/chug/ - Comfy Happening in Ukraine General #37

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>Negotiations in progress
>Belarus preparing to send soldiers into Ukraine
>Mayor of Kiev says city is surrounded, later says he "mispoke"
>Russian forces have entered the center of Kharkov - Berdyansk has fallen - Mariupol surrounded
>Large convoy of Russian troops and tanks is moving towards Kiev
>The EU have closed airspace to Russian aircraft
>Putin orders Russian nuclear deterrent forces to be on alert
>Ukrainian delegation set for peace talks with Russian delegates in Belarus
>Russian forces have met heavy resistance as they advance on Kiev
>Russian commander of 35th motor brigade has been captured by Ukrainian forces
>Chechen forces are on the ground north of Kiev
>Russian army releases first ever video of the Chernobyl nuclear plant after capturing it (files.catbox.moe/gqnn36.mp4)
>Azov Battalion has started training volunteers in Kiev
>High-rise building in Kiev hit by missile, origins unknown, both sides claim it was the other side's missile
>Melitopol has fallen under Russian hands
>Russians advancing rapidly towards Mariupol, tanks spotted roughly 70km from it
>Civilians and the SBU (Ukrainian security forces) engaged in a gunfight last night (due to a major confusion), resulting in heavy losses
>Russia says Sweden and Finland may face military and political consequences if they attempt to join NATO
>Kalibr cruise missile exploded over Kiev in the night. Intercepted by a SAM
>10,000 AKs given out to citizens of Kiev
>Russian websites are currently being cyber attacked
>Japanese cargo ship hit with a missile from the Ukrainian side
>Chernobyl nuclear plant under Russian control

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>vatniks die for this

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Actually getting a bit worrying this nuclear war posturing

da

nigger

we are anonymous we are legion we do not forgive we do not forget expect us

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The nothing burger of keev

HOW MANY DEAD HOHOL CIVVIES TONIGHT

>LOOTERS SHOT ON SIGHT

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Today is the day!
youtube.com/watch?v=iGHArmJHAXY

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Nothing ever happens

nth for the nuclear holocaust to come

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still the good old mexico fag. Are the border patrol rewarding you with a green card when you have shilled long enough?

>This is what ukrainian niggers fight for

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ahahahhahaha

Same, but I hope Pooland isn't worth wasting nukes for.

There’s that jewish azov battalion again…
Always with the ridiculous stories.
It’s like, we’ve heard this all before… arpund 75 years ago…

>hack Russian website
>message in English
genius

Going to Ukraine and pretending to be a refugee to get refugee status in America (gibs NEEThood)

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Me too, i don't want to move to africa

manchild

i beg for it not to be real

>china flag
average western china supporter

Russia not actually going to fire their nukes r-right

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Argie baker? Lol lmao kek lolz lulz

does russia consider cyber attacks a dow? or is it that they cant determine who is supposedly hacking their state media and sites

No more nice Putin time to make all the twitter fags cry
twitter.com/200_zoka/status/1498235597676322822

Is there a streamable version of the vid, user?

Works for me

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>we will continue suck after you come

>5300

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Thread theme:
youtube.com/watch?v=6_S0FvhNZdY&t=87s

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>move to africa
I'd rather take my chances in the blast zone.

Don't worry. They're already negotiating peace. Russia will annex Donbass andthe rest of Ukraine will stay as a demilitarized buffer state that cannot join NATO.
Almost all sanctions on Russia will be lifted by summer

Is the "saboteur" issue the Russians on telegram accuse the hohols of really that bad?

Is this the WW3 map?

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then come to NZ my bro :DD

they will and I hope we all be Radiation background noise.

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I will go down not regretting being an happooner

Anyone have a collage of the "heroes of kyiv" pics?

destroyed and captured Ukrainian armored personnel carriers

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I hope they nail yellowstone. World wide extinction event to purge.

I'm guessing the primary nuclear exchange will be between the US and Russia, followed by NATO bases/countries.

I hate Western propaganda so goddamn much. Even listening to liberal Russian youtubers they all say putin is living out his power fantasies in the exact same phrasing as media outlets are using it here, as if this isn't all NATO's fault.

>implying china will choose a side and not remain neutral like israel to make big profits from both parties

not bad, bit fat ass tho.

Sanctions on Russia will never be lifted, even if Russia capitulates to globohomo. How naive are you?

China would never join Russia in a war. They would just trade with both sides.

Even if Russia nuked Kiev, nothing would happen. When faced with the choice between sterner letters and sanctions or complete destruction of their country, death of their families, and their own death, everyone from politicians to civilians to banker elites to most military will pick the former.

If Russia uses a nuke (extremely unlikely), and it's not a barrage aimed at the west (so unlikely it's effectively impossible), all that will happen is that NATO will scurry away like scared rats. NOBODY is going to turn the world into irradiated wasteland over some eastern European shithole most Americans can't even place on a map.

It's all posturing, but if the bluff is called, they'll fold.

vietnam hates the chinese

for some unknown, ungodly reason, pakistan would be blue and india would be red

This is so fucking dumb. Did they seriously stick the ESPN/NBC "Overcoming diversity" team on the Ukraine plot?

>ukraine

NATO base in Lisbon might get nuked...less "Africa" around this parts if you know what i mean...

>wasting nukes on Ukraine of all places
No.

Civilians getting shelled in Kharkov, mass casualties

twitter.com/nexta_tv/status/1498262343641354241?t=KxhhnlCq3N1neFtt29YpYA&s=19

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NOOOOOOOOOOOOO THIS IS RUSSIAN PROPAGANDA UKRAINIAN VEHCILES ARE IMMUNE TO RUSSIANS


SLAVA UKRAINE

I no longer serve a purpose.

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Why shills fail:

They come to this board trying the same media tactic they do everywhere else.
Repeat a narrative and hope that it sticks.
There is a reason we found our way to Any Forums.
This stuff is not working so you are wasting your breath and our time.

seethe, cope and dilate

death to Ukraine

current happening state:

note that the conventional war points refer to wars between nuclear powers, not proxies such as the ukraine

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Potentially, yes.

i think Putin will take Ukraine, or at liest Kiev and most of Eastern Ukraine

West Texas Chads Stay winnin

Kyivsisters, the supply lines are getting worse and worse.

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ROLL FOR NUKES :DD

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RUSSIA IS USING BANNED WEPONS OF MASS DESTRUCTION TO BOMB RESIDENTAL NEIGHBERHOODS. 33 CIVILIAN CASUALTIES REPORTED
>RUSSIA IS USING BANNED WEPONS OF MASS DESTRUCTION TO BOMB RESIDENTAL NEIGHBERHOODS. 33 CIVILIAN CASUALTIES REPORTED
RUSSIA IS USING BANNED WEPONS OF MASS DESTRUCTION TO BOMB RESIDENTAL NEIGHBERHOODS. 33 CIVILIAN CASUALTIES REPORTED
>RUSSIA IS USING BANNED WEPONS OF MASS DESTRUCTION TO BOMB RESIDENTAL NEIGHBERHOODS. 33 CIVILIAN CASUALTIES REPORTED

twitter.com/no_itsmyturn/status/1498236214511558656

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NPCs gonna NPC. You either have the strength, foresight and ability to recognize Western cope for what it is, or else you will be swept along by its currents.

Are they jewish or are they nazis? Fucking pick one.

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looks like the russians are really going for it now and have taken the gloves off.

control of /chug/ integral to the war effort

>hacked
>some of us will be fired

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I've been asleep for the last 6 hours, it doesn't seem like anything massive happened in that time - right?

kek

No source debunked fake news

so what ukraine has to offer?

brazil will be red or neutral

Not sure about India

Just a negotiation tactic

REMINDER:
Do NOT listen to the Argie Nigger >le nuthingburger/no nukes ever
Do NOT listen to meme flags
>this is pointed at the "Confederate" English-Polish immigrant

Also, Kyiv should be spelled K'YIV (keh-YIV).
Also, Kyiv is calm today. No rockets or bombs or ARs heard the whole morning.
Parts of the metro and some buses are operating now. Also, grocery stores are open now but for limited hours (bread is the most sought commodity in Novus stores)
TIME THE GTFO IF YOU WANT OUT

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we are one order away to a nuclear war
let's pray that this retard looking ukrainian defense minister don't fuck up

Burma would be red. But the SEA region would stay "neutral"

lol misquote, was for the guy asking about limited nuclear exchange

EU will ruin their own economy if they keep sanctions. We also need Russian gas. There are no alternatives.
Many top EU politicians have said that we condemn the invasion but we must move on.

negotiations will probably collapse now

I'm not one of those fags who calls conspiracy.. But that looks fake as fuck.. 2 lifeless bodies and only a little bit of blood from where his feet are?

Looks like someone fuckin slaughtered a chicken and told a couple ppl to lie down for a photo.

We can only hope. Imagine the entire west and Flevopolder getting rekt. Bliss.

Lol how can maintain local nuclear warfare

>watches RT
Yeah lol

Guys just woke up. Anything new?

FUCKING FINALLY.
TIRED OF HOHOLS

>tfw DFW metroplex
It was nice knowing you, West Texas-chad.

good, they should have never bothered with them, you cant negotiate with khazars

it's over for pootin

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All putin has to do is hit silicon valley

Banned?
What's anyone gonna do about it? Sanction them harder? Write another mean letter? NATO wont do shit.

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Is Miles dead yet? He is too annoying.

pakistan and india need to be swapped

ukraine mercenarys hide among civilians

Russian going to fold at negotiating table?
Ukraine nato agree to stay neutral?

And no military in site. Looks like gang warfare.

Putin to too cucked to use artillery on Kiev ("muh brotherly nation") but I hope he will at least allow it for Lwow.

Negociations in progress. Russians have stopped being fags and are now using Artillery on towns

>>this is pointed at the "Confederate" English-Polish immigrant
Why didnt you quote my posts? You did last thread claiming I am him.

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BUT HERE IS A PICTURE OF JEWTIN SHAKING HANDS WITH KLAUS SCHWAB
YOU SUPPORT THE BASED WHITE RACE DEFENDERS NATO NOW RIGHT?

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weapons and tactics to dominate normies dont work on outcasts and autists.

What will they do, call me a NAZI?

Yes I am a NAZI!
I am a Nationalist and a Socialist!

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>told to stay inside or get out of city
>btfo for talking an afternoon walk
Legit deserve death not understanding you're in war time.

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That's a man.

True, the people on Any Forums are immune to shill narratives, that's why they go on Any Forums. It is a waste of time to shill here because you aren't convincing a single person.

MAYBE DONT USE CIVILIANS AS SHIELDS FUCKER

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Care to elaborate? Why would Pakistan join USA's side?

>Kyiv

Love you guys. See you on the other side and godspeed

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i quote the most retarded comment by a UK flag
you won last thread for biggest retard

get ready for denazification from putin then

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Seems like suddenly more talk about the Russian stock market than military victories, that's not a good sign for the Ukraine side lol

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kek

They are negotiating right now, nothing too much will happen until we know the results.

you have done well, swedebro

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>actual fucking vidyagaem quotes
There's no hope for twitter faggots, jfc

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Tldr

How long until Ukraine surrenders?

Naisu desu
Iron and blood

>War been going on for less than a week
>Ukrainians already running for 'talks'

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>china invades south korea
>us troops about to get pushed off the peninsula before reinforcements show up
>us drops tactical nuke on attacking forces, buying time
>china responds by nuking the american port, making reinforcements impossible
>as both critical objective are now moot, cooler heads prevail afterwards, escalation averted

for instance

okay

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Big if true.

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faggot

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india sides with russia, pakistan will instantly go with US

pakistan has outlying treaties with US, cold war relations

i see all these reports of Poland and Sweden and other countries providing weapons and ammo to Ukraine.

how are the other countries getting these weapons and equipment into Ukraine?

Oopsies

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good morning faggots, getting ready to post some shit

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Wait, so is most of Any Forums siding with Russia? Why? Just to be contrarian to the MSM narrative at every step?

Also.. Look how far the bellowing smoke is away from them.. No smoke near them.

>walk to a bomb that did not detonate
>start casually filming it with a phone
Darwin Award-tier

It is taken as a given by most people that RT is Russian propaganda, but not taken as a given that every single other Western mouthpiece is Western propaganda.

They really need to ban Russians from the internet because this is far more compelling propaganda than that ghost of tel aviv shit

How has the war affected your daily life?, do you have a bunker?

Seems like Russia is starting to accelerate it's gainz, air superiority has been achieved, cluster bombs used in Kharkov...
...ohh and literal nuclear war is about to start. That would suck ass because we wouldn't get the Assault On Kiev ("Horror In Kyiv" according to Western media)

We love you swedebro

I haven't been watching for the past 2 days, has anything interesting happened?

At this rate? A week at max.

Where are the witches that wanted to curse allah now when the world needs them again

Thanks.

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bro, most of Any Forums seems either convinced Russia has lost or is completely confused (which is almost just as good)

Can't surrender if you shoot anyone who tried to surrender

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Poltards created this fukmess by allowing Aegis Ashore missile installations in your country.
You and Romania were warned.
But it was…. Muh what pussy Putin gonna do.
Now
You
Know

>WE

NZ must be in the only decent place in the south hemisphere

Zelensky flee from Kiev, Russia take Kiev and after that whole eastern Ukraine collapse sooner or later, Russia take also Kharkov and Odessa

>it's official
We didn't need your confirmation. We already knew because Russians posted videos of them alive lmao

Love you too.

Maybe I can finally do some work now.

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>country that cant fight back
>avengers and the glutton of kiev destroy billions of russian tanks and rations according to media
choose one

or the classic fulda gap 80s, the russian tank columns and us defensive points get hit with tactical weapons, but no one dares to target anything outside west germany

>Seems like Russia is starting to accelerate it's gainz,
What gainz?
>air superiority has been achieved
According to?

are the negotiations going well? Is there hope of this ending soon?

Those are shills
/chug/ is not convinced

If Ukraine is kicking so much ass why do they need help?

Why would we side with a side that Ben Shapiro and all the Western kikery is against? I really don't understand why...

lol, they SNAKED their way out of this one

EDIT: thanks for the gold, kind redditor!

>RUSSIA IS USING BANNED WEPONS OF MASS DESTRUCTION TO BOMB RESIDENTAL NEIGHBERHOODS. 33 CIVILIAN CASUALTIES REPORTED

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You’d think that.But you’d be wrong.

Zelensky just offered unconditional surrender to Russia. It's over for Ukraine
HAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA

is this hyperreality?

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Oh man that's too funny

Not it will be cucked off asap, senile degenerates in Kremlin love tarases more than ivans. IT`S OVER.

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Thats becouse we anons still have soul.. the western propaganda is weak becouse it does not understand low class people or people who think. You can ban Russians but sadly for you Anons are from all over the world. and we can always migrate to Tor and spread from there..

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we have basements in every commie building. I used to go to work every day and would eat out every other day.
now, i'm stuck at home

WE HAVE TO FIGHT GLOBOHOMOOOOOO!

That's why.

just eu hybrid operations morning shift.

According to their planes flying around unopposed, memeflaggot

I cant stomach ukr propagabda but cmon man you want me to beoieve ukrainians are shelling themselves

source

I see they leave oregon alone so the antifa retards can ruin what’s left of the country after the bombs hit

Today I bet
Here's a retired US Col explaining at 0:30 how the eastern Ukraine military has been totally cut off from the rest of the country due to the rapid advance of Russians out of the Crimea axis that Ukraine did not expect
video.foxnews.com/v/6299099588001?playlist_id=938973798001#sp=show-clips

They will announce that western ukraine is an independent but 'neutral' country led by Zelenskey, like Austria or Estonia, and everything east of the Dnipro is a Russian republic or new 'independent' republic loyal to Russia. They have to in order to get out the Ukraine troops trapped in the east unless Zelenskey goes crazy and leaves them to be slaughtered.

its okay i guess, lots of first world poverty and leftist politics in power. other than that pre chill

Let's say those Mercs putin sent in find and kill Zelensky/his government if he actually sent them at all. What happens? Do the people galvanize? Surrender and turn to insurgency? Or do they just fold?

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Source?

LMAO

give sauce nigger

Can someone tell them to slow the fuck down. These made-up stories backfire. Even normies are laughing now.

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Either really soon, or in a few months.

Interesting, the blocks of flats from the communist era all have bunkers?

teehee sorry

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I ordered shit from amazon a couple of weeks ago and suddenly, not long after, a man appeared at my door and gave it to me.
Almost as soon as I took the delivery he jumped in a van and drove off.
Really activates the almonds.

afaik nato resources to poland, and then through border. Not sure how supplying a nation to fight isn't also considered an act of war, but w/e.

And WW3 is over. Good

> Morocco
> Azerbaijan
> Iceland
> Georgia
> Kosovo
> Vietnam
> Sudan
Blue

> Serbia
> Armenia
> The other Central Asians possibly excluding Turkmenistan
> Algeria
> West Sahara
> Yemen
Red

Ethiopia is in a weird situation.

>Even Russia is donating arms to Ukraine
its over
twitter.com/oryxspioenkop/status/1498262876884287493

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Handing out weapons to random people as your blockaded city runs low on food will be the "big brain" move of the year I think.
The War College should study it

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guys... i don't feel my small sissy dick..

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>We are glowniggers with a gaping wound where a penis should be

good let him come, all the tranys and faggots will die.

if thast what it takes to save Germany for globohomo, SIEG HEIL!

FÜR VOLK,GOTT UND VATERLAND!

Digits for May

Isn't Jordan aligned with west ?

he tweeted "dead russian soldier"

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always oppose kikes.

Knew it... Where's the escrow nigger?? He owes me 500 smackeroonies

Zelensky gave them posthumous awards as Heros of Ukraine or some bullshit.

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HAPPENING CANCELLED
No big boom

Because, like a Lion against 100 hyenas, Ukraine is valiantly defending itself. However that lion will lose eventually.
Or so some people would like you to think.

Putin is doubling down on his retardation. I guess Ukraine is getting dismantled after all.

Yeah, meanwhile the UK is supporting Russia with NLAWs and the US with Javelins.

QRD about Belarus?

hes just stretching for battle dw

Noooo

The rocket booster is real, but the severed foot thing has to be fake.

twitter.com/nexta_tv/status/1498261970318991366?cxt=HHwWjIC5ld3U8sopAAAA

Umm helo were is the proofs?!

Based
Orcs will be stopped!
Schizos will be medicated!
Kyiv will stand!

Fake and very gay.

Blocks are build as walls for urban warfare
Thats why you can see them eat rockets and shells without falling

literal fucking autism.

You know you look like a bunch of retards with this shit?
even Russian state media sometimes use the new spellings. fuck off.

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Who wants yandex for only $14,91

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Go back to sleep user.

ALL buildings have a basement for shelter from debris caused by the impact of a rocket or small missile.
Mine is super small so I walk for 4 minutes to the kindergarten with a better more spacious shelter

There should be dedicated bunkers in sovier-era city blocks. But, knowing hohols, they're probably repurposed to warehouses or abandoned.

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