GRU spook here, AMA

is that the Bronze Horseman?

When shall weapons of mass destruction be deployed?

When will Russia be surrendering?

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Are you all preparing to defect before Russia collapses? How are the leadership handling the complete collapse of Russian military power?

Wtf is this

How much of a shithole had Ukraine become based on your intelligence pre-invasion. Will Russia stop this or capitulate?

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>Is the invasion going to end soon?
its not an invasion.
>Will Russia storm Ukrainian command ?
depends.
>How bad is Moscow reacting to the ruble exchange
not my concern.
>How realistic are nukes to be used
zero
>Do the oligarchs want Putin's head or are mostly with him?
100% with him, but thats not my concern.

hit me up when around town over here, I'll buy you a drink

an indians wet dream

>its not an invasion.
Whatever. How much territory are you looking to gain?

>zero nukes
Can you nuke Turkey? All the shitskins live there.

>100% with him
All of the oligarchs or just the ones behind his crypto-KGB establishment?

Animal fuckers werent satisfied with just the three holes.

>not my concern
what is your concern?

>Not my concern
What are your concerns? Honest question.

>rt.com/russia/550889-nebenzia-unga-ukraine-occupation/

really? what is it then? 2 weeks vacation? Georgia style?

>among russian SOF
there's not even a question.
depends.
9th of may is the last date to be concerned with.
yes
never, in our lifetime at least.
but its out of my competency, Im just a small spook.
this scenario is highly unlikely to happen.

Did you find your archive of old posts?

If it’s not an invasion what is it?

Why the 9th of May?

My old man went to west point during the cold war, and was taught you guys use a doctrine called "a thousand tubes per kilometer". Will we see this saturation bombardment tactic used if ukraine does not surrender?

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Why 9th of May?

hello hivemind nice to see you here again

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It's not a dream, they've realize it throughout their "country".

What a LAPR

>9th of may
the troops need to be back for the Victory day parade?

lol, everything this spook says is the opposite from truth

>How much territory are you looking to gain?
none.
>Can you nuke Turkey?
Im not a military staff general, nor a politician. can you ask a proper question?

how fucking new are you?
i fucking hate Zoomers

Can you give me a job? I want to subvert anti-Whites and send them to gulag.

I never left you.

Go fuck yourself

It's all a sideshow, isn't it?

are the losses as bad as the propaganda seems? what are your takes on the logistics problems, are they serious?

So, why all the action?

>can you ask a proper question?
You haven't offered any decent responses. Best you make some statements about things and go from there or else the thread will just die.

Oh wow so based.

my concern is to look after internet and write down analitic papers on what happens on western info sphere. yes, Im an oldfag here. and yes, Im fully aware of (((the JQ))) and I do write aboute it, constantly. but I use the different term.

What's the purpose of the "invasion"? Bombing US bioweapons labs?

Trochar. Cows can die from severe indigestion if gas isn't released.

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How do you feel about all this?
>inb4 its not my concern

are there plans to kill putin?

and more importantly why are russians loyal to him? i get it that the west is jewed but still the average western normie lives a way better life than the average russian who get robbed by putin. And that was before the sanctions

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>not my concern
What is your concern? It will help narrow down the kinds of questions we should be asking so we don’t waste your time and you don’t waste our time.

what do you think about Putin's interior policy, especially regarding non-European minorities?

Is Putin a Jew?

Do you make any distinct between "Zionist" and "Bolshevik" Jews?

so you are technically working right now? Gathering info for your reports? What sites do you monitor?

Will someone kill Putin anytime soon?

Are there people who want him dead in russia?

do you know about all the biolabs specifically targeting Russian DNA and have you sent in spetsnaz to deal with them yet. There are at least 5 that we know of clustered around Lvov which coincidentally is where the americans moved their embassy too just before this started despite almost every other country leaving theirs in Kiev

Not my concern

How many civilian casualties are acceptable to reach the goal of the special military operation?

Do you like your job? What do you do for GRU?

It's how you check on your cow's digestion, and if it has any gut diseases. Cut this in one cow to get an idea of how the herd is doing as well, since they're all eating the same food.

Not my concern. Please ask a question.

Any plan about bessarabia, brest, transcarpatian possibly being seized by the west?

Does the army care about the denazification or is it just a leverage for speaking

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have you guys been dealing with cyberattacks from western glowies?
all the “anonymous” attacks just western intelligence?

>never, in our lifetime at least.
How can you say that when the current political party in power in the US made its brand hating Russia? You have no idea how we will react.

My only question is, "what can I do to help?"

What can Americans do to help Russia?

And do have any background info on these guys?
Mikhail Khazin
Andrey Fursov
Valeriy Pyakin

How can they know things that aren't really out in the open while presenting them as obvious? They're a bit like how Zhirinovsky "predicts" things.

this

Are you going to defeat globohomo kikes once and for all?

what the fuck lol

This is a two part question:
1. How many BJs do you have to give in your training?
2. Why are you a liar?

Im trying to find a summary of my last apperance here about a year ago, but cant find it. I didnt do, but some user did it. I'd be glad if someone posted it here. would save me a ton of time.
>a thousand tubes per kilometer
this is a none existant thing. and I know what Im talking about.
lets say I never told you that.
that would be great, and I keep writing about this, but, unfortunately, they dont listen to this. unfortunately we keep loosing the informational war. this is one of the reasons Im here rn making this thread. but this wont help anyway.

any big observations or conclusions you've made so far? is Russia aware of the media war in the west? I've had whole classes shift their lectures to Ukraine.

How does Russia feel about the average American Any Forumsfag opinion. I mean you call it the infosphere, but most people here treat it like an info toilet. Shitting our bad “info” like diarrhea. Why do we have the attention of GRU?

How excited are you for the bread lines in the coming months?

how badly will the sanctions affect Russia?

was this harsh of a reaction expected or was it a surprise?

Have you ever worked with foreign agents :)

>that would be great,
You can't make your own cell of personnel? Maybe drop us a disposable contact?

>are the losses as bad as the propaganda seems?
to this moment its about 4800-5200 ukranians and +-300 Russians KIA. take it all you want.
>So, why all the action?
he said stritctly why. Ive no idea why dont you bother to listen.

if its not out of territorial gain in the donbass, what is the 'real' motive as far as you know for the military action- spooking nato out of expansionism, de-dollarisation/some other economic goal (greater brics unity, pushing the west out of the crypto sphere, etc.), or something else (eg. the biolab theory being shilled here)?

Surely you know how to suck cocks right? That's all you need to do faggot. Go and expedite your cock sucking abilities. Little bitch

How is the invasion going and causalities

Yep thank you for your reply. I checked on google.

Will you employ me? Apparently I'm already a Russian shill, since I don't support Ukraine. Might as well go full-time. I speak Russian too btw. Send some money my way and I'm your man. I could even go clandestine, kek.

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You guys are really pathetic. Like God damn the CIA did a coup in your backyard and you respond with this shit show off a war? Up you intelligence game before Putin gets everyone killed.

Have you read anna karenina ?

Any chance of WW3? I don't want to die.

Seems reasonable to most modern conflicts. I'll consider it. Do you think Russia will publish its losses after the war?

Is Russia aware that they cannot win the information war?

i remember you and your posts user, they were good shit, please answer my above question if you can

Aren't you concerned about western media and internet censorship? You lazy Russians didn't provide alternatives. But Starlink works in ukr.

are the biolabs a smoking gun or just a big nothing burger

are you aware of the globalist subversion of the west and their scheme of one world government

Why is China so silent? What are they thinking?

Do you have accurate information about the progress of the war, casualties, prisoners taken, material losses, etc?

So does Any Forums have any actual relevance in real life? Did it help get Trump elected? How should we use our autism?

>unfortunately we keep loosing the informational war.

Even this place is compromised as fuck. The mods are really worthless fucks. Where will they live in 5, 10, 20 years?

Is Russia concerned at all with foreigners trying to join in the fight with Ukraine?

reddit.com/r/volunteersForUkraine/

how prevalent is homosexuality in the russian army?

How long until the Russians kick you all out of the Embassy and you have to fly back to DC?

Is the Russian operation going according to plan? Is it true that Putin has an inoperable brain tumor or some other terminal illness?

What does a shitpost need to reach a GRU report?

Now I know your russian. Your numbers are as bad as ukraine.
>there are no losses
>the enemy will be defeated
>enemy casualties number twelve million dead
Propper soviet mindset.

I use absolutely different temrs. youre definitions are vastly outdated.
4ch
yes we do.
yes. as far as I know (pretty sure 100%)
they talk, its their job. nothing serious.
>They're a bit like how Zhirinovsky "predicts" things.
no idea. not of my concern.

How much do you earn? How much you can buy for it next week?