/uhg/ - Ukraine Happening General #516

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>Peace talks ended, no agreement reached
>Unconfirmed: 6 Israelis dead while attempting to leave Kyiv/Kiev . (OY VEY)
>Zelensky says Belarus leader assured him that missiles, warplanes and helicopters won’t fly to Ukraine from his territory
>Putin orders Russian nuclear deterrent forces to be on alert
>Ukraine successfully repelled an attack on Kharkiv
>Russian forces have met heavy resistance as they advance on Kyiv/Kiev
>Russian Forces are pushing into Sumy.
>Gypsies stole a Russian tank
>Massive explosion seen and heard in Kyiv/Kiev.
>Russian army releases first ever video of the Chernobyl nuclear plant after capturing it (t.me/intelslava/20722)
>Azov Battalion has started training volunteers in Kyiv/Kiev
>High-rise building in Kyiv/Kiev hit by missile, origins unknown, both sides claim it was the other side's missile
>Melitopol has fallen under Russian hands
>Russians forces are in the outskirts of Mariupol.
>Civilians and the SBU (Ukrainian security forces) engaged in a gunfight last night (due to a major confusion), resulting in heavy losses
>Seven civilians died in a day in the LPR and DPR from shelling by Ukrainian security forces, LPR authorities report
>There are reports of more convoy of armoured vehicles are headed towards Kyiv/Kiev
>Russia says Sweden and Finland may face military and political consequences if they attempt to join NATO
>Russian troops already in Kyiv/Kiev's outskirts (~10km), entire city expected to become a warzone within days
>Kalibr cruise missile exploded over Kyiv/Kiev in the night. Intercepted by a SAM
>10,000 AKs given out to citizens of Kyiv/Kiev
>Russian websites are currently being cyber attacked
>Japanese cargo ship hit with a missile from the Ukrainian side
>Chernobyl nuclear plant under Russian control

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firdst

Putin finally done playing games? Kyiv seems fucked

reminder that any ukrainian flag you see is a pussy.
he's been offered a free automatic rifle and a licence to kill russians, but he'd rather watch anime and larp.

lol, those are all fucking like transport vehicles? the fuck they gonna do twisted metal the place up?

ukrainian civs are now using the molotovs

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nigger

based britbong baker

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>Gypsies stole a Russian tank
Who's got the vid

>2 more weeks

most likely supplies etc

I know you guys like to make fun of how Reddit loves superheroes..but Peacemaker is a great show! There I said it

am I the only one who feels like things are slowly stabilizing and now a possible deescalation is possible ?

only the ukies in kiev get a free ak.

Why in the actual fuck would you stack them up in a perfect column like this?

The Killer of Kharkov singlehandedly just destroyed another column of Russian invaders.

@BBC @CNN @DieWELT @Ukraine_MOD

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how long until full thermonuclear devastation?

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Imagine a grand allied invasion of Russia, sacking their cities, taking their women and burning the red square. I’d definitely go, the shame of missing the greatest assault in war history would be unbearable

Official thread theme:
youtube.com/watch?v=TOavor5_Nlc

woman moment

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youtube.com/watch?v=PejddkCDqjM

BOOMERWAFFEN HAS JOINED THE RUSSKIES WTF!!

More targets for roach drones.

the media has always been a clusterfuck

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I will go to bed tonight and I am confident I will wake up to Kyiv being the same, if not better, than it was the previous day.

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>kiev

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Have the same gutfeeling. But you never know of course. Seems like Chinkoids are going to cuck the Ruskies.

The Ukrainian military published this infographic earlier on where to throw them.
twitter.com/ragipsoylu/status/1498352047900569603

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>playing with fire and having your hair down
rookie mistake

rubbish, they were handing them out in shirkov as well, and anyone can join the militia with ID

This but unironically

sounds based

>the world as we know it will end because some fucking slavs cant decide who owns what wheat field in långtbortistan

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So how is Kiev

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im a retard kek

DO NOT
DO NOT
DO FUCKING NOT SHOVE A RAG DOWN THE NECK OF THE BOTTLE LIKE SOME RETARDED HUENIGGER

KINO

there's no way putin gives up now, way too much embarrassing shit happening for that. the only front that wasn't full of clown stuff was the push from crimea

We should turn their Tetris castle into a videogame museum. Ultimate insult.

>2 more hours
>I mean 2 more days
>Actually 2 more weeks
>In 2 more months
Vatniks have been shitposting about how Kyiv will fall tonight for literally 4 days straight now

@lookner

How are the peace talks going?
I predict that war ends tonight with Ukraine giving up Donbass and promising to never join NATO.

Someone will need an8xjg haircut.

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Ukrainesistas... I'm starting to think we actually might not be winning this war.

Kiyv, soon to be Kiev

i don't care about spelling, i switch between the two
also you're a memeflag

>Trying to bribe Russian soliders
Seems kinda desperate

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miss that game :(

Too bad it sucks now

Russian material losses based only on video footage.

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YOU GUYS ACTUALLY THINK NUKES EXIST

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im a retard kek

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You wouldn't, it's stupid.

Unless you feel completely safe because the military reality on the ground and air is completely favorable to your side.

Hmmm....

captcha goes in the captcha field

President clown man demanded crimea so yeah, they gunna get nuked

This reminds me of when low level players agro a monster much stronger than them.

isn't it a waste to throw it at an armoured vehicle?
surely these are only effective on groups of infantry or small jeeps and the like

Any QRD on what happened on the front in the last 24 hours?

It seems like NOTHING has changed. what the FUCK is the Russian army doing? Why don't they advance? they should be way outnumbering the opposition. Are they just chilling in front of Kiev? i DON'T GET IT

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so she didn't even throw it the right spot at all lol - more damage to her and their car than the Z-mobile

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Think you're supposed to throw them on top of the armored vehicles hoping someone did not shut a hatch or it dripping down into the vehicle through some cracks. Throwing it at around the tracks does absolutely nothing. Except maybe ruining the paintjob.

Ballsy shit though. Seems pretty fucking retarded since they will end up getting themselves killed for absolutely nothing. It can't be particularly difficult to get weapons in Ukraine right now. If they really want to die as partisans in Ukraine then at least shot someone before you die.

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Big Yikes! flatten the kikes

i'm not a meme flag fag

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PUTIN JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE

Not happening. That would be a massive loss for russia, and Putin knows it

>russians shot and killed civilians
this isnt fun anymore

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/chud/ is having a meltdown right now.

VLAD'S CHADS VLAD'S CHADS
KICK THEIR ARSE
VLAD'S CHADS
KICK THEIR ARSE
>VLAD'S CHADS VLAD'S CHADS
>KICK THEIR ARSE
>VLAD'S CHADS
>KICK THEIR ARSE
VLAD'S CHADS VLAD'S CHADS
KICK THEIR ARSE
VLAD'S CHADS
KICK THEIR ARSE
>VLAD'S CHADS VLAD'S CHADS
>KICK THEIR ARSE
>VLAD'S CHADS
>KICK THEIR ARSE

>State Duma Speaker Vyacheslav Volodin approved a proposal to develop a draft on criminal liability for fakes about the actions of Russian troopsThe

>draft law on punishment for fakes about the actions of Russian troops involves up to 15 years in prison, said the head of the Duma Committee on Security Piskarev.
Ukraine shills will go to prison for up to 15 years for lying online.

i think this is the one they're talking about
twitter.com/perfiliev/status/1498024317594001409

based and self immolation pilled

>Unconfirmed: 16 Israelis dead while attempting to leave Kyiv/Kiev . (OY VEY)

What excuses do the glowies in /Uhg/ have for this?

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Anything new on the supposed T-14 Armata sightings?

youtube.com/watch?v=0w0pUJxLqkI

Only if you'd cleared the way.
Which the apparently have.

It's not. Holhols are approaching collapse in the East & steadily loosing ground.

Depends on where you throw it.

was it autism?

Xi knows what's up
yea I'm not talking about giving up but softening his approach, he seems way more open to discussion and havent turned kiev into an ashtray yet

I can hear 'ceasefire' being whispered in my ear by a very annoying ghost.

cleansing the land is part of the healing process

What a pathetic fatass.

a captured ak
that's what THEY will never show you!!!!

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Okay, I was promised chechnian rape. Was I just tricked into thinking these inbred mongoloids had any kind of value?

There are no civilians in Ukraine.

>5 mil rubles
AKA 50 dollars

We all are

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Moskwa and not Moscow then. This is such complete a fucking autism but it's really fitting for the conflict.

Did they really try to pass off video game footage as real footage on the news? Can I get a link if so?

based and denazification pilled

Civilians can do more damage if they pretend to be harmless.

Monke

ukies claim it's a radar station, but it was definitely taken out.

Zelensky is gathering the Infinity Stones from all the Ukrainian heroes (Ghost of Kiev, etc), he is waiting to get them all to fight Putin himself

> Failed to put in a summary

smart... now ivan will start shooting civvis because they are now a potential thread
nice job uk retards

Reminder all the livestreams have been hacked by Russia and are on loop to hide the crimes of war they are committing on Kyiv right now.

pls send me an email when we have pictures of his corpse.

tnx.

this thread is strange, very small amount if IDs and lots of posting

what happens if Russia takes Ukraine? is it just "muh sanctions"?

Yup
All the real chechens either died or fucked off to fight for ISIS

and what about all the international reporters who are currently in Kiev?

if you want to watch the real war crimes going on in Kiev, you need to subscribe to my onlyfans

just search my username: onehoholblonde50russians

Prrrrrt

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at this point, i doubt it.

Russians call Ukrainians 'hohols'
What do Ukrainians call Russians?

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>hacked
seems more likely they're just youtube grifters trying to make money from it

PLS RESPOND

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pisdet

>Gypsies stole a Russian tank

youtu.be/Aq5M4uA-AiA

Whats the best vodka brand

WINNERS

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This desu

Yeah the renaming shit is so retarded. It was just decided like one year ago that Belarus is now to be called Belarus in Swedish too. Previously it was always called Vitryssland(white Russia) but for some reason we're supposed to call it Belarus now.

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daddy

>yea I'm not talking about giving up but softening his approach, he seems way more open to discussion and havent turned kiev into an ashtray yet
more like the opposite
he's been playing with kid's gloves in the hopes ukies will welcome them, like crimeans did, but this didn't happen - turns out all it did was give yurop time to fuck russia with sanctions and send loads of weapons to hohols
people the world over are wondering if russia's army is a paper tiger, they bungles up so much stuff. as it is, it's certainly better to just bomb the shit out of something to be feared rather than laughed at

pidorashka

reddit trannies kyll themselves and nothing happens

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Insurgency seems a likely outcome

this vehicle is being towed by a ukrainian tractor, there's no russians inside
why the fuck did they do this? Why the fuck did they light themselves on fire?
What am I watching?

based

niggers

well yea, she lit herself on fire from it lol and possibly the guy in the back too, as well as their own car.

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Do Russhits realize that the Ukraine Foreign Legion is literally just a workaround to insert black ops operators from the west into Ukraine? Same thing happened in the SDF offensive on Raqqa. There was a Polish former special forces guy who posted about it on Facebook.

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going to Londis lads, anyone need anything?

Hard to say. Could be 2, maybe 3.

>/cvg/ - retards
>/ptg/ - retards
>/gpg/ - retards
>/cfcg/ - retards
>/uhg/ - retards
Why every general filled with retards?

I KNEW IT
UKRAINE IS NAZI

Wait...or jews...wait, who's jews and nazis, again?

nice try glowie

based hungarians know how to correctly throw molotovs at russian tanks

>putin winning
>putin wants peace talks
>putin asks zelensky for troops
>????
>putin profit

oh no where are those based chungus drones we saw from that drone footage?
that totally not armenia or syria drone footage
dont the russians know ukraine has lots of drones in the skies?
wow we will see sooooo much collumn bombing right guys?

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meanwhile in france

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Russian forces from the beginning of the operation struck 1146 facilities of the military infrastructure of Ukraine, among them 31 management item and communication assembly, 81 air defense complex S-300, "Buk M-1" and "OSA", as well as 75 radar stations.

Based, maybe now the Russians will start shooting anyone who approaches them like Amerifags do

very brave and maybe stupid of sky news to stand on a rooftop in keev night after night

They can pretend to be harmless with a rifle too. If those 4 people in that car survived it is purely because the Russians did not even notice someone threw a molotovcocktail at them.

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bro.. i've bad news for you..

Here was something from last night

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>SU-34's spotted in Ukraine the night after Russia declares total air supremacy

twitter.com/ASBMilitary/status/1498216436371795976?cxt=HHwWkMC96ab63copAAAA

UKIE BROS I DONT FEEL SO GOOD

overlords

the moment civilians start firing at you you can't consider them civilians anymore, Zelensky is pulling a Solano Lopez down there kek

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If thats you're only takeaway you are a dumb nigger. Of course kikes are playing both sides. Does that mean Russia is not resisting globohomo with all their might? Is Ukraine not an anal colony of the Globalist American Empire?

maybe the jews are the friends we've made along the way

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stupid woman has listened Zelensky

many bots and glowniggers

we're all retards here user

First day new fren?

Why? It's as hilarious. Isn't this what you wanted? Wait until Monke gives up on keep population intact and starts glassing them in mass.
Sending Iskanders where he sees banana.

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kek don't they realize those trucks use filled tires? there is no air in them, nothing to puncture

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express.co.uk/news/world/1572769/vladimir-putin-ukraine-war-russian-soldiers-down-weapons-kharkiv

Lmfao what a disaster their military is

>Switzerland joins in the russian ban
Lel

Stoli

couple NLAW's please

Sup Mongol bro

can of lilt and a lion bar ta lad

Why is Any Forums filled with retards?

you mean the ones at the other side of the country hundreds of miles from the fighting?
fucking shill

uk.wikipedia.org/wiki/Кацап
Katsap

No, but it's not even 9:00 pm out there. If they use them, it'll be at night when they have a vision advantage.

>what happens if Russia takes Ukraine?
insurrection, gorilla warfare. putin was very effective in uniting the country against him, barring some easternmost bits, and they cannot even remotely afford a lengthy occupation

BIG IF TRUE
TURKISH DRONE FLEET HAS WIPED OUT NEARLY 1.5 MILES OF PARKED RUSSIAN CONVOY NORTH OF KYIV

It seems Putin's Russia never made the correct choice to throw Judeo-bolshevism in the dumpster and learn the right lessons. He is as delusional as the boomer Trump who thought he was still in Reagan's America. Putin is Russia Soviet boomer problem.

>clusterbombing indiscriminately and hitting people waiting in line for water
civilians with AKs aren't civilians
russia killed civilians

russians have been soft and they did not want to shoot civvies too much thus far, but if they keep doing retarded shit like this then soon they will kill everyone and level the cities and even I will not be able to blame them for it

GHOST OF KYEEV WILL PROTECT THE HQ

No, this was a perfect throw not counting self-burn. As you can see tracks will burn fast and it can't move and eventually even the heavy armour will burn from bottom upwards. Plenty of time for drivers to escape if they notice it in time. Vehicle still unusable

Thanks, this is the only usable evidence. Can you make one for UA?

i wonder if russia has anything stored there like gold?

did you even read the post I was replying to, dumb dumb?

How well does it mesh with? Im phoneposting and that's hella blurry.

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VLAD'S CHADS WILL SAVE THE WORLD FROM GLOBOHOMO
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

If they had air superiority, the cities would have fallen already.

Why you call him monkey? Putin isn't black as far as I know

fug :D

Na, the ones that are in Kyiv.

sure pal. it'll be londis own-brand is that ok?
you haven't paid me for last time ya cunt!

kek

current map

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Why does that pic look like CGI...?

If so they'd better have their shit locked down tight.

Russians do not fuck around when it comes to the EW domain.

Kyivs seed and feed, formerly Kievs

c-c-cute~~~

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Literally can't make this shit up, another gypsy has stolen a Russian AA system lmao

twitter.com/Volodymyr_Zelen/status/1498320916517777411?s=20&t=amSm6aWOfY1Rkt4b_1Sy-A

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Putin is going to level cities and kill children and so many bastards here are cheering it on

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Now make one for the Ukrainians

sauce

can't read that

the tracks and armour are flammable? i just don't get how it damages thick metal

Mocкaль, вaтник.

Good evening sirs.

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you are both frothing at your mouths about russo-ukranian war this week because msm is dictating you to, and you think you are a winner because you picked the (((right side))) after "researching" the topic they threw at you
you are sheep

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>tabs with Any Forums
faggot confirmed

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I wonder what the overlap with /chud/ and /ptg/ is.

shit, that's a big pocket in the north, how many troops stuck there?

Pretty sure the Crimean axis has reached Mariupol though. At least that is what I am hearing.

>Muh long convoy

Why not use those amazing drones that destroy everyth... OH WAIT DON'T TELL ME THOSE WERE FAKE TOO I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU FUCKING KIKES

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No idea. Face? I just like the meme.

>fren
Gay shit. It is newfag, newfag.

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so if the reports that France moved their embassy from kiev to lviv is true, then wouldn’t that mean it’s essentially over for the Ukrainian on the eastern front at least?

you don't care about people's lives nice try though

thats Ukrainian osa, Russia doesn't use that as that's pretty much a death trap

Russians are so obnoxious they managed to break the Swiss 200 years neutrality streak.

They aren't bombing cities dumb dumb kraut

see

>France retreating

this isn't newsworthy

Any Forums is retards

/ptg/ is just a Trump cult right now.

Are they really that close to Kiev from the east?

I'll buy it for three fifty.

Onlyfans suspends all Russian accounts
Twitch suspends all Russian streamers
Fifa suspends all Russian soccer matches

Youtube is next. Download, archive, all Russian youtubers you care about. You only have like 24 hours left. HURRY!

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fresh & stale

How many do they even have?

which one is best?

That's a ukranian vehicle
Retard if you're gonna shill at least try

nope not true, tho it will soon

Isn't Kharkiv part of Russified Ukraine in the East? I'd have thought that Russia would take it without much resistance. It voted for Yanukovych, I believe.

that's a man

The Russians literally are bombing cities. Their aircrafts can't stay over cities because they keep getting shot down so Russians switched to tactical bombing.

>What do Ukrainians call Russians?
findwords.info/term/moskal
en.wiktionary.org/wiki/katsap

>treetop subrebacy
>swinging in every direction

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FUCK UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

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that's like an IQ test, go potentially die for Israel or stay comfy

15-20
They were planning on having ~2000 by 2020
Then the 2014 sanctions hit

>all Russian youtubers you care about
heh, good one

Massively outdated in the south, Crimean troops have reached Mariupol, Nikolalev, and Zaporizhia along. In the north, Cherinov is probably surrounded by now, but I'm not sure they've made it that close to Kœnugarðr.

Tesa, a móka java még hátea van

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It's the 2nd biggest city in Ukraine, it's going to be a tough fight no matter what.

UH why don't the Jookraincs bomb it then ? Dont they have any Mig29s left?

You know Ukraine has SA-8's as well right?

SIRENS
youtube.com/watch?v=5YaeebanoCM

and yet we can see his post
makes ya think

wrong

shooting a gun makes a lot more noise than throwing a molotov

how

Monkee Putin is SOVL, whether you like him or not

Terrible meme, and I despise Putin.

i bet, Ukies killed them

we have video material where Ukrainians armed thugs shoot and kill un armed civilian