/chug/ - Comfy Happening in Ukraine General #65

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>Snake Island Ukrainian soldiers confirmed alive
>Negotiations with Belarus have largely broken down because Ukraine is demanding Crimea still
>Belarus preparing to send soldiers into Ukraine
>Russian forces have entered the center of Kharkov - Berdyansk has fallen - Mariupol and Kiev are surrounded
>Large convoy of Russian troops and tanks is moving towards Kiev
>The EU have closed airspace to Russian aircraft
>Putin orders Russian nuclear deterrent forces to be on alert
>Russian commander of 35th motor brigade has been captured by Ukrainian forces
>Chechen forces are on the ground north of Kiev
>Russian army releases first ever video of the Chernobyl nuclear plant after capturing it (files.catbox.moe/gqnn36.mp4)
>Azov Battalion has started training volunteers in Kiev
>High-rise building in Kiev hit by missile, origins unknown, both sides claim it was the other side's missile
>Melitopol has fallen under Russian hands
>Russians advancing rapidly towards Mariupol, tanks spotted roughly 70km from it
>Civilians and the SBU (Ukrainian security forces) engaged in a gunfight last night (due to a major confusion), resulting in heavy losses
>Russia says Sweden and Finland may face military and political consequences if they attempt to join NATO
>Kalibr cruise missile exploded over Kiev in the night. Intercepted by a SAM
>10,000 AKs given out to citizens of Kiev
>Russian websites are currently being cyber attacked
>Japanese cargo ship hit with a missile from the Ukrainian side

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It's over.

Putin's '£15billion-a-day' Ukraine invasion will fail if Kyiv can resist for 10 days

The Russian operation to invade Ukraine is estimated to be costing £15billion every day and is failing due to overconfidence by the Kremlin

Russia's invasion of Ukraine is not going to plan and will fail if Kyiv doesn't fall within 10 days as Vladimir Putin will run out of money, it has been claimed.

The operation is estimated to be costing £15billion every day and is failing due to overconfidence by the Kremlin.

The Russians are said to be shocked by the resistance being put up by brave Ukrainians who are taking up guns to fight back against the invaders.

And intelligence sources say poor tactical planning by the Russians has resulted in the invasion taking much longer than they expected.

The Russian army has now been ordered to broaden its advance ‘from all directions’.

mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/putins-15billion-day-ukraine-invasion-26337558

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>another memflag OP
please go back

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Trust the plan russpatriot
ukrainian fascists arrested
Kiev taken in 10
-Z

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/wug/gy niggas iffy uh, /ugh/ niggas suckin' duckie uh, /chug/gy got the blicky uh, drum it holds fity uh.../CHUG/ GANG

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THANK YOU BAKER

Rate my remix frens

Also my captcha: JW 8NG

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burger bros.... What's going to happen to us?

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twitter.com/jackturmanIII/status/1498478403250446337

/ugh/ I am sorry I am just not going to visit other generals hahaha

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>meme flag
>basically saying "russian shilling only, no dissenting views or opinions"

Dont worry Biden has us covered

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he's fucking seething again LMAO

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This is fucking awesome.

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I almost feel bad for the hoholinos, but they should simply give up

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what happened :(

what are they even targeting?

>NO MORE GRECHKA
AIEE

wow putin on time again

jej

thread's as fake as ukie propaganda

>what are they even targeting?
that's the thing with globohomo - it's always fake and gay

very dejected weak statements
bet theyve been tipped off that it ends soon

BREAKING NEWS: Finland mobilizes its military to defend itself against Russia

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spam uhg and wug with Neil DeGrasse Tyson copypasta when you find the time

Over the past year or so (basically during the covid lockdown), I developed a serious obsession with science and with Neil and his charismatic way of speaking. I watched all of the JREs with him. I have the t-shirts. I have the posters. There was even one time (I was feeling very alone) that I did ecstasy and found myself lying in bed, staring a poster with his face on it, we talked and did a kind of therapy. Neil told me that my sad dream about Seabiscuit (horse) meant that I had to give up on my dream of being a race jockey which I had wanted since for a long time, because I am too tall. He is also tall. We talked about the difficulties of being tall. Neil said that if I pray to him, I would maybe get smaller and be able to pursue my dream ... so I set up a votive shrine around the poster and every time I did ecstasy, I would pray to him for hours, but nothing has happened so far. I feel so alone in this big universe, even with Dr. Tyson on my wall. Anyone else here who has developed an obsession?

thank you

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is this real

footage of 40 mile convoy moving on kiev
youtube.com/watch?v=3rkn-xqhSDc

THE NVRD HAS AWOKEN

It was a mockup for an actual cover by TIme's artist but it won't be the one that goes to press.

UUHHHH

NOW IRAN IS GETTING ON THIS PETRO-YUAN SHIT

UHMMM GUYS?
SHOULD I BE BUYING RUBLES?

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you shouldn't be holding dollars that's for sure

>Let's be clear. No pro-Ukrainian posts are allowed in this thread. No ukie shills. If you don't support Putin fighting the globohomo you are a kike.
>memeflag
Dumb nigger this is how threads splits started. Just keep the OP neutral and remove any hohol propaganda from links and we're good to go.

china build up iran because iran got one
of the worlds largest oil reserves

>I SWEAR RUSSIA WILL TARGET CIVILIANS ANY SECOND NOW

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>YOU JACKASS TOXIC MORONS, ITS NOT JUST CNN SAYING IT

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fuck off kike

God, these types of news get me so fucking horny.
The petroyuan needs to be a thing already.

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america has to stop all oil imports at once when we cant buy gas you cant buy oil support ukraine faggot!

I want another Hunger Plan for Ukraine. Herbert Backe did nothing wrong. Erich Koch did nothing wrong.

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use the nigger word and say that you will never be a woman to prove that you are neutral

Stfu Putinbot Biden will save us.

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>If you don't support Putin fighting the globohomo you are a kike
Fuck off Kremlinoid shill

Tonight Keeeev is falling

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you're a nigger and i will never be a woman, jesus christ is king and he is correct

>The Russians are said to be
kek

Time Magazine is beyond fucking obnoxious

Russia has refrained from large aerial and artillery bombardments on cities because Russia does not want Ukraine destroyed. Putin wants regime change to buffer out NATO/EU. As anons observe, the Russians test Ukraine defense positions with limited engagement, then fall back to encircle. It is a waiting game and yes, the Zelensky regime is desperate - conscriptions, begging for NATO no-fly zone, letting prisoners out and arming them. Desperation from a losing regime.

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say goodbye to the petrodollar
yeah now we're going to be buying russian oil with RMB, fucking great

i love how he gives attention to trolls, he's really asking for more trolls.

Seethe, globohomo kike.
Seethe and go wash your dilator.

nooo comrade nazis are evil according to monke.......

>Let's be clear. No monkeys are allowed in this thread. No ukie shills. If you don't support monkey fighting the globohomo you are a kike.

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>Keeeev
*كيف

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Reports are that xoxols are gonna strike Russian forces from Poland

What the fuck is Poland thinking?

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Look at this shit, this looks like and probably is state propaganda

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>Western Media outlets report that the decision on granting #Ukraine the status of an #EU candidate is likely to be made as early as today.

the situation is escalating at a pace not thought possible

that's another thing. what kind of english speaker would say "the globohomo"????? we just say globohomo.

>What the fuck is Poland thinking?

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No. Time doesn’t put white men on the cover, occasionally a hwite. Half the covers are niggers.

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Kherson, a critical city on the Dniper is surrounded, the Russians have crossed to the north via a dam bridge and have been shelling the city all night. This is actually massive because it's going to be the first major Russian bridgehead west of the Dniper (discounting the forces attacking from Belarus).
The mayor has said he'll try to hold out until sunrise but it's fall is imminent.

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poles have been seething intensely about russia since the 1700s, they will happily cut their nose to spite the face

Oh shit Gaddafi's dream is being realized.

Nice one Moshe

kek i know this is just glownigger shillposting but these monkes always get a laugh out of me
post more

>Licherally Hitler
Someone tell them about the time Putin criminalized holocaust denial.

You some kinda commie? You want equally distributed cute and funny I'd bet, huh?

Oh shit I'm sorry for supporting Nazisms.

I want another Holodomor for the hohols. Lazar Kaganovich did nothing wrong.

Better, Mexibro?

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found the site with chinese maps.
weibo.com/6589094297/LhtoJ9i1J?pagetype=profilefeed

Shut up faggot I was actually here when chuggers had to defend against tranny uhg raids until mods nuked both generals.
OP is either dumb as fuck or purposely trying to get jannies to nuke the general again by not keeping the OP neutral.

>didn't even bother to read my post where I called OP a nigger, just immediately saw someone call me a kike and defended
I hope you're just stupid.

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Hungary is going to VETO it
It's a legit nothing burger

Zelensky is about to realize he has no friends

at least you admit you hate whites

shit man the entire eu would take turns to veto it
>bro let me tell them next

>Russia's invasion of Ukraine is not going to plan and will fail if Kyiv doesn't fall within 10 days
It's actually 14 days

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