What’s happening now? Preferably in haiku format

What’s happening now? Preferably in haiku format

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Russia did invade
For now news is chaotic
We will wait and see

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Putin readies the nuclear forces
Biden goes to the woodshed
Fin

Chaos rumbles.
All things used to keep you from you.
No more larp, only focus.

News of invasion run rampant
Yet nothing seems to be happening now
Now we wait and see

10 7 1
4 8 6

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>8 10 5
Okay what the fuck bros

What do the numbers mean

Formerly was chucks
The store called Sneeds feed and seed
Nigs tongue my anus

They mean you don't know what a haiku is and you should kill yourself

there once was a man from nantucket
some of us just said "fuck it"

Globohomos suck
Niggers tongue my anus
ready the nukes m8

I am die
Thank you forever
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA

I touched my penis
And I wish you could see
Cum didn't come out,
Instead it was pee

Support for ukraine
50 miles of russian steel
Ukraine till winning

He's counting the syllables in each line. It should be 5 in the first, 7 in the second and 5 in the third.

World is getting better
Jews are kvetching
That is all

Kek

MASON

You never disappoint do you, America

knock knock
who cares
globohomo
that's who's there

Kek praised me this day

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Holy shit checked

Accurate and in proper haiku format, fpbp

Kek

Russia invades now
Redditors seethe and cry out
Jannie is unpaid

NATO is evil
They're all globalist kikes
Russia was attacked

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Sneeds Feed and Seed Store
Formerly Chuck's Fuck and Suck
They do it for free

People need to see
the only War is inside
our big, stupid minds.

Wtf wt
Wtf wtf w
Wtf wt

Eee You postures hard
Slavs want thier independence
Red will coat the land

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Anyone have a higher quality version of OP apu? It's my favorite one but I can't find a higher resolution.

Define kill yourself

nigger nigger ni
nigger nigger nigger ni
nigger nigger ni

>364301146
>People need to see
>the only War is inside
>our big, stupid minds.
I like it. Very well done user.

He's here! Praise kek!

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Worker bees can leave
Even drones can fly away
The queen is their slave

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Snow melts as States BURN
What will the Puppeteers DO??
Two moar weeks, My Fren.

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A plane flew over
My house fuck it's happening
We will all die alone

Russia and Ukraine
This war both are gonna lose
Win will go to Jews

Propagandized lies
Fog of war covers the world
On land and online

Little Known is that Haiku is Shinto-Buddhist preamble to a traditional song--
Technically,(yes literally,) The cadence is 5-7-5-7-7
and ALWAYS starts with a statement on the SEASON--
Take that for what you will...

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Jen Psaki skirt fell
What could possibly happen
Is that a t rex

Are you happy now you sick motherfucker?

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Best one right here

>50 Jewcrane breads
>70 others for drunk vodka land
>Any Forums can not of use

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Russia is winning
Go deeper into Ukraine
Root out the evil

>Basado
-points for, well, YOU know.

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We all hoped Trump would turn into Putin.
Turns out it's Putin who is becoming like Trump.
Never go full Trump.