The Reddit neckbeards are now nuclear holocaust preppers

they use it as cooking oil, its the trendy thing and it has load of "health" benefits. They even use it in coffe instead of milk.
My nucleiod war plan is to instantly die. I live just down the road form the nuclear weapons base in scotland, its first strike point.

If it ends up being full nuclear war my plan is to just survive long enough to drive out to my folks and see my parents, sister, niece again before we all succumb.

I'll take that over hiding in a closet eating coconut oil till I shit myself to death.

Reminder: Coconut is a natural laxative.

because it's probably one of the worst oils out there, in every possible sense, so perfect for retards

lucky
most would die from the starvation/dehydration afterwards

Prep for what? Either you die fast or die slow and painfully.If there is global nuclear war survival on a radiation contaminated planet is futile....

Masturbating

>call preppers retarded for years
>now prepping as soon as the media shills some conflict

Lube for long, dark bucket winter masturbation sessions.

My survival rations are you. I plan to feast upon the flesh of the living long enough to turn into a radioactive ghoul.

>Every time I did the opposite what some reddit fags did, I won
you in pic

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Hold your horses Bud. It's high temp. You're outta yo league son

if you became a prepper within the last 5 years you are nothing more than a lootbox

typical twattertard; he just packed cum

use palm oil

>basedfag packs bags and bags of coconut oil for "prep"
kek coconut oil is what I put on my girls vag when she's too sore cauuse my dick is so big. This fag is packing his dildo creams for a nuclear holocaust. fucking redditors.

Then coconut oil is the worst possible one since it is solid at room temp

Coconut and palm oils are the hands down easiest to work with and the most effective for making pot cookies.
Other than that it's just an expensive substitute for crisco.

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>redditors can't drink milk
anyone surprised?

>prepping for a nuclear war
nigga you going to die no matter what prepping aint going to help you.
Bomb shelter orgies sound like fun though.

If your hand and cock remain at room temp the.Len you’re doing it wrong. Fuck off and learn to play with your cock.

Fucking tards. They should have a small underground minecraft farm with an area for grass so their cows and sheep can roam free. Breed the cows so you have infinite milk, milk products, leather, and meat.

Am I suppose to have anxiety about the possibility of a nuke strike? I feel nothing. What are these people even talking about?

>Fuck off and learn to play with your cock.

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I’m about a half hour away from a very major army base, who else /instant death/ here

Storing food is bad when you're a gunless redditor.

You're just storing food for your neighbors to steal from you.

the lubeless will have meaty socks

They're concerned about surviving a nook. They should be embracing it

>If you don't shove your dick in a cheese grater like Redditors do, then you're just a contrarian!
Look GlowNigger Kike, it's not my fault those retards basically always make the dumbest choice possible.

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Based on my research you're retarded.
The only thing you need is iodine pills and avoid rain for a short while.

....Do I need potassium iodide or whatever they had in that Chernobyl series on Netflix
or will some off-brand RadAway from Costco do the trick?

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While they are out prepping by buying food, I'm loading my guns. I'll take what I need from the dumb liberals who don't know how to prep properly.

>It's high temp
It's also a fucking laxative. Have fun shitting yourself to death.

It's liquid at body temperature

But is this something going around social media or mainstream media? Are these retards really worried about nukes?

This is total bullshit:
youtu.be/kgOSrw9Q8rc

>coconut oil
Take your statins and onions milk too

Anyway who up to make a radio station after nukes drop?

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