/chug/ - Comfy Happening in Ukraine General #91

Let's be clear. No pro-Ukrainian posts are allowed in this thread. No ukie shills. If you don't support Putin fighting globohomo you are a kike.

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>Russian strike on Kharkiv administrative building
>Russian forces attacking Mairupol
>40 mile long convoy heading towards Kyiev
>Negotiations ended without peace
>Belarus preparing to send soldiers into Ukraine
>Mayor of Kiev says city is surrounded, later says he "mispoke"
>Russian forces have entered the center of Kharkov - Berdyansk has fallen - Mariupol surrounded
>Large convoy of Russian troops and tanks is moving towards Kiev
>The EU have closed airspace to Russian aircraft
>Putin orders Russian nuclear deterrent forces to be on alert
>Ukrainian delegation set for peace talks with Russian delegates in Belarus
>Chechen forces are on the ground north of Kiev
>Russian army releases first ever video of the Chernobyl nuclear plant after capturing it (files.catbox.moe/gqnn36.mp4)
>Azov Battalion has started training volunteers in Kiev
>High-rise building in Kiev hit by missile, origins unknown, both sides claim it was the other side's missile
>Melitopol has fallen under Russian hands
>Russians advancing rapidly towards Mariupol, tanks spotted roughly 70km from it
>Civilians and the SBU (Ukrainian security forces) engaged in a gunfight last night (due to a major confusion), resulting in heavy losses
>Russia says Sweden and Finland may face military and political consequences if they attempt to join NATO
>Kalibr cruise missile exploded over Kiev in the night. Intercepted by a SAM

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ATTENTION UKRAINIANS
YOUR MEDIA IS LYING TO YOU
YOU ARE NOT BEING INVADED
PUTIN IS DESTROYING BIOWEAPON FACILITIES IN YOUR COUNTRY THAT YOUR CORRUPT POLITICIANS ALLOWED THE CABAL TO BUILD
BY FIGHTING RUSSAINS, YOU ARE SACRIFICING YOURSELVES FOR THE CABAL
LET THE RUSSAIN MILITARY DO THEIR JOB

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Death to russia (lower case on purpose)

Laughingstock of the world.
Congratulations

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Someone redpill me on the end game from a Russian perspective.
Full annexation?

>Poland decides not to join NATO
Finally some sensible action in this war.

the new russian empire

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>Someone redpill me on the end game from a Russian perspective.
No, guaranteed Neutrality, recognition of DNR and LPR.

Air defense shot down a Ukrainian missile in my city today, ukrbro we don't agree for this

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Fucking pedos. How could anyone get off to the idea of removing a little girl's clothes and licking her tiny body all over, nibbling her neck and kissing her adorable little nipples? Only a heartless monster would think about her cute girlish mouth and tongue wrapped around a thick cock slick with her saliva, pumping in and out of her mouth until it erupts, the cum more than her little throat can swallow.

The idea of thick viscous semen overflowing, dribbling down her chin over her flat chest, her tiny hands scooping it all up and watching her suck it off her fingertips is just horrible. You're all a bunch of sick perverts, thinking of spreading her smooth slender thighs, cock poised at the entrance to her pure, tight, virginal pussy, and thrusting in deep as a whimper escapes her lips which are slippery with cum, while her small body shudders from having her cherry taken in one quick stroke.
I am disgusted at how you'd get even more excited as you lean over her, listening to her quickening breath, her girlish moans and gasps while you hasten your strokes, her sweet pants warm and moist on your face and her flat chest, shiny with a sheen of fresh sweat, rising and falling rapidly to meet yours.

It is truly nasty how you'd run your hands all over her tiny body while you violate her, feeling her nipples hardening against your tongue as you lick her chest, her neck and her armpits, savoring the scent of her skin and sweat while she trembles from the stimulation and as she reaches her climax, hearing her cry out softly as she has her first orgasm while that cock is buried impossibly deep inside her, pulsing violently as an intense amount of hot cum spurts forth and floods through her freshly-deflowered pussy for the first time, filling her womb only to spill out of her with a sickening squelch. And as you lie atop her flushed body, she sighs breathlessly and her fingers dig into your back as she feels your cock hardening inside her again. You're all sick.

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Zelensky is a deceitful ngger

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Any chance of a lot of action today?

Welcome aboard to COPE HAPPENING IN UKRAINE GENERAL /chug/!

SUMMARY:

In first 6 days, Putin:

LOST: economy, reputation, all allies in Europe, thousands of innocent young Russians, access to airspace in all civilized world, future of Russia

WON: N O T H I N G
N O
T H I N G

WHAT DOES IT MEAN?

Putin hoped to change Ukrainian regime in 3-4 days.
Instead, he stuck a finger in a meat grinder! It's now 6 (six) days of VIOLENT WAR with no end in sight!

SIX DAYS

Guess what?
All that's left for Putin is... impotent dick-wagging with nukes.
He's also begging Alexander Lukashenka for help!
He's hiding in a bunker like a little baby!

Desperate, weak and pathetic.

GET INSIDE THE FRENMOBILE AND POST YOUR BEST COPE!

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Cute Katyusha and Nonna from GuP

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>work day starts in the eastern United States
>memeflag posts with godawful mspaint edits start showing up

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by the russian laws a carttonish depiction of a minor is still CP
I'm probably already on the list of traitors simply because I post here
the last thing I need is to be on the child molesters list as well

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>Let's be clear. No pro-Ukrainian posts are allowed in this thread. No ukie shills. If you don't support Putin fighting globohomo you are a kike.
I think OP is bad actor tbqh

My dad works in the agriculture industry (our main exports), last night he told me that prices are going up too fast and countries are desperate to buy any stock. The government may try too priority only a few countries since they can't keep up with demand, meaning that the global food crisis it's gonna get worse.

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ROOTIN FOR POOTIN

you're country is next, dirty pollack.

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you have iron dome?

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Almost all anti-Russia posts are seething shills and occasional leftists trying to control the narrative now that normalfags are here. Organic posters understand Putin not wanting to end up like Gaddafi (America can rage as many wars as they want without sanctions) but wanting some cushion around the heart of Russia when faced with an anti-white globalist power grab and U.S. bases and nuclear weapons all around their border as part of NATO's nuclear sharing policy. Organic posters distrust America and NATO countries for meddling, threatening Russia with military actions (Adam Schiff just suggested going to war with Russia) and committing billions worth of assistance to Jew-led Ukraine, which doesn't only remind one of WWII but also prolongs the bloodshed and provokes nuclear warfare.

1) Globalists are pouring millions of "dark money" dollars into propaganda through social media, commonly employed by information ministries, specialized military units and political operatives to shape the flow of information. Notorious "Russian trolls" are nothing compared to the cyberwafare budget of the entire Western Hemisphere. Check Table 3 for a tiny glimpse:
governance40.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/11/Troops-Trolls-and-Troublemakers.pdf

2) Shills always plagued Any Forums, be it perfidious propaganda or slide threads with topics ranging from suggestive suicidal ideation to framing Any Forums as incels with anti-women threads, but notice how these threads came to a halt the second Russia's invasion became imminent:
archive.4plebs.org/pol/search/text/"allowed on the internet"/type/op/start/2022-01-01/end/2022-02-28/
Anti-Russia shills are anti-white:
archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/363861616
Pro-Russia sentiment gets deleted:
archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/363306133

From ad hoc breakdowns we know that Any Forums has 100-200 slide threads at any given time without a "happening" (go-to flags: Slavic, Nordic, Netherlands, Canada, Australia).

And price for it: atleast -50% of GDP, collapse of ruble, africa tier countr (South Africa is allready much richer cunt)

what's comfy about 6 thousand dead russian soldiers?

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THE OFFICIAL STATEMENT FROM VLADIMIR PUTIN:
Putin: Katuysha-chan, it's not Kyev, It's Kill'em

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Ukraine being neutral was the pre-2014 goal.
Donbass being independent is just probably an absolute minimum baseline too, it's not impossible that they'll basically just gobble up the entire Russian-speaking portions of the east at this point and connect Crimea by land.

Full occupation very unlikely as long as Ukraine just accepts being neutral and disarmed.

If this shit goes on though the Ukrainians are probably going to have their entire country ruined too, doubt the Russians want to bother footing the bill for that.

kharkiv still not captured and it's like 15 kilometers from Russia border
vlape can't even pick a hair from his own ass

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you don't stand a single chance

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fuck off teddy bear, I hope ukraine wins

Now I unironically hope they go after Pooland after they are done with the Hohols

YOUR TEARS GYPSY

I thought it was 6 million? According to reliable sources, Zelenskyy is leading the siege of Moscow right now

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You forgot to put Israel on the right, too.

i hope so !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! because then Germany will intervene militarily, and lot of Germs will die

HAHAHAHAHAHA
HE FOUND OUT /CHUG/

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