it's absolutely over
It's absolutely over
wtf how am i supposed to buy more cheapis
WUT???
How can I buy the dip then?
FUCK YOU PUTIN
How will they buy iphones and pay for rap music concert tickets??
kek, fuck russia and russians
As times passes russia is getting more and more based
Do not buy unless you want to lose your shirt
>you can't crash the market if you can't trade!
This is what winning looks like
>buy when it’s still plummeting harder than a comet striking Earth
It’s called Buy The Dip not Buy The Fucking Downslope
NGMI
What's Edward Snowden thinking right now?
2020 election all over again
>it'll be ready when WE are goy!
gotta go back up sometime. shit's based on actual value producing industries.
Brainlet question but what's the point of keeping the market closed? Not like sanctions will go away by tomorrow or for however long they keep it closed.
They're setting up provisions to stop people selling more than a certain % of their holdings, to prevent a flash crash when the market opens. It's conceivable it could crash to 0, if everyone bails out at once. Perhaps they couldn't get those provisions implemented by the deadline today.
If the markets open people will be selling like crazy. The bottom will fall out of the Russian economy unless China helps them out a lot.
Investors can’t cash out. He’s locked the market and trapped everyone’s money.
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HAIL HANK THE TANK!
HAIL THE MAD EMPEROR!
VLAD THE I N D E S T R U C T I B L E
VLAD THE HOLY D E N A Z I F I C A T O R
HAIL MOTHER RUSSIA!
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Even better dumbass
Retard. If you’d bought before the Great Depression and held through today you’d be in massive profits. Always buy mega drops.
It's always worse after if you do this.
Gonna get gorilla smacked.
China's just gonna buy the entirety of Russia after this blows over.
>trying to catch a falling knife
>MARKET’S CLOSED DUE TO AIDS
That's was their plan the whole time.
"yeah sure pfff go... Go invade Ukraine we will support u lmao OMG THEY ACTUALY DID IT"
he's dead
What the fuck? Are you some sort of eternal vampire? Tell me more.
Youre a fucking idiot. Once everyone realizes that, beyond the initial fear, sanctions by (((NATO))) mean absolute dog crap....the chart for the ruble vs US Dollar will reverse. The US Federal Reserve Note will lose its reserve status, and you wont be able to use it for anything more than toilet paper. Quit being a gullibe shit-wit and taking their propaganda ay face value.
You think Putin just woke up 2 weeks ago and decdied to invade?? Hes been planning this for years and has prepared for sanctions and every other scenario. Nu-Any Forums is absolutely pathetic, almost normies damn near that just say nigger time to time
It's actually clever.
If nobody can buy or sell, the price of assets stays the same perpetually.
Russia will be the first country without any inflation. A masterminded move from Putler
Hes thanking God every second he moved to somewhere that doesnt rely on the US Federl Reserve note
Good post, I sholeheartedly agree.
The West has shown nothing but full hysterics and seems to be rushing full force towards escalation. Like a stray hungry dog that cannot be reasoned with. Putin has been trying to play along and negotiate with the West for decades now and met with cynicism and a cold shoulder at every turn. He's lost his patience at this point. He is giving what the West wants because nothing else has worked. If this is the game they want to play then let them fucking have it because enough is enough.
How am I supposed to buy the dip then?
I feel a pattern here.
Ok, put your money where your mouth is and buy some Russian securities off MOEX. I'm sure you won't lose all your money, at least not straight away
Sadly, The market on hold will still fuck up the economy.
>sanctions your shit up
He can't, genius
>It's ok when we invade other countries