I’ll take shit that never happened for 200

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>they're doing it again

An american seeing his knees
Gottem

>and nobody even clapped

This is exactly the type of thing they tell you not to do. They just want money not random shit you think they need. Why not just send them 10 year old canned food while you're at it.

Matched her purchase?

As in, he bought the same number of tampons for himself?

test

>included the hastag for maximum exposure
>boasting online about something that never happened
why are they like this?

She literally ended it with an "then everybody clapped" emoji. I loathe Twitter. Wish somebody would bomb it.20nj8

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Amne frank new diary

THIS TIME IM RUSSIAN

If Satan declared war on Twitter, I'd support satan, because twitter is the Greater Satan

>wrote "to Ukraine" in sharpie on box
>threw it at my mail carrier
>i'm helping

Yeah, I'm sure those tampons will reach the Ukraine. They'll probably send an airplane and airdrop them over Kharkiv. Ukrainian women will dance for joy as hygiene products rain from the heavens, thus ending the great Menstrual Crisis of 2022. And isn't that what really matters? What's more important than a convenient way to handle periods that doesn't involve having to (ew!) rewash a rag?

ZE WOMEN ARE BLEEDING
WE URGENTLY NEED TAMPONS

lmao

>I bought 5 boxes of tampons at the supermarket and the cashier eye'd my purchase and said "that's a lot of cunt plugs" So I banesaid "for you" and he was so shocked he never talked to me again, then I went home and dipped them all in paraffin wax.
>then the girlfriend went online and got me 50 boxes for nothing and called me an idiot for paying for them.

true story Any Forums

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Should I recall my anthrax package?

Tampons for the reddit pussies heading to ukraine

HAHAHAHAHAHHA

She's lying, her cunt has been so worn out from years of being a cock sleeve that she needs to stuff in 10 at a time to stop them from dropping out #ukraine

Is this the normie version of the Whole Foods silver copypasta?

God I fucking hate women so much.

how does she have 81k likes I barely even understand what the fuck she's saying, is she saying she bought those tampons to send over to Ukraine and the guy serving her decided to buy just as many tampons to ship over to Ukraine? Who are they even sending the tampons to?

Yes, according to her. Women don't think how stupid their shit sounds, they just want attention.

stunning and brave

Zelinsky

>What's more important than a convenient way to handle periods that doesn't involve having to (ew!) rewash a rag?
seriously, wtf. women would rather stick a toxic plastic loofa up their snatches and rot from the inside than give up on getting everything they want for a week.

British "English" is so embarrassing.

A man goes to his doctor. The doctor gives him a prescription for a weeks supply of suppositories. The man comes back a week later.
“Doctor, my symptoms aren’t getting any better.” the man says.
“Well, have you been taking the suppositories?” The doctor asks.
The man is offended and answers, “Of course I have! What do you think I’m doing, shoving em’ up my ass!?”

Do they use em to plug random bullet holes?

And that chemist's name? Albert Einstein.

I think someone should release Magnum brand tampons as a joke.