Prostitution advice

I’m thinking of hiring a prostitute. I saw someone say in a thread we should all be doing it so normal women are rendered unable to leverage sex to manipulate us. Also I the transactional efficiency of prostitution appeals to me. Does anyone have any advice? I’m pretty autistic.

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An hero

hookers don't count, you'll still be a virgin

I am not a virgin. I have had sex before. Prostitution is appealing because building rapport with women is extremely exhausting. Saying anything remotely true or funny to a woman instantly breaks rapport unless you are a normie.

Why advocate when you can just do it and still anger the hole?

Just stick your dick up your own ass, then become an hero.

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Never pay a deposit.

go to Any Forums with this shit you pathetic incel

The first time you do it you'll be way stressed out, and probably disappointed in yourself. But after a couple hundred whores you'll realize how much better paying for sex really is.
I've been married twice and already raised my kids. I prefer now to pay for my needs that way I don't gave to talk to them before and after. I tell them to pretend they're dead and then I hit them with a barrage of insults since I can no longer cum unless she's crying

Only take the exact amount of money to pay her, nothing else. No ID, no phone, no watch, no wallet, etc. She WILL steal it if she can.

Wear a condom. I fucked up and now have a kid. Not the best situation but he's cute.

Thanks, man.

If she isn't bleeding and crying when she leaves you didn't get your money's worth

you'll want more and you might get addicted, I wouldn't go for it, also these women will see you as subhuman when you fuck em

>Does anyone have any advice? I’m pretty autistic.
a sperg recorded himself fucking a prostitute while saying blackpilled stuff. funniest shit i've ever seen.

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Noted.

Its a good time, chill and just have a basic conversation for like 2 mins then head to pound town. Enjoy mate, one of the major benefits of this country. Book at least an hour your first time to deal with nerves or something and don't be afraid to pick that girl that turns you on the most.

Fpbp, hang it up OP

lmao

Thanks.

based. women arent worth the hassle. if you can afford it just go to amsterdam. being in a different city will make things easier as it is more of an adventure.

Can hookers pussy get wet? I have this idea that they're drier than a African water fountain.

>also these women will see you as subhuman when you fuck em

oh no I care what a subhuman whore thinks of me kek, this is mutual.

Go look for a proper escort site, do not fuck street whores

Type “Eros escort” into google to find high class escorts. Try to find one with “gfe” that is girl friend experience. It’s pretty kino. Have an envelope of cash and pay once sex happens. Before meeting up take a lot of L-arginine so you actually get a boner because otherwise you’ll be too nervous.

There used to be a good guide on Reddit before liberal faggots took over. You could type in “redpill how to hire an escort” on Reddit but I bet that subreddit has been banned.

Also never pay a deposit up front because they're 99% a scammer. You'll never see that money again and you'll end up having to beat your meat alone. Plus ultra hot escorts are fake. If they look too good to be true, it is. Be realistic with the whores you pick out to smash. Think of it as sport fucking, she doesn't have to be a 10/10 goddess. You're just looking for a warm hole to cum inside of. Just find some bitch that doesn't look like she has AIDS or a cunt that smells like roadkill then go smash. Bang a handful of 5/10's to gain some exp before picking out a cum hole that really entices you

yes but this might not be the case everytime.

If you are doing it to just get back at women then that's just passive aggressive behavior. Running away from your problems will not help you feel any better.

women always see you as subhuman

They do, particularly if you're attractive to them as well. However, you are paying for YOUR pleasure not theirs. Lube will be available and you have 0 ZERO ZERO ZEROOOOOOOOOO reason to give a fuck about her she is providing you with a service. IF you want a GFE thats different and its totally acceptable to approach the session differently but for whores you are the one one paying for the service so it is you who gets to enjoy that pussy how you want it.

Go to a brothel in the suburbs. It's cheaper than hiring an upmarket whore. Plus you get to check out all the girls and pick one. I say suburbs, because in the city each girl is having 3 or more clients in a night so it's a bit gross. Suburbs probably not that much different, only slightly better, but still it's something.

>Also never pay a deposit up front because they're 99% a scammer.

This.

Your house or her house?

just realize that you can't go back to not having paid for sex