.

Didn't the Russians claim to have total air superiority on day 1?

Another meme template

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a likely story

I hate women so much it's unreal
Love from mexico

DELETE THIS NOW

>unencrypted comms
I still can't believe Ivan would be this fucking stupid

>Be Strelkov
>Literally kickstart War in Donbass with 50 men of your own
>Get "appointed" to be "Defense Minister of Donestk Republic"
>Only 2 or 3 commanders obey you, rest of are just them doing their own thing
>Despite that still able to BTFO Ukrainian army and militias and made quite a gainz
>However due to lack of support get pocketed in Slavyansk
>Ammo and Reinforcements were promised, but didn't arrive even LNR did a huge PR about it
>However somehow able to break out from pocket and make back into friendly territory
>FF MH17 was downed, either thought or told it was Ukrainian military vehicles
>It's not, have to step down but men loyal to you still be in frontlines
>FF FSB eliminates all of your men and other OG commanders such as Mozgovoi, Givi, and Motorola
>Turns out it's blessing in disguise since you are the only one who left alive
>Russia replace them with petty criminals and cronies and whole thing turns into stalemate
>FF Warn about inevitable Russo-Ukrainian conflict
>FF to 2022 it happens
>Want to go Donbass but Russia doesn't wants you in
>Become really mad when you see Russia still using obsolete soviet tactics
Either Putin will soon appoint him to some position, or he'll be FSB'd in near future because he's talking too much.

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>Another missile missed and hit a Holocaust memorial site.
based.

It will soon be a Chinese city

I like this pasta

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I don't understand women hiding freckles, it's cute
I also hate women, love from France

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Well, where's the footage? Or to speak a language you do understand, гдe пpyфы бля?

Finns got a text message to prepare.

black man in the back.
>if only you knew how bad thing are

Пocлe дpaки кyлaкaми нe мaшyт

Из Aмepики
Mы любим тeбя, Poccия, нo твoй пpeзидeнт дoлжeн yйти. Убepитe eгo, и мы бyдeм cчитaть eгo paвным. Дepжитe Укpaинy, ecли мoжeтe, нo кoгo этo вoлнyeт. Ocтaвaйcя cвoбoдным.
Ps, вaшe ядepнoe opyжиe нa нac нe пoдeйcтвyeт, мы вac пpикpoeм, нe вoлнyйтecь.

Кaждый, ктo coглaceн c этим cooбщeниeм, oтвeтит нeгpy.

THE NEGRO

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>posting all those women ITT

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What have I missed in the last 24 hours

Russia so poor they've resorted to using EU4 screenshots cause they can't afford maps. LMAO

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Su-34 lost oh no no no

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Similar situation was in Georgia 2008. Comms are problem and logistics sucks.

Putin got unironically jelly that there is another popular fsb guy. A shame, I'd much rather have Girkin as the president.

do you not, faggot? let me guess, you want a soft pillowy princess, curvy, quiet.

I want a tomboy to fuck me arse with a strapon>I hate women so much it's unreal
>Love from mexico
good thing youre a fresa, jajajajaja

Moar

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>Baofeng
WTF?!?! Surely this is a joke.

what is that goblin doing to the orc?

Didn't you modernize the military since?

Is it true that the convoy heading for Kyiv is stills talled. When are they going to start shelling the city in earnest?

Gloves are off, Russians are slowly pulling a Grozny on Kharkov and Kiev.

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What's wrong with Baofeng? They're great for innawoods.

what is that health bar a reference to?

Europe will be most fucked up after all this shit unfortunately

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Russians not allowed to play sports! That will show Putin

And Airsoft larping.

real talk

imagine the first time you realise you're the spear head of an invasion is as a javelin is exploding above your T72

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Can't they just set up another ROC?

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Each to their own

Kiev falls today

apparently all the money went to buying dachas and yachts for Putin's buddies instead