BREAKING NEWS:

IN A SHOCKING PRESS RELEASE, PUTIN ANNOUNCES THAT A NUCLEAR FIRST STRIKE ON NATO IS BECOME INCREASINGLY LIKELY

CLAIMS THAT FURTHER NATO MOVEMENTS WILL MAKE DOING SO A NECESSITY FOR RUSSIAN SURVIVAL. URGES RUSSIANS TO PREPARE.

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But I haven't even finished Elden Ring!!

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Ivans about to collectivly suicide finally

>mutt can't link

LEETSS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

link you faggot

A SHOCKING PRESS RELEASE JUST FLEW OVER MY HOVEL

link?

It's just a souls game bro

I didn't find anything about this on google

Retard you realize youre dying first right

The west have high population density, and high urbanization, so less nukes are needed to kill more people. Russia has low population density, needing 10x the nukes to do the job.

To add to that, they have more nukes overall. More than the rest of the world combined, including China.

I LIKE souls games, BRO

I want to believe but i know nukes arent real.
Get ready for dresden 2.0

shhh don't tell the cityfags

the sign is a subtle joke

Where's the Lamb Sauce you Histrionic Idiot Sandwich!?

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I'm fucking enjoying it
didn't know how the horse was gonna turn out with souls handling, but god damn they did a fantastic job! those japs can sure make a cracking good game, not unlike all and every (((AAA))) game dev globohomo corps

Seething globohomo cries out in pain as it lies to you.

Show proof dumbass

Keep me posted

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taking my time with it. only 5 hours in and it's pretty damn comfy. feels like a refined souls gayme. Live to gayme.

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Don't worry, leaf. There are enough nukes to go around. All the major population centers for Russia are in the west anyway, it won't take long.

fpbp

HOLY SHIT THE PRIME MINISTER OF SIERRA LEONE CALLED ME AND TOLD ME THAT PUTIN WILL DROP TSAR BOMBA 2 IN CENTRAL EUROPE IN 10 MINUTES

I dont want to go to work tomorrow can someone drop a nuke or declare war or something

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>TSAR BOMBA
>2
fucking kek

Try harder! Time is almost out!

Sauce?

Sauce
>trust me bro

It's such a boring game.

Digits are on your side, but where's the sauce?

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you have 24hours and 3minutes

WHAT'S TAKING SO LONG YOU LAZY FUCK

what press release? show video faggot

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We actually memed a nuke war. Nothing is beyond our blast radius. Checkem

ITT: larping children

HOLY SHIT A FIRST STRIKE JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE

k, wake me up when the manlet actually does it

careful guys

You’re a faggot

>Russia wants nato to back off.
>they dont
>Russia attacks ukrain over this
>Nato still dosent back off
>Nukes it is then

Buy a generator and play offline mode.

Oh dude 4 str 4 stam leather belt

Putin already crossed the line. There is nothing Putin can do to save himself or Russia. Russians in Moscow are about to experience what it was like to be in Baghdad during the Battle of Sock and Awe.

>no source

>Europe destroyed

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>HOLY SHIT THE PRIME MINISTER OF SIERRA LEONE CALLED ME AND TOLD ME THAT PUTIN WILL DROP TSAR BOMBA 2 IN CENTRAL EUROPE IN 10 MINUTES
Based. I USED TO GO FISHING WITH Jacob Jusu Saffa

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Based

I mean elden ring is great.
Nuclear war imminent is way more interesting thou

Witnessed

If you played the first Dark souls, you played them all.

Finger, but hole

HOLY SHIT! Putin just called me and told me nukes ain't real!

Don’t worry, you’ll get a live action fallout soon

Most of Russia's population is more concentrated in the West, especially compared to the US and Canada. Decrantralization of industry and sprawl in the US actively make it harder to nuke

A nuclear bomb just

Uhoh double checked

Bros it’s gonna happen.

THIS IS WHAT REDDIT KEKOLDS ARE VOLUNTEERING TO DEFEND UKRAINE FOR

VLADIMIR PUTIN, KGB CHAD, JUST NUKE THIS FUCKING COUNTRY AND GET IT OVER WITH. WE ALL DIE ANY WAY

NUCLEAR ARMAGEDDON IS THE ONLY WAY TO PURIFIY THIS GODLESS WORLD

FUCKING DEPLOY THOSE NUKES PUTIN

DO IT TODAY!

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faggot game for faggot gamers
get a job

Picking any side is not the Any Forums way.autistic frens we are

I would take it personally if Russia nuked Japan
those japs made a great game, leave em alone!

>Y-you better listen to me and do everything I say or I nukes

Can't wait until this faggot is hung

Fort,
Night