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▶Latest >Snake Island Ukrainian soldiers confirmed alive >Negotiations with Belarus have largely broken down because Ukraine is demanding Crimea still >Belarus preparing to send soldiers into Ukraine >Russian forces have entered the center of Kharkov - Berdyansk has fallen - Mariupol and Kiev are surrounded >Large convoy of Russian troops and tanks is moving towards Kiev >The EU have closed airspace to Russian aircraft >Putin orders Russian nuclear deterrent forces to be on alert >Russian commander of 35th motor brigade has been captured by Ukrainian forces >Chechen forces are on the ground north of Kiev >Russian army releases first ever video of the Chernobyl nuclear plant after capturing it (files.catbox.moe/gqnn36.mp4 (embed)) >Azov Battalion has started training volunteers in Kiev >High-rise building in Kiev hit by missile, origins unknown, both sides claim it was the other side's missile >Melitopol has fallen under Russian hands >Russians advancing rapidly towards Mariupol, tanks spotted roughly 70km from it >Civilians and the SBU (Ukrainian security forces) engaged in a gunfight last night (due to a major confusion), resulting in heavy losses >Russia says Sweden and Finland may face military and political consequences if they attempt to join NATO >Kalibr cruise missile exploded over Kiev in the night. Intercepted by a SAM >10,000 AKs given out to citizens of Kiev >Russian websites are currently being cyber attacked >Japanese cargo ship hit with a missile from the Ukrainian side
Well /chug/, my shitposting made it into the Reuters article. I tried to make them mention that I was joining the Azov battalion, but they cut it out. Striking the right balance between believable and obvious bait is difficult. But I still have three other journos waiting for me to reply, so the opportunity for keks is not lost yet. Regardless, Mr. Hyde is now a certified freedom fighter lol >reuters.com/world/americans-canadians-answer-ukraine-call-foreign-fighters-2022-03-01/
Welcome aboard to COPE HAPPENING IN UKRAINE GENERAL /chug/!
SUMMARY:
In first 5 days, Putin:
LOST: economy, reputation, all allies in Europe, thousands of innocent young Russians, access to airspace in all civilized world, future of Russia
WON: N O T H I N G N O T H I N G
WHAT DOES IT MEAN?
Putin hoped to change Ukrainian regime in 3-4 days. Instead, he stuck a finger in a meat grinder! It's now 5 (five) days of VIOLENT WAR with no end in sight!
FIVE DAYS
Guess what? All that's left for Putin is... impotent dick-wagging with nukes. He's also begging Alexander Lukashenka for help!
Desperate, weak and pathetic.
GET INSIDE THE FRENMOBILE AND POST YOUR BEST COPE!
Can I get a unbiased take on the progress of this war. I can't stand all the shills on both sides. But I will admit, the UA side of shilling is quite a bit worse. What is the true progress of the russian army? Are they getting BTFO because they didn't expect this much resistance, or is it just shilling?
Wyatt Clark
>People thought it was the red army invading so far
For fuck's sake. Can someone give me proof of Russian troops in the eastern outskirts of Kiev? I know they're there. I had a tweet showing their convoy moving through but didn't save it. Every reputable source has it on their map but I didn't save the tweet.
literally just made to siphon users from CHUG experience.
Brayden Nelson
It's over.
Putin's '£15billion-a-day' Ukraine invasion will fail if Kyiv can resist for 10 days
The Russian operation to invade Ukraine is estimated to be costing £15billion every day and is failing due to overconfidence by the Kremlin
Russia's invasion of Ukraine is not going to plan and will fail if Kyiv doesn't fall within 10 days as Vladimir Putin will run out of money, it has been claimed.
The operation is estimated to be costing £15billion every day and is failing due to overconfidence by the Kremlin.
The Russians are said to be shocked by the resistance being put up by brave Ukrainians who are taking up guns to fight back against the invaders.
And intelligence sources say poor tactical planning by the Russians has resulted in the invasion taking much longer than they expected.
The Russian army has now been ordered to broaden its advance ‘from all directions’.
>/chug/ is /ptg/ but for Savior of The White Race Putin instead of Trump Sad.
Brody Morales
>Hyde You cheeky fuck. First that faggot Kinzinger and now Reuters are getting btfo by Hydeposting today. You know I was just joking yesterday when I said to do a gofundme right?
cant defend anything, but unlike you they have land and can throw out every ukrainian out west and you cant do shit against it. Russia is doing much better and is wining by all metrics.
Jaxson Young
oH NO NO NO Unclick live then go to about -17mins.....zamuel hydanovsk
Jeremiah Rivera
No, he is a puppet of Jewish oligarchs, but Ukrainian Jews are even worse. There is no good clear guy among the elites in this.
Shills are so retarded, they literally don't understand money. Just because the ruble went down, doesn't mean you can buy the country faggot. Putin has a mercantilist policy, and Russia is self sustaining. I have been investing all my capital into Russia starting to today. I just hope the US doesn't shut me down before I can get a substantial amount moved over
Ryder Butler
>banned from Schwab's Feed n' Seed That's a mighty compliment
Landon Jenkins
/ptg/ thinks Trump is a savior. Here we point out shills and actually give some real facts of this "war".
I would love nothing more than to siphon money from plebbitors, but I also want to avoid any legal trouble. Shitposting as a volunteer joining the nazi battalion is enough for me, kek
