IN A SHOCKING PRESS RELEASE, PUTIN ANNOUNCES THAT A NUCLEAR FIRST STRIKE ON NATO IS BECOME INCREASINGLY LIKELY
CLAIMS THAT FURTHER NATO MOVEMENTS WILL MAKE DOING SO A NECESSITY FOR RUSSIAN SURVIVAL. URGES RUSSIANS TO PREPARE.
BREAKING NEWS:
But I haven't even finished Elden Ring!!
Ivans about to collectivly suicide finally
>mutt can't link
LEETSS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
link you faggot
A SHOCKING PRESS RELEASE JUST FLEW OVER MY HOVEL
link?
It's just a souls game bro
I didn't find anything about this on google
Retard you realize youre dying first right
The west have high population density, and high urbanization, so less nukes are needed to kill more people. Russia has low population density, needing 10x the nukes to do the job.
To add to that, they have more nukes overall. More than the rest of the world combined, including China.
I LIKE souls games, BRO
I want to believe but i know nukes arent real.
Get ready for dresden 2.0
shhh don't tell the cityfags
the sign is a subtle joke
Where's the Lamb Sauce you Histrionic Idiot Sandwich!?
I'm fucking enjoying it
didn't know how the horse was gonna turn out with souls handling, but god damn they did a fantastic job! those japs can sure make a cracking good game, not unlike all and every (((AAA))) game dev globohomo corps
Seething globohomo cries out in pain as it lies to you.
Show proof dumbass
Keep me posted
taking my time with it. only 5 hours in and it's pretty damn comfy. feels like a refined souls gayme. Live to gayme.
Don't worry, leaf. There are enough nukes to go around. All the major population centers for Russia are in the west anyway, it won't take long.
fpbp
HOLY SHIT THE PRIME MINISTER OF SIERRA LEONE CALLED ME AND TOLD ME THAT PUTIN WILL DROP TSAR BOMBA 2 IN CENTRAL EUROPE IN 10 MINUTES
I dont want to go to work tomorrow can someone drop a nuke or declare war or something
>TSAR BOMBA
>2
fucking kek
Try harder! Time is almost out!
Sauce?
Sauce
>trust me bro
It's such a boring game.
Digits are on your side, but where's the sauce?
you have 24hours and 3minutes
WHAT'S TAKING SO LONG YOU LAZY FUCK
what press release? show video faggot
We actually memed a nuke war. Nothing is beyond our blast radius. Checkem
ITT: larping children
HOLY SHIT A FIRST STRIKE JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE
k, wake me up when the manlet actually does it
careful guys
You’re a faggot
>Russia wants nato to back off.
>they dont
>Russia attacks ukrain over this
>Nato still dosent back off
>Nukes it is then
Buy a generator and play offline mode.
Oh dude 4 str 4 stam leather belt
Putin already crossed the line. There is nothing Putin can do to save himself or Russia. Russians in Moscow are about to experience what it was like to be in Baghdad during the Battle of Sock and Awe.
>no source
>Europe destroyed
>HOLY SHIT THE PRIME MINISTER OF SIERRA LEONE CALLED ME AND TOLD ME THAT PUTIN WILL DROP TSAR BOMBA 2 IN CENTRAL EUROPE IN 10 MINUTES
Based. I USED TO GO FISHING WITH Jacob Jusu Saffa
Based
I mean elden ring is great.
Nuclear war imminent is way more interesting thou
Witnessed
If you played the first Dark souls, you played them all.
Finger, but hole
HOLY SHIT! Putin just called me and told me nukes ain't real!
Don’t worry, you’ll get a live action fallout soon
Most of Russia's population is more concentrated in the West, especially compared to the US and Canada. Decrantralization of industry and sprawl in the US actively make it harder to nuke
A nuclear bomb just
Uhoh double checked
Bros it’s gonna happen.
THIS IS WHAT REDDIT KEKOLDS ARE VOLUNTEERING TO DEFEND UKRAINE FOR
VLADIMIR PUTIN, KGB CHAD, JUST NUKE THIS FUCKING COUNTRY AND GET IT OVER WITH. WE ALL DIE ANY WAY
NUCLEAR ARMAGEDDON IS THE ONLY WAY TO PURIFIY THIS GODLESS WORLD
FUCKING DEPLOY THOSE NUKES PUTIN
DO IT TODAY!
faggot game for faggot gamers
get a job
Picking any side is not the Any Forums way.autistic frens we are
I would take it personally if Russia nuked Japan
those japs made a great game, leave em alone!
>Y-you better listen to me and do everything I say or I nukes
Can't wait until this faggot is hung
Fort,
Night