What is the quickest and most painless way to suicide?

Just in case. I don't wanna suffer from radiation poisoning

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we suffer from radiation poisoning anyways thanks to new totally safe and effective cell tower technology! just wait to get nuked

Fentanyl

masturbate til your heart stops

Unironically, I have no idea why we don’t use this shit for executions. It’s clearly heap and plentiful and can do the job fantastically

Fentanyl

I heard a whole bottle of aspirin does the truck.

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My ex's stepfather's mother found out she had terminal cancer and killed herself by taking all these tablets. She was a medical doctor though and knew the exact dosage to take in order for it to be a painless death . Please don't kill yourself lad . Life is short enough as it is. Just ride it out

exit bag. if you want high success rate a gun is probably the best though

Shotgun to the head

I'm sure if the time comes user you will figure something out.

But nukes aren't going to happen.

and seriously dont try killing yourself with drugs. it's a long and painful process and it's not even guaranteed to work

rape ur mom, im pretty sure you'll figure it out after

shotgun or helium hood

helium, but you only die once..a brutal and painful death is the best death. what kind of faggot wants to die without a fight in their sleep? scoop up handful of radiated dirt and eat it out of spite.

Pick up a gun and die like a man, sweety.

>But I don't want to suffer!

Stop being a fucking weakling coward, sweety.

if you're white, charge a government thug with a Zweihänder. you'll get to go out in a blaze of glory and meet your warrior ancestors in Valhalla.

they don't allow animals in the halls

I mistakenly did fent laced coke and I'm not sure how I didn't die. It was probably the nastiest most dissociative high I've ever experienced and I could feel myself nodding off into death territory. 0/10 would not recommend

Fuck this sentiment. If he wants to go out on his own terms, then he should have that right. Keep the "don't kill yourself" mantra for your friends and family

what would you recommend then

carbon monoxide poisoning while you're asleep.
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That's the problem, it's too cheap.

You don't understand how government contracts work.

Fentanyl

Well just remember Nagasaki and Hiroshima were nuked and some of the people that got hit lived there until 90 and 80 years old without any trouble. Others didn't. So you never know. Don't give up even if you get nuked. Make popcorn instead. It will have popped itself. :)

I looked it up and apparently it isn't an easy death.

You can go in hot bath and cut yourself there. You don't feel much pain and death comes quickly while you run out of blood.

Drug overdose, I suggest taking advantage of the free government provided crack pipes

Don't be a pussy. Embrace the suffering. After all, it won't be lasting very long.

Lsd

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Jokes on you they get paid more to revive you and keep you consooming.

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gunshot to the brainstem with a decent caliber weapon

You could watch Cop And A Half.

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enter a white neighbourhood, assuming you can find one, and merely utter the 'C' word unfer your bteath

Heroin injected straight into the jugular and or penis

Better to force feed it to your enemies first. If you know you're going out take a bad guy with you.

He said painless

Shotgun to the head as long as you do it right.

Go to Ukraine and fight the Russians pussy

Pentobarbitol

My bad.

Carbon monoxide poisoning.

Getting sneaked up from behind with an AA12 to the back of the head should be pretty quick.

Join the russian army and go for an exercise