/chug/ - Comfy Happening in Ukraine General #95

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>Russian strike on Kharkov administrative building
>Russian forces attacking Mariupol
>40 mile long convoy heading towards Kiev
>Negotiations ended without peace
>Mayor of Kiev says city is surrounded, later says he "mispoke"
>Russian forces have entered the center of Kharkov - Berdyansk has fallen - Mariupol surrounded
>Large convoy of Russian troops and tanks is moving towards Kiev
>The EU have closed airspace to Russian aircraft
>Putin orders Russian nuclear deterrent forces to be on alert
>Ukrainian delegation set for peace talks with Russian delegates in Belarus
>Russian forces have met heavy resistance as they advance on Kiev
>Russian commander of 35th motor brigade has been captured by Ukrainian forces
>Chechen forces are on the ground north of Kiev
>Russian army releases first ever video of the Chernobyl nuclear plant after capturing it (files.catbox.moe/gqnn36.mp4)
>Azov Battalion has started training volunteers in Kiev
>High-rise building in Kiev hit by missile, origins unknown, both sides claim it was the other side's missile
>Melitopol has fallen under Russian hands
>Russians advancing rapidly towards Mariupol, though tanks spotted roughly 70km from it
>Civilians and the SBU (Ukrainian security forces) engaged in a gunfight last night (due to a major confusion), resulting in heavy losses
>Russia says Sweden and Finland may face military and political consequences if they attempt to join NATO
>Kalibr cruise missile exploded over Kiev in the night. Intercepted by a SAM

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youtube.com/watch?v=ujQBKpjYqfE
twitter.com/EuromaidanPress/status/1498691146276560898
statista.com/statistics/1103711/russia-food-self-sufficiency-rate-by-category/
e-mj.com/breaking-news/russias-rosatom-plans-to-launch-lithium-mines-in-siberia-arctic/
link.springer.com/article/10.1134/S1070363211060387?noAccess=true
youtube.com/watch?v=HYUoL6H7UzE
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someone bake next

>still broken youtube links after being told twice
you're a shit OP, probably doing this on purpose

List of anti-Russia propaganda we have seen thus far:
- Ukrainian father crying as he hugged his daughter was actually a pro-Russian rebel in Donbas preparing to fight Nazi Azov Battalion
- 13 Ukrainian soldiers "killed" on Snake Island actually surrendered and are alive and well
- Russian tank that ran over civilian car in Kiev was a Strela-10 Ukrainian air defense system
- Photos of Zelensky in military garb with a helmet on are from 2021 border inspection
- Video of Ukrainian MiG-29 shooting down a Russian Su-35 was a Digital Combat Simulator animation
- Russian cruise missile that blew up the side of a residential building was actually a Ukrainian air-defense missile fired by the Ukrainian military
- Viral video of Ukrainian pilot shooting down Russian jet was a screen recording from Arma 3 video game
- Viral video of Russian jet exploding over Kiev was in fact a Ukranian Su-27
- Russian supply convoy that Ukrainian military blew up was a Ukrainian convoy
- Ukrainian military lied about blowing up 56 tanks that included General Tushayev
- Russian jet bombing near residential homes appears to be a Ukrainian MiG-29 fighter targeting Russian troops
- Claims from Western-intel that Ukraine had shot down multiple IL-76 transport planes carrying paratroopers have yielded no evidence
- Ukrainian Ambassador to the UN reads fake text messages from 2ch (Russian soldiers aren't allowed cell phones in Ukraine)

translate?

ukraine bros how mch inflation is that?

What are Russia's war goals?

No
However, it makes you a combatant
So don't post le surprised pikachu face when you get shot for throwing molotovs at invading forces like the retard you are

Can we expect the Euro crashing with the dollars new week?

youtube.com/watch?v=ujQBKpjYqfE

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Yes.

whos boolin rn?

I got you, bro. Will make sure to it kyiv. Looks like you spelled it wrong.

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Putin's ratings

Most likely, buyers market incoming.

BELIZE SPEAKING

Putin's trust ratings

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Thank you for baking argie bro.

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ukrainian military neutrality and dearmament, removal of neonazi influences in the government

How we feeling Denazifiers?

>40 mile long convoy heading towards Kiev
They are queueing up to get their money from SbergBank atm.

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gold is starting to break out, all the currencies are probably fucked

Cute Katyusha

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"let your donbass refugee first cousin to live with us" they said
"it's gonna be all right" they said
what do I fuckign do wit hthis
I don't think I will make it

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THE CAT OF KIEV

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This.
Retards thinking they have civilian rights once they pick up a weapon

Does this cat look familiar to you?

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>Russia is committing war crimes and human rights abuses in Ukraine!

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hey mutt, you got the wrong thread. Outer/pol/ is two threads down

teh lulz

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Isn't the Prime Minister a Jew?

>west imposes huge sanctions on Russia
>Russia takes over Ukraine
>Ukraine people now suffered war and sanctions imposed by west since they are now Russia
That's like a double whammy

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the ugly mugs of western propaganda puppets

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WOW THEY JUST LIKE US!

updated map from the hk user

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tits

Overthrow the puppet government and install their own puppet government

>Do you trust Vladimir Putin or not?
Green - rather trust
Red - rather not trust
Gray - Not sure

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Hola gordos, cómo va?

So, I read yesterday's peace talk obviously failed. What's next? Total annexation?
How's the situation in the west, I think Lviv is way more important than Kiev...

hummina hummina

TOTALLY FUCKING BASED

twitter.com/EuromaidanPress/status/1498691146276560898

twitter.com/EuromaidanPress/status/1498691146276560898

Hit like Spetsnaz in Debaltsevo

you gotta suck on them, it's the only way

>However, it makes you a combatant
an unlawful combatant even, so no cushy geneva convention protections or anything like that

See the issue with sanctions here is that shit works against countries that have gaps in their productive ability in some critical sector. Great example is Iran, sure it has oil and minerals but its ability to produce enough food is limited by climate, thus sanctions hurt the nation and the citizen because now they must pay more for foodstuffs or cannot access certain items. In terms of food production lets see how Russia does.
statista.com/statistics/1103711/russia-food-self-sufficiency-rate-by-category/
Russia is self sufficient by a factor of 600% in terms of domestic food production. You cannot starve them it seems. What about energy production? No they export oil and gas and certainly have enough for themselves. What about minerals and necessary materials for a modern economy?
Lithium
e-mj.com/breaking-news/russias-rosatom-plans-to-launch-lithium-mines-in-siberia-arctic/
Titanium (the stuff we had to covertly buy from them to build the SR-71)
link.springer.com/article/10.1134/S1070363211060387?noAccess=true
They have nickel mines and with that platinum group metals.
So in terms of what the world offers Russia, Russia does not need the rest of the world, in most categories they are a net exporter and for finished good like semiconductors they can look the Chinese. So you hurt that export economy sure, and the average Russian might need to take a dole as export facing work dries up, but Russia can produce everything it requires to run by itself. Sanctions for Russia are like grounding an introverted kid in his room with his computer. Completely ineffective and everyone that's playing this game knows it.

Do it, Клeтyc.

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I could have sworn this was porn. Like a strange, plastic wrapped ass, kind of porn.

I was right.

Morning frens, how’s it going today?

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Considering EU's announcement on "energy independence" it's likely.

so they already lost then

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>what do I fuckign do wit hthis
Fuck her right in the pussy.

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Chairman of the National Security and Defense Council of Ukraine Danilov says that Ukraine may launch a preventive missile strike on Belarus, "If necessary, if a decision is made by the commander-in-chief to do so, it will be done". He said this on the TV channel "Ukraina 24"

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yes, and so is the billionaire who is funding their neonazi militia. a sorry mess of a government, isn't it?

>Civilians and the SBU (Ukrainian security forces) engaged in a gunfight last night (due to a major confusion), resulting in heavy losses
Would put a lot of money down on the bet that this is the majority of “Russian” casualties.

Good one. Nice keked.

ummm actually sweatty...

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