Why does Putin sit so far?

Why does Putin sit so far?

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He's afraid of catching cooties. Also he probably smells really bad

what is this

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sitting to close to another man is known as "globohomo"

He literally has Aspergers and believes that this a "power move"

He's cringe, bros. I'm sorry. Everything was a cruel joke designed by the Antichrist.

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It's for the television. RT, Sputnik, and the secret channel.

Stuff works... differently in Russia

Are those launch codes??

>no windows

This nigga sitting in a bunker isnt he?

covid precautions

who is the asian man wearing a skirt ?

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Probably assassination, can't rush a guy with a concealed knife at that distance.

>le passive aggressive reddit moment

He's paranoid about Covid. It's why he sat on a gigantic long table to talk to Macron

that's right because Putin is a little bitch that played along for the scamdemic

You faggots are so touchy, it’s like you’re not even enjoying this spectacle, you just whine.

It is a power move tho

The briefcase bomb won't kill him if it's at the other end of a 10m long table.

But someone at Russian OSHA is going to go to gulag when Tsar Vladimir trips over that power cable on the floor, is this really the Kremlin? ngmi

so he can fart freely

.....what!?!

Heterosexual men sit far away from other men. Problem?

kek could someone edit these to make them infinitely long

That's some Soviet vintage tech

objects in the foreground appear larger

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Controls the trap door where the other fellahs are sitting.