Ahem ahem. Let me introduce you to the RS-28 Sarmat, also known as SATAN 2. With a range of over 18.000 km and equipped with multiple warheads, it is capable of wiping out an area the size of Texas or France from the maps. It's also very fast: the whole England could be erased in 20 minutes from the launch. Considering this, do you even think you have any option beside surrendering to Russia? While the west was busy thinking about new ways to detach people from their genitalia these guys were building an unstoppable arsenal.
Where the fuck do you even aim a nuke if you're Putin? You nuke Kiev, and hope nobody reacts? You nuke New York, and spell your doom? You nuke London? What the fuck do you even attack?
Mason Howard
that piece of shit tin will get blown up by a drone in seconds
Matthew Foster
If Russia allows any nukes to fly then all of Putin's family tree will be hunted down and killed.
Kevin Adams
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills.
I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words.
You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands.
Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue.
But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it.
You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
Jason Hernandez
Putins family tree lives in Europe. His daughter studying in Amsterdam, so thats no nuke target, many of oligarchs sons and daughters live in London, Paris, New York and ect.
He's more likely to get shot before activating the nukes.
Justin Bailey
You shoot yourself in the back of the head twice and go down in history as leading the biggest chimpout in Russian history
Caleb Perry
When will Putin stop building bigger and bigger dildos? Is there really not a single one big enough to satisfy him?
Everything, i'd launch all the nukes on the south pole in an attempt to throw the earth out of orbit
Jayden Brooks
>Putins family tree lives in Europe. His daughter studying in Amsterdam, so thats no nuke target, many of oligarchs sons and daughters live in London, Paris, New York and ect. I would never ever nuke Putin or his family or the oligarchs. Imagine a billion dollar bitcoin bounty for each family member killed with bonuses for how horrible their death was and how long it took. Anyone could claim a massive bounty just for feeding Putin's daughter into a wood chipper feet first.
John Rodriguez
they have evacuated russians from europe. no way is she still there
Easton Harris
>What the fuck do you even attack? The edge of space. EMP all the things. Now your enemy's military is divided and has to deal with their own citizens too.
Jonathan Davis
Would you take one for the team if it mean that she'd convince daddy to not use nukes? I'm thinking nukes don't seem so bad anymore.
lol impotent seething lefty fag. you will always be a neurotic seething poorfag suffering depression and anxiety, and envy of everyone who is happier and more successful than you.
i'm going to read you future for you, with my magical gypsy rightoid powers: your whole life from now on the anxiety and depression will continue and intensify. You'll become more indifferent and numb to being a pathetic loser who copes by feeling intelligent with understanding some midwit materialistic analysis, which is fundamentally flawed understanding of history, but the underlying depression and anxiety will just intensify as you continue to pay the rent forever for the rest of your life as you rot away with nothing but impotent seething rage as gradually come to terms with that the idea of the communist revolution being inevitable is nothing more than a joke.
There isn't a nuke in the world that can touch America. We are still the only superpower. Deal with it
Brandon Rodriguez
it will probably run out of fuel before reaching its destination
Jacob Cox
When is the last time one of these was tested? How do we know it won't sputter out and crash in the arctic ocean? How do we know that the whole planet's missile defense system won't blow them up on the way back down? How do we know they'll hit their targets when they land? How do we know that when they do land, they'll actually explode?
Thomas Diaz
Soul Also why didn't the West sanction Adolf and if they did why didn't his economy collapse like Russia.
Nathan Perez
its just been developed. testing was meant for 2022 according to wikipedia but i dont know if that has happened yet
Jonathan King
And the depth charges too, oh praise Jesus for there will be glorious hellfire to wipe out the sinners once and for all.
