Can I join the Russian army?
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All flights canceld. But you can try to suck my dick faggot.
You're not based enough Nigel. It's the gulag for you.
>Can I join the Russian army?
They don't take autistics, user.
The seeth is unreal
Da start walking babe-comrade
It's 6pm in the Ukraine,Time for your mission briefing!
Your mission in the Ukraine is simple. Allied forces seek to challenge Soviet air supremacy. Right in our faces they build MiG prototypes of their own. They test their new air fuel bomb. They test their Coronasphere. The гoвнa grow bold, there's got to be a settling of the score. Destroy the prototypes but take the Coronasphere. Purge the Ukraine of the Allied presence and the bastard behind the threat. Assassinate General Stavros, the Greek commander. Дo cвидaния,
That is all.
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I want to join the Russian Army too!
There is a way, but it's not guaranteed, tell them you want to fight for Ukraine you can probably get a free ride.
Once you're, there try to move over to the Russian held territory, tell them you want to join them.
If you want to safer for the option, you can always go to Belarus from Poland to join up with the Russians there
Helo ser
He could get through China
they arent desperate enough to start hiring foreign mercenaries. unlike the ukies
its the poolag for you
True best way we can help Russia is monitoring their Telegrams, Discords, Reddit and other shit and forward useful information to them
If I was the russian army and I had some fat fucking neckbeard walking up to me asking to join I'd kill him on sight. Holy fuck how stupid do you think they are? Like they will just let potential spies and saboteurs into their ranks if they ask nicely?
First thing they would do is ship your ass off to go "train" with the chechen HOMO rape gang kek.
No, you dont have a loicense for that
You will end up sucking paki cock in prison if you keep posting this, dont be retarded
don't like peace?
Can I donate to Iran's nuclear program?
or dubai
the UAE does not cockblock them
you probably could, if you weren't such a massive fag.
Well I have a legitimate reason because I'm a Kurdish Alawite and Russia did help us in Syria and during the USSR Kurdistan actually existed briefly
Yeah, go die for a multikulti country that subverts white, Western countries and has been doing so since before the Cold War.
Weirdly enough yes, The french foreign legion and the Russian army are the two only armies i know off to not have a citizenship requirement, but contrary to the legion the russian army doesn't take illiterate niggers, you need to speak Russian since it's originally meant for overseas Russians as a path for them to get Russian citizenship
I hear the VDV is hiring
>Stavros
Watch out for his personal bodyguard, pic related
No.
you can but you need to speak russian
No cos you're a massive faggot and contrarian.
I too want to join the Russian army, only to shoot Redditor trannies and Twitter niggers. I'll spare Ukranian lives as much as I can.
Me and my new Russian friends on the way to Kiev.
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What the fuck are you doing with that flag then retard?
Also the point stands, in your tiny mind do you think they like to just welcome in potential spies and saboteurs kek? Do you think this is a Hollywood hebrew picture show?