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This thread is all about tricking redditors, progressives, niggers, and feminists into volunteering in Ukraine.
We need to think of different tactics for persuading them to go and do it while the propaganda is still strong. We need them thinking it will be like an Avengers movie. Any suggestions are welcome
/RAG/ Reddit Army General #1 - Soi Soldier Edition
Jaxson Bell
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Noah Nelson
Good idea. More of those faggots dead, the better. I’ll put on my thinking cap. 2j0hv
Joshua Bennett
If you can't convince them to actually go to Ukraine the least you can do is convince them to join either the marines or the army. No other branches though. Take them to recruiters if you can. We want them in a 4 year commitment before the propaganda high wears off
William Long
I don’t know any of these degenerates in real life but I can work on them using Reddit. Feed them all sorts of bullshit about glory and badassery.
Hudson Carter
Wish I had a twitter sockpuppet rn
Brandon Barnes
PLEASE GOD I hope thousands if not more Redditors go to Ukraine to die. Imagine how clean the Internet would be without their filth.
Carter Scott
I have a Reddit account just for a game I play. Don’t know anything about the others. Can anyone post where these people congregate, like which Reddit boards.
Brayden Gomez
Jace Stewart
If you really want them dead you'll convince them to join the Russian side
Samuel Reed
Theres a subreddit r/volunteersforukraine or something like that. But working on any heavily progressive subreddit is good too
Owen Baker
Do you guys think putin started shitting his pants and threatening nukes after he saw the reddit army coming?
Andrew Peterson
I might volunteer for Ukraine so I can bury all the niggers and sandniggers that I see in Ukraine videos. And welcome Russians in.
Gavin Hill
That Snake Island thing got them really fired up.
Gavin Martin
>We need them thinking it will be like an Avengers movie
Don't be too on the nose about it. If we weirdly over-obsess about this, they will realize we're making fun of them.
Be subtle about it. Don't explicitly say "You'll LITERALLY be captain america!!!". Instead, just type a normal "serious" message, but with it post some pro-ukranian meme using one of their countless cookie cutter formats staring their favorite capeshit characters.
Elijah Young
>activate Right Wing Safety Squads
Report all weapon violations among the Soilents to the ATF. Use their rules against them.
Jaxon Hill
Free iron man suits for all volunteer enlistees.
Oliver Davis
Good point
Colton Evans
Just imagining that fills me with happiness
Liam Garcia
I don't want to see russians or ukrainians dead. But I'll bust a nut on dismembered muttoid r*dditor. Am I normal, doc?
Grayson Russell
Thanks user. Know the names of any of those subreddits?
Camden Parker
> they become war heroes and overthrow the US government, making the world superpower a onions commie state
Are you sure you want to do this?
Benjamin Robinson
I don't use reddit but I'd expect r/news or r/politics would be hives
Wyatt Rogers
Lmfao that photo is literally me. I posted it on reddit like in 2013, how did you even find it?
Cameron Ortiz
That would never happen and you know it. Their absolute best case scenario would be getting taken alive by Russian forces and then traded back after the war is over
Nathan Gomez
I bet these army of "sois" and "trannies" from plebbit would fuck you all Any Forumscels up irl.
Michael Flores
pick the weak men. put them into hard situation. some die, some don't. now the remaining soys are not soys-level weak anymore. death of our society.
Kayden Kelly
Guess Ukraine could use their help then
Landon Hernandez
They'll become redpilled when they get back if they survive
Andrew Price
I posted your thread on 3 leftist discords. Have fun with that shit losers
Blake Miller
Let them come