/chug/ - Comfy Happening in Ukraine General #38

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>Negotiations rumored off to a bad start
>Belarus preparing to send soldiers into Ukraine
>Mayor of Kiev says city is surrounded, later says he "mispoke"
>Russian forces have entered the center of Kharkov - Berdyansk has fallen - Mariupol surrounded
>Large convoy of Russian troops and tanks is moving towards Kiev
>The EU have closed airspace to Russian aircraft
>Putin orders Russian nuclear deterrent forces to be on alert
>Ukrainian delegation set for peace talks with Russian delegates in Belarus
>Russian forces have met heavy resistance as they advance on Kiev
>Russian commander of 35th motor brigade has been captured by Ukrainian forces
>Chechen forces are on the ground north of Kiev
>Russian army releases first ever video of the Chernobyl nuclear plant after capturing it (files.catbox.moe/gqnn36.mp4)
>Azov Battalion has started training volunteers in Kiev
>High-rise building in Kiev hit by missile, origins unknown, both sides claim it was the other side's missile
>Melitopol has fallen under Russian hands
>Russians advancing rapidly towards Mariupol, tanks spotted roughly 70km from it
>Civilians and the SBU (Ukrainian security forces) engaged in a gunfight last night (due to a major confusion), resulting in heavy losses
>Russia says Sweden and Finland may face military and political consequences if they attempt to join NATO
>Kalibr cruise missile exploded over Kiev in the night. Intercepted by a SAM
>10,000 AKs given out to citizens of Kiev
>Russian websites are currently being cyber attacked
>Japanese cargo ship hit with a missile from the Ukrainian side
>Chernobyl nuclear plant under Russian control

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hi

I am a retard but I think they will gradually infiltrate into the civilian population over a very long period of time and make it a vote or something.

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What's it like to go hungry? I've never experienced it. Can any russians give me a qrd?

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Will war end today?

What do you think the odds are that the talks will fall through?

RUSSIAN BROS I DON'T FEEL SO GOOD

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NIGGER

What's the smallest nuclear weapon possible? Like, could you have an assault rifle with nuclear rounds? That would be based.

100%

Кoнcтaнтин Oгий, Konstantin Ogiy veteran of afghanistan and chechnya, head of the Kemerovo SOBR detachment as died invading ukraine

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/ourgirl/ needs your help /chug/s

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Zoom out

Nothing ever happens

100%

Any solid map updates yet?

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Hello fellow putinbots. How are we coping with Russia's many losses and embarrassing lack of success today?

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Can I got to sleep?
It's 7am

>bongs give ukies top-attack F&F ATGMs
>russian and pro-russian forces capture them by the truckload
>extremely likely to be reverse-engineered and put into russian service
Thanks, I guess

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mah
tell her to go back to the fucking kitchen

Today Kiev, tomorrow Paris, inshallah

Thank you for the CHUG, I am back to post kino.

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East has been totally cut off, war is over boys.
I bet surrender today in Belarus negotiation, creating neutral and autonomous west and russian owned east Ukraine

Kiev by mon- oops I mean friday

THE AVENGERS HAVE ASSEMBLED

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She can /chug/ my coom if you catch my drift

Hey are you me? I've just been refreshing these threads for the last 5 hours

>girl
))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))

Mate you don't need to ask russians, just look at any facebook/twitter account in UK that has a follows a football club and I guarantee they'll be outside food banks at least once a month after they spend their earnings on tobacco, lottery, alcohol.
It's a sad state of affairs

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Well, looks like a big nothingburger as per usual. Ukraine and Russia are sitting down and have a nice chat as we speak. This will all be over in a few hours.

REMINDER:
Do NOT listen to the Argie Nigger >le nuthingburger/no nukes ever
Do NOT listen to meme flags
>this is pointed at the "Confederate" Polish immigrant larping with a UK flag

Also, Kyiv should be spelled K'YIV (keh-YIV).
Also, Kyiv is calm today. No rockets or bombs or ARs heard the whole morning.
Parts of the metro and some buses are operating now. Also, grocery stores are open now but for limited hours (bread is the most sought commodity in Novus stores)
TIME THE GTFO IF YOU WANT OUT

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russians don't really use towed artillery today, they've got 12k pieces in storage, but in active service it's all self-propelled and rocket artillery

It's over, hohols are in Red Square

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Nth for the coming nuclear apocalypse

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>mfw the world is in the hands of the ukrainian delegation

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Lol what

I fast for days by choice

Stop eating fat ass, your best self is starved and 5% body fat

>”russian warship, go fuck yourself”
>*surrenders*

honestly pathetic

>has a follows
likes or follows. my apologies

Praying for 6 million dead redditors

I hope this is not real. I would rather hang myself than share almost 1/4 of my genes with the finns.

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Why did normies even think the Snake Island hoax was heroic?
I thought "fucking idiots" when I heard about their heroic act of getting themselves killed for an irrelevant island post.
Normies really bought the whole Russia Nazi 2.0 shit, right?
It's like the last 20 years in middle east didn't happen.

HELLO EUROPEANS, I AM HEAR TO LIBERATE YOU

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>top-attack F&F
>NLAWS

???

Good morning I hate Kyiv sayers, bless Kiev enjoyers.

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After these negotiations fall through an intense shelling will commence on Kiev and Mariupol. Russia telling people to evacuate and allowing them to escape through a corridor is a definite give. If you’re in either city get to a bunker.

>5 hours
I woke up at 3pm yesterday
I'm up to 16 hours

Isn't Mariupol fully encircled now?

The MI5 says Ukraine is winning. Also I only see images of dead Russians, haven't seen a single dead Ukrainian combatant yet. Tell me how Russia is winning.

the peace talk place will mysteriously get nuked

>can't even get his own "people" to fight for Ukraine
>has to import degen redditors, antifa, criminals and arm them with weapons given to him by NATO
the state of this fuckin guy

i'd be over there in a second if i hadn't taken an arrow to the knee

>BREAKING NEWS!!
BREAKING NEWS!!
>BREAKING NEWS!!
BREAKING NEWS!!

>"Suicide Hotlines In Canada Crashed - Ukrainian Diaspora In Canada Suspected To Be The Culprits"

It was pretty funny

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>Warhead: Combined overfly top attack / direct
There's a switch on the launcher

According to my sources:
Mariupol is besieged,
Zhytomir is in Russian hands (cannot confirm)
Russians are 40km from west of Kiev (/skg/ as a surce)

Is there even a war happening?

we've literally seen next to nothing

This could be the biggest psyop in history - it could all be entirely made up

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thanks god, finally someone that calls it Kyiv, yesterday at night, was full of American retards saying it Keiv cuz in english is Keiv

?????????
>twitter.com/nexta_tv/status/1498271329442844672

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Will he kill Zelensky or imprison him for life?

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>get in a bunker
>get vaporized by thermobaric weapons

SEND ME THE KINO FOOTAGE IVAN YOU PROMISED ME TO RELEASE IT AAAAAAAAAAA

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youtube.com/watch?v=XjvBP7JzbFM

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a skeptic can disbelieve the very chair he's sitting on

its like about 500 max war maniacs

they have no influence on the outcome of the war whatsoever

Looking for this. Any new maps?

Fog of war, we can't tell whether Russian invasion is going as planned or if it's been delayed by Hohol resistance. Overall Russia is winning in the invasion but economically at home it's going to hit hard.
The real winners? China and Israel

time to stock up on rubles lmao.

IT'S HAPPENING
>IT'S HAPPENING
IT'S HAPPENING
>IT'S HAPPENING
IT'S HAPPENING
>IT'S HAPPENING

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Amazing they didn't give their ISIS allies these to use against Assad's SAA.
Another nation in the area must have objected.

I wish with all my heart that I was as retarded as you, Putin literally armed the nukes and they're ready to launch. Thats all you need to know

Bless sex enjoyers

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Thanks for posting the cute sex

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By not doing tik tok dances and spamming Any Forums

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Japan is next.

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This is my last photo, they are already here

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>China and Israel
as always

RUSSIA DON'T NEED MONEY RUSSIA HAS T-I-G-E-R-S AND B-U-C-K-W-H-E-A-T
GLORY TO RYSSIÄ

Already jewing each other...total collapse is now

No worries. It's yesterdays tech now anyway.

Genes mean less than you think unless you're literally a nigger.

t. biofag

They will kyivself soon inside their own country. We need to turn this into a rescue mission as soon as possible.

>What do you think the odds are that the talks will fall through?
I'd be shocked if the first rounds of talks were successful.
Remember the same people negotiated the Minsk accords which all parties then proceeded to entirely ignore..

BASED

4800 deaths to 5800 casualties. 29 aircraft and 29 helis shot down.
What is ukraines ministry of propaganda smoking
>40+
Kek

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>2021
ZOOM OUT FURTHER

it's over...

The sad truth

You're fine in the West if Zelenskey surrenders this week, Putin won't claim Western Ukraine but if you're in the East better prepare for your new Russian passport, those Ukraine forces have been completely seiged and cut off from rest of country.

This means you get to be in the EU user and can move to any EU country to squat wearing addidas and drink wodka on the street

I2a2a master race reporting in

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Imagine qt hohol war prisoner.

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NOOOOOOO I THOUGHT JAPAN WAS BASED AND REDPILLED AIIIIIIIEEEEE

>Zelensky
>still in Kiev

He’s in the no doubt in west part of the country far away from any Russian forces.

Thank you Netherland fren, keep sending the sex coming.

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That whole story was made up.
The garrison requested evacuation and didn't even get a response.
Ministry of Defense was too busy making a sensational video about their heroic deaths already

I used to live in poverty. It's just another funny sensation after a while, not even uncomfortable per se.

Bro why are there so many fucking reddit tier brainlets on here?? I goto reddit and you have retards "hurr durr, russian military is shit they can't even defeat ukraine!!!"

It's been 4 days, the capital of Ukraine is being surrounded, and Russia aren't waging total war on their brother slavs.

They're using fucking light airstrikes and sending in ground forces, i would love to see USA/UK/France do this and expect not to get ambushed.

kek morons and who will fly them? Ukrainians with zero experience in how to operate thos airplanes? Nigger ukraine as not even the stock of weapons to equip thos airplanes. Training will take a month at fastest pace and even then it will be utter crap. Holly shit this i some next level of desperation propaganda bullshit if not all.

Greece cant be that stupid and waste millions of dollars equipment for nothing.

Oh.. no does ghost of Kiev really eexist?!!?

very concerning

Imagine slipping your penis in there.

they used similar math to calculate holocaust victims

Large amounts of copium. Just divide the numbers by 10 and you're good.

nothings happening, NATO wont do shit against Russia, everybody knows that

Giwtwm

>Capital city and large portions of Ukraine's defence force either cut off, under siege or encircled.
>Handing out civilians weapons (no checks to ensure they aren't just random folks who could sympathise with Russia) in an environment where they could run out of food
>'Russian saboteurs' causing problems (not just the civilians we gave guns to we promise)
>Removing the age of fighting, making child soldiers a feasible possibility
>Relying on textbook propaganda war figures, rambos and 'aces' to keep up morale
>Outside of some rockets and helmets, the West won't help them
>All of this occurred in 72 hours

Come on. Convince me how Ukraine is going to win this one.

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Screencap retards and have a lot of fun later when it's over

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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He looks weird now

like TOW 2B

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>Kek
they are technically correct, the best kind of correct

They said WITH PILOTS. It might be happening.

Thank you for providing, I couldn't wait any longer.

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wtf did you expect them to do, ignore nuclear posturing?

No joke estimate, I think Ruskies lost around 300-400 men, with a lot of hardware lost, mostly abandoned because they insisted on advancing so much that many of their convoys ran out of fuel and got abandoned.

RUSSIANS FAILED TO MEET OBJECTIVES ONCE AGAIN

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>5300 Russian deaths confirmed
>0 Ukrainian deaths confirmed

Putinbros... why are Ukrainians so good at fighting?

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yes, he just took of from my airfield.

People are saying he's part of a group called Desperadoes International

WE GOT TOO COCKY RUSSIA BROS

Buy the dip

POWERFUL

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Any news why Russians aren't advancing on Odessa?

$10billion/day?

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Kharkov collapse soon

here's the quick rundown on the conference
>we express DEEB concern
>we will send NATO forces to our NATO allies
>we will announce sanctions of all toilet paper being bought by badamir putin

I will fight for them as long as I got my own war-torn apartment in a complex filled with lonely broke ukranian women.

Leave Japan to me, Vladimir.

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It does not even make much sense the war is bassicaly over they need air support now so they can still windraw before the main army get encircled

Ukraine twitter reported while getting out prisoners to fight?

Russians will start levelling cities today.

I WANT MY AMPHIBIOUS ASSAULT.

Who are YOU to discourage the people of Ukraine from having any hope of victory!? They need every ounce of hope they can get, even if the stories they base these on are from video game clips and made up nonsense from people outside the country!

Because they all they know about war is from Call of Duty and CNN.

Is it wrong that execution is one of my favorite festishes?
Am I a psycho?

It's not the meeting I'm afraid of, it's what comes after. Probably a NATO deployment in Poland and Romania. This will aggravate shorty even more.

So a Nothing burger
It fell harder in 2014 than today

got confused with the carl gustav, sorry bros

Imagine holding this shitcoin. Even doge is better than this.

helmp!

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City has been planted to the brim with mines and bombs, not worth risking massive casualties right now.

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russia bros.... we got too cocky.......

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Notice the 3 days difference

Nothing ever happens

that stupid dyke is against russia

Another meeting where they express deeb goncern and then go back to doing nothing

yes you've been told that has happened, yet that's all you have, often from MSM sources

you've been told Russia has invaded Ukraine, but we've barely seen anything to confirm it - just coloured in maps sourced from twitter

you've been told Russia are attacking Ukraine. In an invasion that's now been ongoing for 5 days - we've seen just the odd explosion, much of what has been pushed has been proven to be fake or old footage.

Jannies will probably destroy the threads again. Small price to pray for sex however

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Redditors actually go to Ukraine. Why arent you in Russia yet, Any Forums?
reddit.com/r/volunteersForUkraine/comments/t2ys18/so_ive_made_it_to_warsaw_and_wanted_one_last_beer/

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check out this boi
youtube.com/watch?v=tLEAuapfwHc

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they need Mykolaiv first. They're not gonna try to storm it with only marines because Ukrainians have been planning for that for years.

40 is ukrains claim on first day, then they said 120 on second day then they stopped updating

lmao unless ghost of kyiv helps them, they can't win, it's just more pointless dying, this isn't a movie

I just want the negotiations to be over and all this shit to stop

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Where are the Ukrainian currency charts though?

He said "deploy in Poland" which is not the same as handing them to Ukraine.

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>china's techno-dependence

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They say that 68% of internet traffic is now bots

On pol recently I reckon its been 90%

VGH, le Ghosterino of Kyiv striked back..

We are here

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They don't need to
Russians cut off whole east from rest of country from Crimea axis to their Northern invasion.

Ukraine has something like 60% of their military in the east which is now totally seiged so only a surrender or slaughter can happen, either way no need to invade Odesa

Jannies are american so they are probably dialting atm, also thanks fot sex!

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That, or you could enlist for the glory of Motherland

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I'm a fat, autistic 30+ yo who never held a gun in his hand and is terribly out of shape. What use would I be to the Russian military?

we all do user, let's hope this can stop today :)

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>american doesn't know easterners are used to grow their own food
laugh at this user

I mean...

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>Convince me how Ukraine is going to win this one.
all you need is a population who is willing to fight for their country until death and it will never be a victory long-term, even if it is in the short-term.

>i don't know how to type "usd to uah" on google
fucking retarded Nigger

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Not before tanking rubel to the ground im afraid

I doubt it, Greek pilots shooting down Russian planes would be an act of war

No stopping here, it will only get worse.

There's no going back
No point in negotiating
Slaughter their army and conquer their cities

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>I would rather hang myself than share almost 1/4 of my genes with the finns.
That would be an easier option. Your Finnish genes hate russians and will kill you with painful cancer.

target practice

Based. Good morning komşu.

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U-2s STILL FLYING OVER UKRAINE

>“As soon as the Russians did what they did, we had to get out of the way,” said one of the U.S. military officials in Europe directly involved in the planning.

>That included redirecting a “pretty robust” operation of spy planes and drones flying over Ukrainian airspace, the official said.

>Now, the U.S. Air Force is relying on high-flying aircraft over Ukraine such as the U-2 spy plane that can avoid most anti-aircraft missiles and drones because there is “a little bit more risk tolerance for that.”

politico.com/news/2022/02/27/pentagon-moscow-backchannel-escalation-00012107

I'll go as soon as Russia has won and claim my Ukrainian qt3.14

Your life is already over, Russianon.

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They're having enough of that in Ukraine.

>w-we are blocking a transaction from one bank to Belarus
Gotta love it when Japs drag their feet over being forced into this shit by US

Exactly. But I believe that it's already been decided, if Putin starts to hit Western Ukraine (around Lviv), NATO will send jets to stop them. And this is where we get a Cuban Crisis - tier nuclear scare.

Kikev, not kyev.

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so NATO involvement kek, after Portugal now Greece wants to draw NATO in to a war?

I wont happen, its full on nuclear from that point on. It was also Cleary staatet that there will be no NATO intervention in Ukraine.

>turns his whole country into north korea

all part of the plan?

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never use hayasaka again

400 Wagner cunts sent into Kyiv to find Zelensky. Hopefully they do better than the Chechens.


dailykos.com/stories/2022/2/27/2082836/-Kremlin-sends-400-mercenaries-from-private-militia-Wagner-into-Kyiv-to-assassinate-Zelenskyy

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G7 is fundamentally economic in nature. At its core, so is the EU. NATO's there as military consultants. It's about sanctions.

that sub is a gold mine of redditor delusion

*-1000 rubles have been taken form your bank account*

>Dude we have spy planes, trust us bro
>So good they can't even get hit by any missiles
What the fuck is this lunacy?

You get that it's beyond just regular war, right?
Putin couldn't call it anything but a special operation for a reason. Since the capital didn't fall before the EU bureaucrats scheduled a zoom call over it now he has to deal with the consequences.
Otherwise it would've been yet another "he said she said" as with Crimea (which everyone now assumes was the Russian expectation).
Anyone saying they know what's going to happen are just couch potatoes with too much time on their hands.

It's not Greece who wants it, we just said we will go if asked

Briefcase sized are possible.
Nuclear artillery is possible.
Not sure if anyone tried to go smaller.

Allahu akbar to you too.

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We will only agree to capitulation, Putin already said that. Hohols don't want to capitulate yet. The show must go on.

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Yeah Japan doesn't like commies

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Posting best girl. That's bold.

Russian POWs in Ukraine:
>Beaten into a pulp for lulz
>Repeatedly humiliated
>"haha ur son ded lmao"

Ukrainian POWs in Russia
>Treated with respect and provided with medical aid
>Allowed to resume their duties alongside Russian garrisons to help maintain law and order
>"Saying hi to my family back in Ukraine, don't worry about me, I'm alive and well"
twitter.net/ASBMilitary/status/1497901723716923392

Remember, folks, Russia is a literal orcish Mordor trying to destroy the Ukrainian beacon of Freedom and Liberty.

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What's happening with the negotiations? Any actual progress or no?

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Because Russian soldiers don't carry their phones and aren't wasting their resources trying to win over redditors with dumb propaganda.

Bro the Ruble is worth zero now Russia is gone, Homer Simpsons has officially condemned Putler, it's OVER they can't win. Hail Kyiv!

>cunnybro it's back

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More like jew turns Ukraine into North Korea the blames the goyim

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>relying on high-flying aircraft over Ukraine such as the U-2 spy plane that can avoid most anti-aircraft missiles
yeah, that's called "flying over Poland and Romania"

another sensationalist story based on a tweet from a hohol.

I wonder if i will be abble to travel to Russia with the economy fucked i could likely live like king for years with the money i did made with crypto

Captain Ukraine will make short work of them

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>Half the population runs away
>Other half will be in cities under siege where they will run out of medicine, food and other essentials required for survival
We'll see how strong their dedication is. Especially since they were given weapons with no training so will either turn on eachother or turn the gun on themselves.

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that's like 1 dollar

Are you asking about the results of Russia's "aggressions"? They are as follows: half of Europe and part of Asia received their statehood from the hands of this very state.
Let's remember who it is:
- Finland in 1802 and 1918 (until 1802 it never had its own state).
- Latvia in 1918 (until 1918 it never had its own state).
- Estonia in 1918 (until 1918 it never had its own state).
- Lithuania restored statehood in 1918 also thanks to Russia.
- Poland restored the state with the help of Russia twice, in 1918 and 1944. The division of Poland between the USSR and Germany is only a short period!
- Romania was born as a result of the Russian-Turkish wars, and became sovereign by the will of Russia in 1877-1878.
- Moldova as a state was born inside the USSR.
- Bulgaria was liberated from the oppression of the Ottoman Empire and restored its independence as a result of the victory of Russian weapons in the Russian-Turkish war of 1877-1878, which had this as its goal. In gratitude, the state of Bulgaria participated in two world wars as part of anti-Russian coalitions. Now Bulgaria is a member of NATO, and US bases are located on its territory. After 1945, there was not a single Russian soldier on its territory ...
- Serbia as a sovereign state was also born as a result of this war.
- Azerbaijan as a state took shape for the first time only as part of the USSR.
- Armenia was physically preserved and revived as a state only as part of the USSR.
- Georgia was physically preserved and revived as a state thanks to the Russian Empire
- Turkmenistan has never had statehood and formed it only as part of the USSR.
- Kyrgyzstan has never had statehood and formed it only as part of the USSR.
- Kazakhstan has never had statehood and formed it only as part of the USSR.
- Mongolia never had statehood and formed it only with the help of the USSR.

theyre also all weirdly shizo. They all go "DONT GIVE ANYONE YOUR INFO" etc every two seconds.

The fuck? Is this some downie cope?

Based

BRUV THE SNAKE ISLAND HISTORY WAS FAKE NEWS
EVERYTHING FROM UKRAINE IS FAKE NEWS
WHAT THE FUCK WHY IS THIS BOARD SUPPORTING THIS SHIT

What are the odds the war spirals out of control and gets horrific? The West is watching Putin take over Ukraine and they keep prodding him and sending Ukraine supplies/sanctioning.

So are the DPR/LPR militia going to be the ones making a crucial cutoff?
I assumed that they were there to just tie down Ukie forces.

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>Zelensky
>in Kiev
>not in a hidden location bunker near Lviv

Jannies are weak against the power of cunny.

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Jesus Christ. Is he really a jew?

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Why the fuck are his eyes brown and not blue

I put a lot of thought into it, and I believe these will be the redrawn borders after the war is over. It strikes a good balance between defensiveness, economic interests, and partisans. Thoughts?

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That's not the problem. I want live in Kyiv. I don't want to head west Lviv.

War is so comfy bros

if the objective you mean is to nuke London and England then yes. I was shilling for that here for months, all i got was some overflights and threats.
I am littel disappointed that russia did not nuke England imidatly.

Putin please, nuke England. PLEASE FOR WORD TO BECOME A BETTER AND SAFER SPACE!!!

They are also armed with automatic weapons. I am sure this will end well once they run out of clean water.

Friendly reminder, a large minority in Ukraine are currently hoping their government surrenders and like the idea of becoming Russian.

Of course they can't say that out loud right now.. But it's true nonetheless.

- Belarus and Ukraine also gained statehood for the first time as a result of the Great October Revolution as part of the republics of the USSR. And only in 1991 (also from Russia) received their full independence.

It is also worth considering the role of Russia-USSR in the birth and formation of such states as China, Vietnam, North Korea, India, Greece (it was recaptured from the Turks by Russia back in 1821), Algeria, Cuba, Israel, Angola, Mozambique, etc.
This is such a strange "aggression" historically manifested by the Russians!
With the significant contribution of this country, even Switzerland achieved independence from France. Or rather, this was done thanks to Suvorov (217 years ago) and since then Switzerland has never fought;
It also took place:
- Liberation of Austria from the Third Reich in 1945;
- Liberation of Czechoslovakia from the Third Reich in 1945;

- The position of Catherine II in 1780 with the creation of the League of Armed Neutrality and the actual support of the North American United States in the struggle for their independence from Britain.
- twice in the last 2 centuries, Russia granted independence to most European states after the destruction of Hitler and Napoleon;
- Stalin's position in negotiations with the United States and England, which gave Germany the opportunity to maintain statehood after the defeat in 1945;
- Gorbachev's position, which allowed re-unification of both Germany in 1990 without unnecessary problems;
- Assistance of the USSR to Egypt, after which he was able to survive and consolidate his independence in the war with Israel, Britain and France in 1956-57.
- The intervention of the USSR in 1967, which stopped the war between Israel and Egypt (actually saved the Arabs from defeat in two wars in 1967-74).
- The decisive role of the Union, which ensured the conquest of its independence by Angola in 1975.

only shills do follow Kiev and you will always find other anons

to be fair im sure the FSB is lurking that site by now

>That shill pasta
Supplied by the state?

Who isn't?

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consultant.ru/document/cons_doc_LAW_10699/a9e28227f557dc1e6659c1d88613790bb3dddb5b/

>Recruitment, training, financing or other material support of a mercenary, as well as its use in armed conflict or military operations are punished by imprisonment for a term of four to eight years with or without restriction of liberty for a term of up to two years.
>Participation of a mercenary in an armed conflict or military actions is punishable by imprisonment for a term of three to seven years with or without restriction of liberty for a term of up to one year.

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This. The chinese are smarter than the russians. But I wonder what is their plan if they want to take Taiwan back. What do you think? Do you think they will invade like Russia or what other, smarter, plan could they have?

Do you plan to join the army?

You'll live in Kiev.

>invades country
>send churkas to terrorize them
>use mrl's in packed cities
>wtf why they don't love me
Nigger, they should start treating you like chechens did.

glownigger shilling has been unreal these past few days

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Running out of food will make them hate Russia even more.

Russian incompetence

Uhm. You're like Voldemort.
>does a tik tok dance on a 2014 corpse and 360s away

Some train going going to Poland
streamable.com/7d8box
streamable.com/1mlc4x

wtf happened to the old general and why is it replaced with this russia propaganda thread?