/chug/ - Comfy Happening in Ukraine General #96

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>Russian strike on Kharkov administrative building
>Russian forces attacking Mariupol
>40 mile long convoy heading towards Kiev
>Negotiations ended without peace
>Belarus preparing to send soldiers into Ukraine
>Russian forces have entered the center of Kharkov - Berdyansk has fallen - Mariupol and Kiev are surrounded
>Large convoy of Russian troops and tanks is moving towards Kiev
>The EU have closed airspace to Russian aircraft
>Putin orders Russian nuclear deterrent forces to be on alert
>Ukrainian delegation set for peace talks with Russian delegates in Belarus
>Russian forces have met heavy resistance as they advance on Kiev
>Russian commander of 35th motor brigade has been captured by Ukrainian forces
>Chechen forces are on the ground north of Kiev
>Russian army releases first ever video of the Chernobyl nuclear plant after capturing it (files.catbox.moe/gqnn36.mp4)
>Azov Battalion has started training volunteers in Kiev
>High-rise building in Kiev hit by missile, origins unknown, both sides claim it was the other side's missile
>Melitopol has fallen under Russian hands
>Russians advancing rapidly towards Mariupol, tanks spotted roughly 70km from it
>Civilians and the SBU (Ukrainian security forces) engaged in a gunfight last night (due to a major confusion), resulting in heavy losses
>Russia says Sweden and Finland may face military and political consequences if they attempt to join NATO
>Kalibr cruise missile exploded over Kiev in the night. Intercepted by a SAM

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First for kyiv

nice

List of anti-Russia propaganda we have seen thus far:
- Ukrainian father crying as he hugged his daughter was actually a pro-Russian rebel in Donbas preparing to fight Nazi Azov Battalion
- 13 Ukrainian soldiers "killed" on Snake Island actually surrendered and are alive and well
- Russian tank that ran over civilian car in Kiev was a Strela-10 Ukrainian air defense system
- Photos of Zelensky in military garb with a helmet on are from 2021 border inspection
- Video of Ukrainian MiG-29 shooting down a Russian Su-35 was a Digital Combat Simulator animation
- Russian cruise missile that blew up the side of a residential building was actually a Ukrainian air-defense missile fired by the Ukrainian military
- Viral video of Ukrainian pilot shooting down Russian jet was a screen recording from Arma 3 video game
- Viral video of Russian jet exploding over Kiev was in fact a Ukranian Su-27
- Russian supply convoy that Ukrainian military blew up was a Ukrainian convoy
- Ukrainian military lied about blowing up 56 tanks that included General Tushayev
- Russian jet bombing near residential homes appears to be a Ukrainian MiG-29 fighter targeting Russian troops
- Claims from Western-intel that Ukraine had shot down multiple IL-76 transport planes carrying paratroopers have yielded no evidence
- Ukrainian Ambassador to the UN reads fake text messages from 2ch (Russian soldiers aren't allowed cell phones in Ukraine)

They are never going to actually attack Kiev, are they?

Eh, everyone is on the shill thread.
Just recycle this one later.

just wait till I get drunk enough, I will draw her next

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>carameldansen plays softly in the distance
twitter.com/i/status/1498693577811152898

*Kijów

bros they said kiev was surrounded 3 days ago, was it true or is the ecnriclement only actually happening now? local news showed a convoy of russian military vehicles that stretched for 65km heading to kiev, allegedly. is it over for Kweef?

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add even a little moisture and it does

Shills have been trying hard, don't give it to them. Slowly everyone will come here.

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Putin, user? He is Russian man and he is very bad. Trust me, I am Agent Smith. I will even write "nigger" and "you will never be a woman". Now Putin - he looks like a monkey because he is racially impure. Ignore the meme flag and admire this a20.png "monke" image. I have learned that an insult of this nature comports with your board culture and by disseminating it, I can gain credibility among the members of this, your fringe community that I have studied and analyzed for years, secretly beginning to believe what I read while never seeming natural enough to fit in. But back to Putin - I mean, "Jewtin". You guys really don't like Jews, do you? Anyways, Putin is not based - but the Israeli-funded Azov battalion (they're Nazis! You like that don't you user?)Poroshenko, Zelensky and NATO? Now that's what I call based! If you support, or "shill", for Putin, you are a kike, which is not something I've been told you want to be. Now tell me, where do I have to go on the information superhighway to join Jewtin? And Russian Americans, look! I even know a few Russian words so that the most gullible among you will fall for my boss' ingenious strategy.

Glowniggers on suicide watch. I will be shilling all day. You will not win.

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Kievo

>loses 1/6 of your country in just 4 days
>shills tell you they are winning
i dont get it

When is the 120 kilometer convoy going to do something?

I'm seeing all these videos coming out, are things finally starting to get interesting again?

Nothing is happening. They are never going to actually attack Kiev. It's been days and days. I've watched the stream all day for 4 days there's barely even a gunshot or explosion.

BUSTIN MAKES ME FEEL GOOD

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other thread is shit, not a single reply to the cuban UN negrep assblasting the US and NATO for their expansion to the east and ripping them a new one about the deaths they have caused
youtube.com/watch?v=N-MYekTKGkQ
he got on the mic about 14 minutes ago

*Khuy

Why go through the effort and attack the city when its only day 2 of a half ass encirclement and they already ran out of food and crying.

This war is just a pretext for flooding Europe with more niggers. The Jewish Ukraine president and (((NATO))) want this war to take as long as possible for this reason and this reason alone. All whites must be replaced by niggers as long as the Jewish tycoons are still alive...

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is this cannon real? its Metal Slug-tier shit

Crimea is rightful Genoan clay

Russia is picking up the intensity.

they get their scripts, they post their scripts

it's retarded marketing majors on top and feckless call-center faggots at the bottom, of course the result is shit

It's actually beyond Ngorno-karabakh levels of cope

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>what's Russia's endgame?
To make mad all.

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Best stream

youtube.com/watch?v=SsXNBGOpON4

Any confirmation on this?

Russian troops took control of Kherson train station.

Pic related from an instagram video

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Take off the memeflag. Nobody cares if you are from India dude

JUST IN FROM MOSCOW

POPULAR SUPPORT FOR PUTIN AFTER STORY OF UKRANIANS TAKING PHOTOS OF DEAD RUSSIAN SOLDIERS AND SENDING THEM TO THEIR FAMILIES WITH SLURS ON THEIR DEAD SONS WAS AIRED IN RUSSIA

PUTIN/LAVROV GOVERNMENT HAS POPULAR SUPPORT FOR TOTAL AND LIMITLESS NEUTRALISATION OF UKRAINE BY ANY MEANS NECESSARY

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needs to be a babuska
less fetish more kino is my vote

Oh you sweet summer child

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here user weibo.com/fireflyinred2021

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SERGEANT MAJOR GENERAL PYOTR HOHOLSKY NO

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What is chug?

India is now my friend again

lol

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Russia has no drones? you know when NATO assembles all their forces, they will vaporise all their fancy rocket launchers with cheap drones?

Didnt Russia learn anything from the Armenia-Azerbeijan embarassment?

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chugging on dem khazar milkers

very entertaining, thank you lol

>POPULAR SUPPORT FOR PUTIN AFTER STORY OF UKRANIANS TAKING PHOTOS OF DEAD RUSSIAN SOLDIERS AND SENDING THEM TO THEIR FAMILIES WITH SLURS ON THEIR DEAD SONS WAS AIRED IN RUSSIA
these people are satanic

Is that real? Looks cool as shit

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I wanted her to be ara ara mama...

is it true that this thing would pretty much destroy itself when firing?

Looks like the hohols got too cocky

stop playing with me nigger

What is Biden gonna talk about? It will just be some rambling half assed bullshit to cover his own ass right

rare ID with all caps

*Kiev

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Those are the good guys according to the Reddit experts.

Some one call the Ghost please!

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no large army has good drone integration. it takes a long time to turn ships that big.

the us have a lot of drones but their doctrine is entirely wrong, basically just using them as fancy f-35s that can't dogfight.

Looks like the Finnmap is confirming the Russians are finally moving north on the west side of the Dnieper.

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Fuck the lot of you I am calling it Keith from now on.

dumb ass ukies making russians want to actually annihilate them instead of capturing them.

they wont let refugees out of uktaine

have you seriously never seen this photo?

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>all caps ID
holy shit, now that's rare

can someone explain why for weeks zelensky said it was crazy and even mocked western media and intel for claiming russia was invading ukraine but now he's play along like a good little boy? what changed?

fine then babuska tractor towing the tank

It's not Kyiv.
It's not Kiev.
It's Киeв.

>thread is finally moving slowly enough for discussion
oh no the HORROR

2S7 is very real and very much in use

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youtube.com/watch?v=mD3gIx6H_bA


Civilians with Molotov cocktails got hit by large-caliber fire. Complete massacre

>TOP US STRATEGIST COMMENTS ON CURRENT SITUATION
>MAKES SUGGESTIONS FOR FUTURE NATO STRATEGY AGAINST RUSSIA
>WILL LIKELY BE IMPLEMENTED WITHIN HOURS
Happening!
youtube.com/watch?v=ZK9xUJ394ns

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2 more km

what about the
>POUTINE IS A WEF SCWABIST see they shake hands! This is a distraction!!!
people? do they glow or are they just boomerz
I really cant tell

*Kœnugarr

War might not be done the same way you you trained your dick. Like hes taking his time and making sure it's right
You're impulsive and have probably came 3 times already today. You think everytime the urge hit and you rubbed one out in 30 seconds that it is good and it is how things in the world are. But you negate the part about how you trained your dick into not really working or ever going into a vagina.

He knows our glowies are coming closer and closer. Those are not cute people.

don't listen to that loser they're adorable

ok, but its like 80years bro, they still do that shit?

UDDDPUM
>UDDDPUM

UDDDPUM
>UDDDPUM

UDDDPUM
>UDDDPUM

UDDDPUM
>UDDDPUM

He genocided Donbass for 8 years and Russia does nothing, of course he thought Russia would never invade

th..that wasn't her?
nani!?

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KEE EV

>Evil Russians have a 40 mile supply line in Northern Ukraine followed by 40k reinforcements and a Belarusian army
>Stupid Russians didn’t even bring supplies and are losing
Choose one and then go back to tiktok and r3ddit

he is a faggot

just dumbasses, boomers don't even know who schwab is

Any NATO backed president is just a scapegoat at the end of the day, if shit goes south they can throw him under the bus and pass blame to him

KNEB

umm muh genocide sweaty.

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quiebe

>when the propaganda backfires
You love to see it.

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CUNNYYYYYYY
UOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

203mm isn't even that big

Quievê

Finnmap says Kherson is being mopped up now, with "light resistance".

his handlers changed his script

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Putin and Julius Caesar
Coincidence? I don't think so.
Both are military geniuses winning the wars like it's nothing.

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Covfefe

fucking based

Imo is to reach Paris (again).

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Cunnyev

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serbs deserved it.

youtube.com/watch?v=mD3gIx6H_bA
Here's the resistance

This is accosting.

>Polish Prime Minister: The European Union must provide 100 billion euros for the reconstruction of Ukraine.
100000000000

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RARE ID

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i wanna twist your knob. no homo

Russian FM is going to Cuba next week.

Easy to tell the difference by paying attention to the tone of the post. If there is forced irony which "praises" Putin while degrading him as a Schwab pawn, the post glows and should be immediately and swiftly busted. Boomerposting is to be ignored.

Et tu, Dimon?

>Ghost
Holy fucking shit. I remember shitposting his livestream radio like a decade ago. I still think about *cans.mp3*.

That's a T-72
I guess I wasn't able to communicate it visually...

Omg it's the same person. That doesnt really make me want to troll for him if hes a 2000 year old vampire. I'm doing this for free to help your economy out but you jusybfucked it all up dumbass.

Putin and monkey
Coincidence? I don't think so.
Both are shit flinging manlets

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This thing was so powerful if you did not wear ear protection near it, it would blow your eardrums out.

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HAMMOND YOU IDIOT

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Did you heard about Etruscans? So i must say you something: Этpycки - этo pyccкиe!

fuck that, if i was in a war like this i'd want catharsis, no ragrets

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no, at some points missiles are just more efficient

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lol, I just noticed wikipedia removed that in the last few days and now only lists the Ukrainian spelling (Київ). Fucking unreal.

ALL CAPS ID CONFIRMS

yes
and the thing can throw mini nukes

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They don’t have that much money. The EU is broke.

Daily reminder to infiltrate [real] Leftist Subreddits [aka "Stalinists", "Marxists" and "Leninsts" and use their inherent anti-Americanism nostalgia that is a leftover from Soviet times as a catalyst for making them take an effectively anti-Globohomo geopolitical stance. I do not even see this as lying or shilling, it's just nudging them towards taking the correct geopolitical stance, even if we deep down inside fundamentally disagree on how society should be organized.

Some useful talking points:
>CIA coups in countries.
>NATO imperialism.
>American financing and arming of "right-wing extremist", "fascist" and "neo-nazi" groups to carry out their agenda.

Strategies:
>Find Subreddits dedicated to shittalking specific influencers considered by Leftists to have "gone soft" or "become liberals", join in on the hatewagon, find weaknesses in the public messaging of the influencer in question and explot it for a vector of attack, employing some of the above suggested talking points.
>Double read and triple read everything and anything before posting. Do not let slip N-bombs, Fag, Jews, etc. .

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They don't want you to know, but this is who NATO is BULLYING!

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the problem with past vs. present is in the past so many more people could've cared less about conflicts going on elsewhere, but today you can spam twitter posts to every person on the planet in seconds

Nice work if its ur oc

Wikipedia is literally just a CIA website.

That's is obama, no?

I want to see what giantess you come up with for the big artillery

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It is and Ukraine has them as well.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2S7_Pion

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What's the whip for?

IIRC Zelensky actually banned the Communist party in Ukraine....?

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>6th day of invasion
>Kharkiv is 15 kilometers to Russia and is still uncaptured

uhhhh /chug/...
how we're supposed to take Kiev if even Kharkiv is not captured?

Where is my KINO and SOVL? What is happening?
Not even encircled... I think it's beginning of the end for Putin

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a demand that will evaporate like morning dew the moment the new government in ukraine is installed and thanks putin for liberating them from the nazis

Make her a hyperfetishist dream. Just for pure hotness and autism. She is THE BIG FUCKING GUN

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Speaking of artillery
UVZ is thinking of reviving the proper Koalitsiya turret as a ship turret.

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Thats a nuclear ID if I ever saw one

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Punishment

theres a difference. one is an attack on someone who has attacked another, whislt the other is an invasion

discipline

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Is it acceptable for commies to use hammer and sickle anymore since it is russian?

At least somebody is saying it.

mrObama?

twitter.com/LaqsLaqs16/status/1498711518262829060

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>Germany/France/Netherlands must provide 100 billion euros

You've never seen a SPG?
How??

ALMOST, off by 1

>UUDDDPUM
UUDDDPUM
>UUDDDPUM
UUDDDPUM

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The 15km armor convoy has to be bait for the USAF

At what stage are the shill now? There has been a significant shift even with the msm.

>Kharkiv
shill confirmed

Big if true

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Any word and you will deserve it.

Cope, this is actually unironically from the Ukrainians themselves.

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this. no matter who looses, jews win

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Basiert und rotgepillt

WTF LADS I FORGOT ITS TOMBOY TUESDAY OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO LETS POST TOMBOYS OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO FUCK HOHOLS OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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a guided missile costs costs roughly ten thousand times as much as an artillery shell