Awww here it goes!

awww here it goes!

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eyyy

So we are unarmed?

Nah, but your military is a joke at the moment.. Not for much longer though. I’m happy for you krauts, militarism was always your thing.

like weak little baby. but don't worry you will rise again and get crushed again but for one glorious moment you may exterminate some already subjugated peoples

Only a female leader would tweet out her intentions for attention instead of just doing them.

Ah, shit. Here we go again.

Fucking based.
Pootin has awakened the sleeping dragon of NATO. And the forever-hibernated Germany. The Wehrmacht is back!

Based, here we go. It's time to turn Europe into an empire.

Will poles get raped again?

oh god... not again

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Nazis!!!

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>modern germany
>based
lol all countries today are joke versions of themselves

based. Time to kickoff ww3.

God news for any NATO member

What do they mean by this?

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I mean there's "armed," and then there's good old fashioned Prussian militarism.

dont worry lad as long as a kraut with imperialist ambitions exists there will be an anglo to strangle him to death

Bro in terms of a non nuclear military conflict Poland could body you 1v1 right now easily. Are Germans not aware of how shit tier their military is? You guys have probably the worst military logistics of any first world country.

Japan needs to do the same

So, do you prefer to be "liberated" by Germany, or the Neo-USSR?

bro wtf happened to their arms and how do you re-attach one?

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The conflict with Russia woke many NATO Generals up

Russia managed to inflict major damage to Ukraine with a Tiny Force, with minimal preparation.

Got many higher ups spooked.

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Sadly to help Ukraine we'll have to invade Poland. There's just no other way.

>swoozes up behind you at 130 km/h
>unloads its missile into your fat MBT ass
Nichts persönliches... Bubi

Ironic post since its the US that has always had its boot on Germany's military capabilities. Do you really feel comfortable with an Europe that starts to rearm itself properly? At some point the EU might feel like they dont need you anymore.

fourth time's the charm

Unarmed and debunked

I think Germany got too cucked and globohomo'd for them to again be a nazi like war machine.

>minimal preparation
>over a decade of preparing and two decades of military exercises in the area

Nice
They'll probably use it against their own population in october to enforce vaxx mandates

German conventional weapons >> american mass produced junk.

50/50 partner?

It's not this. We just thought that Putin is a reasonable man, not a crazy maniac.

It's not gonna be like the old times. Germany is cucked now. What made them strong isn't there anymore.

Trump was right again

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Berlin is not the whole Germany even though it's cool place to tekno.

Don't worry. This is all going to be spun into a narrative argument for a tighter European alliance eventually leading to a One World Government.

Think about it.

Give some nukes. We would feel safer with two or three nukes.

It's a deal.

Germany re-arming lol, they will probably buy 'green' non-lethal weapons that also shoot seeds to plant trees

Was that a missile or has fat gaz been at the pork pies again?

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