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America hate thread
Anthony Long
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You FAT SHIT
You absolute GARBAGE PAIL
Who the FUCK told you that you were off the hook? Contrary to what your imaginary friends on Reddit say, you will NEVER EVER be accepted as one of us
EVER
Let me tell you something about Canada, that Americans would never understand. In Canada WE are the superior nation in every regard. You fat FUCKS always say “Canadians are obsessed”, but let me tell you something you ignorant school shooting, Mexican/black, OBESUM, and unclean and uneducated faggots; you would be ‘obsessed’ too if you were next to a disgusting and FAILED abortion of a country.
I’m PROUD of being Canadian. I’m proud of the fact that I’m NOT AMERICAN. Every Canadian worth his salt, syrup and Timbits is proud of this
We have lots of immigrants in this country. And I can tell you with full confidence that I’d prefer 1,000,000,000 of each over a single American ANY day of the week. The moment somebody makes the choice to come here over the disgusting pile of REFUSE that is “over there”, they are by default SUPERIOR.
All of you had stupid spic parents that simply weren’t smart enough to come up here, and are of low class TRASH from all of your respective countries. And that’s a fact
In Canada you can be anything without the pain of being judged like you would in the capitalist aids-ridden hellhole down south. There is no such thing as crime here. There is no such thing as poverty here. No such thing as starvation. No such thing as sexual assault. And most of all, no such thing as being an AmeriFUCK.
Hell, I’m Canada you can be anything without the pain of being judged. You could literally be a purple goblin with a dildo on you forehead with sparkles and shit covering your feet and people would STILL understand, that’s how we roll, that’s what makes us superior.
Anything would be better as an alternative than being an American fuck up.
Fuck America and FUCK all the Americans reading this fucking comment
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Ethan Smith
GET FUCKED YOU FAT PIECE OF SHIT
America is such a SHIT place to share a border with
I’ve been to that horrid disgusting place in my youth
Every fucking time I went to the US in my youth there’s always somebody starting shit.
I go over there once in college with my Indian friend, tells me that “there’s this sick party dude, we just need to drive over there”, I tried to warn him I really did. I ended up going with my friend group because those fuckers are hella dumb and would probably get shot, or get killed by the police
So we go and guess what? It’s a normal fucking party. It was a fucking goof and now we’re all stuck here with a bunch of american poseurs like tools
Some chick tries talking to me, asking me about myself but I’m NOT having it. I would rather DIE than commingle with an American slut. Your women are all whores, and I do mean all of them
So I cut her off and tell her “listen BITCH I don’t need you or your company ruining my fucking mood any further You are all horrid pretenders here; you’ve never seen a real party like a Canadian one”
Instead of backing away the dumb bitch is intrigued. Her stupid deformed american brain thinks I must be kidding.
“Oh yeah, how do?”
“Watch me, bitch”
I walk up to this roided out retard and yank a handle of fireball from him. Before he can react I jump on the fucking table, kick all the cups and glass stupid shit to the ground and get everybody’s attention
“What the fuck man, there’s glass everywhere”
“KEEP QUIET FAG ASS, you fucking american retards are fucking PUSSIES”
I chug and down the whole handle right there in one go. My friends are cheering me on and the rest of the crowd are stunned at my display, like a bunch of queers
I throw the bottle on the ground and jump off the table, causing it to fall and break, big fuckin deal- the US has literally destabilized the Middle East
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The roid monkey steps up
“I don’t know who the fuck you are but you need to knock this shit out”
I’m not having it anymore.
“The only thing getting knocked out is your dumb inbred bitch ass, you fucking american”
I swing
The dude catches me hard in the stomach. I vaguely remember that I start to projectile vomit on him, I’m pretty fucked up at this point
The guy is all “ahhh wtf”
My friends, the only other Canadians here, come to help me. My Indian friend hits him really fucking hard in the nose as we all run past everybody
The dumb bitch that talked to me is now at the door blocking us
“Hey, the police have been called. You fucking psychos.”
I look at her in the eyes and belch
“The only authority I recognize in this cancer ridden SHITHOLE is the Canadian Mounties, and guess what bitch?”
Before she can open her mouth, I swing a hard kick right into her disgusting cooter, causing her to jolt up with the impact before falling on the floor where she belongs
My comrades laugh and they drag me out
“Bro, you’re fucking crazy dude”
Realizing the police might be here soon, we run across several kilometers to where our car was parked, and fortunately it was a very far ways away
The American police would gun us down like he dogs they were so we made haste (while I hobbled and vomited a few more times)
This is only ONE of many memories of this craphole, it’s the closest thing to a good one I can think of
You would fit right the fuck in you illiterate subhuman nigger. You fucking American in a humans skin.
Fuck you.
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You know OP if I don't count atleast 2 America hate threads I won't make my American Aesthetic, it absolutely flops because Americans aren't in the mood for my propaganda unless they feel demoralized.
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Fucking methodists
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Honestly, is there anything more PATHETIC than a fat FUCK who wishes he was a sentient being?
A being who’s existence wasn’t to simply WASTE oxygen?
FUCK OFF WITH THESE SHIT ASS THREADS.
Everything from AMERICA is FUCKING GARBAGE.
How many times do I have to say this;
AMERICA IS A SHIT HOLE
Fuck all of you for thinking Canada is "irrelevant"
I'd actually punch the shit out of you, you fat fucks. You deserve it for being a nation built on EVIL.
You have estrogen in your water for fucks sake.
And yet, you have THE FUCKING GALL TO CALL CANADA AN "IRELEVANT" COUNTRY?
FUCK YOU.
If I could run across a football field and punch all of you in the fucking face, really fucking hard, I would.
Yes you fat fucks, in the superior country of CANADA, we can run the length of a field due to having fitness standards.
Also all of your women are slutty as fuck.
In Canada, our women are raised with traditional values. They could also eat the fuck out of yours too, due to all your women being fat as fuck, or small and slutty, making them mobile/easy to carry as they go around fucking everything in sight, as typical with American women.
A nations values are based on how strong our family values are; and evidently with divorce being as high as it is in USA, you people are a ruinous country.
Have fun getting distracted by your liberal news, your cancerous and racist right wing, and our dumb pop culture while the Canadians continue to excel in strides.
Lol fuck America, and fuck all the Americans reading this comment.
You are all high octane cancer.
You fat fucks are more harmful for the planet than the last 20 war lingering civilizations combined.
When we start to colonize space, don't be surprised when the superior CANADIAN military gets the jump on you and destroys you in the void of space.
We'll inherit the galaxy while you stay on the earth, getting fatter and sluttier.
Haha, stupid fat ass Americans.
Get fucked.
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This flag causes third world trannies to cry.
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