/uhg/ - Ukraine Happening General #545

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>Russian strike on Kharkiv administrative building
>Russian forces attacking Mairupol
>40 mile long convoy heading towards Kyiev
>Peace talks ended, no agreement reached
>Zelensky says Belarus leader assured him that missiles, warplanes and helicopters won’t fly to Ukraine from his territory
>Putin orders Russian nuclear deterrent forces to be on alert
>Ukraine successfully repelled an attack on Kharkiv
>Russian forces have met heavy resistance as they advance on Kyiev
>Russian Forces are pushing into Sumy.
>Gypsies stole a Russian tank
>Massive explosion seen and heard in Kyiev.
>Russian army releases first ever video of the Chernobyl nuclear plant after capturing it (t.me/intelslava/20722)
>Azov Battalion has started training volunteers in Kyiev
>High-rise building in Kyiev hit by missile, origins unknown, both sides claim it was the other side's missile
>Melitopol has fallen under Russian hands
>Russians forces are in the outskirts of Mariupol.
>Civilians and the SBU (Ukrainian security forces) engaged in a gunfight last night (due to a major confusion), resulting in heavy losses
>Seven civilians died in a day in the LPR and DPR from shelling by Ukrainian security forces, LPR authorities report
>There are reports of more convoy of armoured vehicles are headed towards Kyiev
>Russia says Sweden and Finland may face military and political consequences if they attempt to join NATO
>Russian troops already in Kyiev's outskirts (~10km), entire city expected to become a warzone within days
>Kalibr cruise missile exploded over Kyiev in the night. Intercepted by a SAM
>10,000 AKs given out to citizens of Kyiev
>Russian websites are currently being cyber attacked
>Japanese cargo ship hit with a missile from the Ukrainian side
>Chernobyl nuclear plant under Russian control

liveuamap.com/
Multicam stream: youtu.be/iZebYm-nenY

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u.smutty.horse/mfxtniawvau.MP4
twitter.com/NSFWRedditVideo

Kiev is gonna fall in 2 days, mark my words

It took longer for Kherson to fall. Kyiv is gonna take at least a month to conquer.

Rolling

death to hohols

BEST UKRAINE COVERAGE LIVE

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2 more weeks

Hale Putler! Savior of the white race!

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>death to hohols

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Official thread's theme - Ukrainian Hell March:
youtube.com/watch?v=5nkgfoaI_rI

1 day if muskasz do what thes usualy do
push in like a motherfucker with a big thrust

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>shelling the shill tower
neat

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>Large numbers of Western volunteers
>Millions of people stuck in a dead end job or permanently on gibs
>Millions of people falling for the college meme and being left with unpayable debt and useless qualifications
>Housing market unaffordable for anyone who isn't a boomer
>Currencies keep getting devalued, making savings less viable
>You must not kill yourself because.... LE LIFE!

Do you recon the Westerners who are going aren't going to fight, but to die without having to ACK?

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I wonder how the russia-is-a-laughing-stock will react when, once the kids gloves comes off, Ukraine will fall like a house of cards.

UKR live is down. Nothing of value was lost. Stupid Putin

Roll for your friendship bracelet in these trying times.

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OP check'd
All digits in this thread will come true.

Why are niggers at the UN so fucking insufferable

> inb4 all of them are

Is he okay?

you are mentally ill

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when do you think that's going to happen? about two more weeks or so?

Ukraine is a pretty war torn place. Way more than 100 wars since 830. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_wars_involving_Ukrain

Hail!

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Hahaha, Yeah dude. Hardcore!

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don't you think that Zelensky is giving a fuck about the life of the kittens?

>shit on my chest

because I am not against the narco-judeo-communist-nazis?

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I can feel it, tonights the night of the fireworks guys hope you have crisps and chocolate ready for a comfy night/

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u.smutty.horse/mfxtniawvau.MP4
I've been telling you the exact same things since the very beginning.
Slovenia and Slovakia bros, if you have your flags, make the coat of arms more visible to avoid misunderstandings.

Lukashenko confirmed gamer revealing the invasion map without censorship

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>I love munkey

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no because you support
narco-judeo-lefty-nazis

pynyas Personal cocksucker

rolling is against the rules

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SFOD-D (CAG) just seized "suitcase" nuke outside of Washington DC (Alexandria).

Rollin

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Jesus christ.

I wonder if the regions are just for military purposes or if their is an idea to partition Ukraine

He seems more like a dog person desu

Wikipedia page on the city battles and said victors

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>Redditors being beheaded by Chechens
>Brownies and blackies being incinerated by thermobaric rockets
>LGBT being gunned down by snipers and machine guns
>Zero protections due to being unlawful combatants and Russia has already warned they will be killed on sight.

This is great news.

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Status of Russian cope.

>Lol, this war will be over in 2 days. Rossiya stronk!
>It's only been 2 days, of course they haven't taken over the country yet.
>It hasn't even been a week, invasions take time.
You are here
>It's only been a week, they'll take Kiev soon.
>It's only been two weeks. In two more weeks they'll be in Lvov.
>It's just a month, you'll see, we'll win soon.
>T-two months isn't that long for a war of this size.
>E-even though Russia is retreating, they won a strategic victory.
>Ukraine's not going to retake the Donbass
>Ukraine's not going to retake Crimea
>Putin's not going to be couped
>Russia's not going to be occupied
>Russia's not going to be balkanised

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>advising civilians to evacuate and informing tham that strikes will be limited to military targets
>RUSSIA THREATENS

Western war propaganda is actually a meme. And this is the relatively restrained stuff, they actually bother twisting the truth instead of just blad-faced lies.

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>creating a massive caravan here is vital to our success

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*sigh*
Here we go

It took the Nazi to occupy Poland in 1 month. Looks like I still have to do my home work before ww3 starts

Russia humiliated themselves by being slowed by a literal who state. They'll win, but the land and/or puppet they get in the process won't be worth as much as the humiliation they are suffering. The world now knows not to fear him and that a NATO alliance might actually work against him.

>u.smutty.horse/mfxtniawvau.MP4

lmao, Slovenia anons should use this video as a response to retards.

actual big brain play

>shitposting still
I'm glad my country is spurring you retards towards your own death.
Never liked you fuckin retards. You charge wild prices for your shitty meat, and get blasted when I mention it's shitty.
Fuck you.

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let me see now

kek