Predictions?
ABSOLUTE STATE OF THE UNION TONIGHT
Dominic Evans
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Aiden Wood
LAST DAY OF THE REST OF MY LIFE. I WISH I WOULDA KNOWN CUZ I'D HAVE KISSED OBAMA GOODBYE.
DIDN'T TELL HIM THAT I LOVE HIM, OR HOW MUCH I'M SCARED. I THANK KAMALA FOR ALL HER LAUGHING WHILE THE MEDIA STARED.
UNAWARE, I JUST DID WHAT I ALWAYS DO. EVERYDAY I CALL OUT PUTIN BUT I KNEW WE WERE SCREWED.
BUT WHO KNEW THIS DAY WASN'T LIKE THE REST. INSTEAD OF TAKING A REST, STARED AT A TWO YEAR OLD'S CHEST.
CALL ME BLIND BUT I DIDN'T SEE IT COMIN' EVERYBODY WAS RUNNIN BUT I COULDN'T HEAR NOTHING EXCEPT...
NUKE BLAST IT HAPPENED SO FAST DIDN'T REALLY KNOW WHY RUSSIA HAD TURNED THE CONGRESS TO GLASS.
MAYBE GOOD OL' RUSSIA WAS REACHIN' OUT FOR LOVE, OR MAYBE FOR A MOMENT THEY JUST REALLY MISSED TRUMP. OR MAYBE ONE OF PUTIN'S KIDS GOT OF ONE MY HUGS. WHATEVER IT WAS I KNOW IT'S BECAUSE...
WE ARE, WE ARE.
THE STATE OF THE UNION
WE ARE, WE ARE.
THE STATE OF THE UNION.
LITTLE SUZIE SHE WAS ONLY TWELVE SHE WAS GIVEN THE WORLD TIL' BIDEN GAVE HER A SMELL...
Jackson Hall
HIGHER GAS PRICES IS THE PRICE WE ARE WILLING TO PAY FOR URKIANE'S JEWISH PUPPETS GOVERMENT
Jacob Moore
He’s going to shart in his pants and then show the world the skid mark.
Bentley Sanchez
Rhyming without rhythm is nothing nigguuuuh
Ayden Thompson
Grandpa rivers can’t even wipe his own ass
Camden Thomas
The state of the union is divided and not strong.
Aaron Richardson
Will be short, even with drugs biden is going to struggle speaking that late into the evening. He's going to claim victory on covid and blame inflation and shifty economy on russia.
Chase Moore
Cooper Allen
Hell yeah, another PODfag
Alexander Gutierrez
SHART OF THE UNION
Jeremiah Miller
Exactly right
Jaxon Moore
wraps himself in the flag as a wartime leader, frees america from covid restrictions, money money money truck, military confrontation.
Ethan Hall
>everything is le drumpf and russia fault
>bbb
>mumbling
>walks out
Josiah Jackson
Blah blah blah sanctions, blah blah blah people unite blah blah blah covid blah blah blah vaccinate blah blah blah we prevail
Christian Johnson
Nicholas Kelly
mumbling and pants shitting
Bentley Anderson
Digits and he poops himself
Ian Sanders
Free crack pipes.
Matthew Bell
>if you don't back ukraine, you ain't american, jack
Zachary Torres
that's pretty good
Isaac Johnson
>Russia bad
>Trump bad
>Voter ID bad
>Supreme court pick good
>Takes credit for ending covid
>Inflation, open southern border, don't exist
Dominic Williams
digits and ukraine surrender before SOTU and biden shits himself audibly
Jack Lopez
>We beat COVID
>We beat Russia
>We beat unemployment
>We beat blacks
Hudson Fisher
he will get another aneurysm and soil his depends.
Xavier Green
He's going to declare his victory over COVID via the new CDC numbers.
Ryder Williams
Once the Bidenator gets done with his nappy time Putin is going to pay!
Matthew Diaz
Checked
Benjamin Harris
>Annoying applause every 2 second makes the speech twice as long.
Jose King
I figure about an hour before the Russians step up their assaults and he cancels because it isnt safe to have the majority of officials in one building.
Benjamin Flores
colbert chafes himself while jerking his micro over it