BUY THE DIP - invest in Russia

ANY FOREIGNER IS ALLOWED TO BUY AND OWN RUSSIAN RESIDENTIAL PROPERTY
Russian land and property is CHEAP AS FUCK RIGHT NOW.
Invest in Russia. Buy the dip.

Ever wanted to own a comfy old house with some surrounding land in a bumfuck nowhere village to tinker with and raise a family in?
Now's your chance.
Everything is getting cheap as fuck in Russia, in other words, you're getting richer in Russia.

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how the fuck do I do this????? QRD??????

forex.
if you don't know how by now, it's not for you. unironically. Something your "speed" is probably stonks.

How much bitcoin is Kamchatka going for?

Your best bet is to go to russia and find a real estate agent to avoid any kind of scam.
There's also websites.
en.arkadia.com/for-sale/russia-g643/?property_types.2=1&total_sale_price_max=10000

Or even easier - buy Russian stocks. Their banking sector is down by nearly 90% in the past 2 weeks.

> Your best bet is to go to russia
lol

>ANY FOREIGNER IS ALLOWED TO BUY AND OWN RUSSIAN RESIDENTIAL PROPERTY
Biggest mistake of all time. Putin should ban this ASAP.
It allows globokikes to get a foothold in the russian food industry by buying farmland.
t. living in a country where 70% of the landmass is owned by foreigners.

Which dip exactly?

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RESIDENTIAL PROPERTY is not farmland.
There are restrictions on farmland.

Lmao

that’s the point, it’s another real estate grab by kikes, they will literally own the entirre world and kill every white woman man and child to get it

crypto, not banks

>en.arkadia.com/for-sale/russia-g643/?property_types.2=1&total_sale_price_max=10000
not bad.. do they get any snow?

>Ever wanted to own a comfy old house with some surrounding land in a bumfuck nowhere village to tinker with and raise a family in?
oh yeah having neighbors like pic related sounds real comfy
Why would I move to a shithole country to live in the middle of bumfuck nowhere when I can buy land in the middle of bumfuck nowhere in my own country and not have to deal with subhuman russians.

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>come on throw money in russia!
No. Only a literal dumb shit would put money into russia.
It will all get seized.

If he gets the port he wins, just nuke a bunch of empty space somewhere that'll scare em. Also it's the only source of oil for Europe and I'm going to be very mad if the US exports enough oil to make it more expensive for me either way.

no

this isn't good

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It is.

We sure showed China who's boss

>He thinks knowing about FOREX makes him a genius
You're a fucking fag

Crypto is rocketing, Russian markets can't even open up.

>Internet friends of Russia please do the needful for the savior of the white race and don I mean buy the dip and slurp the rubla, it will save us and will make you rich once we defeat evil west.

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This is what your actual neighbors look like

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Imagine being such a bunch of faggots that a bunch of low iq nations go to war for idealistic reasons and Ukraine just let's it's volunteers and mercenaries die so that other American vassals can parasitize their only export, oil.

Time to claim gas I guess

LMAO nope! I bet you're trying to get suckers on Any Forums so you can offload all the worthless rubles you bought KEK!

why would I invest in a country run by criminals who steal anything of value for themselves.

Im just saying, Europe does not even in the slightest want to force Russia into war. They should fire their aristocracy for such a foolish wager. Just have them defend the ports. You don't start a land war with russia. Theyre trying to garner pity points and to survive off more expensive oil until they call uncle and get Russia to lower their costs for goods.

Should I?

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>buying house in a place that will get nuked in...
nice try vlad

Unless they abandon their currency and use some chinkshit in their own reset.

Then why do you live in a country run by criminals who steal anything of value for themselves?

You can't. They're called "sanctions".

no thanks alfa bank

Gonna get me a nice dacha outside Novosibirsk

>Russians begging me to buy their worthless bags

Sorry but i only buy $DOBO

>nuking bumfuck nowhere village
yeah, priorities. nuke user first amirite

>invest in Russia
Can I buy 2 docens of waifus? I could need a babushka too for reasons

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DO NOT BUY IT.
This is third major crash caused by war. And they never recovered from the previous ones.

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Tim pool got arrested by Russia in Ukraine…

How do i invest into Russian real estate? And start a family of 12 children ready for war?

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