I've been stressing myself over nuclear war for the last few days

And my heart hurts
I'm gonna die from a stroke and the nuclear apocalypse will turn out to be just a prank won't it?

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Stop being such a pussy.

there is nothing to worry about
you just vaporize

Pretty much

Life is just a joke, embrace it, do what you want before it claims you like it will with all of us eventually

I don't have time to worry about that shit. Who gives a fuck if you die in an instant, you won't even know it.

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Serious advice here, listen to me

If you are ever in a group of friends, or at a family gathering, or anywhere in public with other people

Do not ever fucking talk about your heart hurting or your health problems or your anxiety you fucking pussy faggot

Girls pussies will dry up and guys will literally laugh at you and call you a pussy behind your back

I live 10 km away from the NATO headquarters

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It will probably happen but it’s not actually that bad. There’s worse ways to die. Chin up

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It’s ironic you say this while Reddit spacing

This shit is scary fr fr no cap
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The scary thing is they say f you hear it, it means you're safe, the sound takes too long to travel, if you don't then..

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You think I’m dumb? I don’t do that
I’m anonymous here that’s why I can vent
OP here on my phone

why stress over things you can't control?
nukes won't fly, it would be lunacy.
but i tell you what I am more likely to die if they do, too close to london

Youre gonna die one day anyways stop being a fag

Russia doesn't even have nukes, it's a cope and bluff.

What the Greek said. Don't take life too seriously or you'll go insane.

That means we shouldn’t care about Jews but I somewhat agree

If Germans can't have the world no one can. Nuke us into oblivion Putinkun.

Imagine stressing over being baptized in fire and the warmth embrace of death

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Ah memories. I was born


there is a difference between living in a country with its own nukes, and living in a country where if something would to "happen", the rest of the world would just go "we ain't going to WWIII over a glass plain".

You only have to worry about your heart if you're half-American. Those fat goblin creatures die every 5 years before new americoids sprout up from where their blubbery bodies collapse.

Yeah I’m laughing maniacally in between worrying
my problem is that I only come here during major happenings and am therefore not immune to fearmongering like most of you

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