>The 'danger to life' alerts WILL see your phone start making a siren-like sound if you receive one
>Your phone or tablet will make a loud siren-like sound, even if it’s set on silent. Vibrate. Read out the alert
>The sound and vibration will last for about 10 seconds and you are advised to stop what you’re doing and follow the instructions in the alert.
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good luck lads
fake and gay
i disabled all that shit
he tried to warn us
>Article is from Today
That’s it, I’m heading Outback.
You’ll find me under a gum tree drinking VB with the abos. Fuck this shit.
Just turn off your phone and enjoy the bath of radiation
I’m ready
remember the rule of thumb
>FEAR FEAR FEAR FEAR FEAR FEAR
Anyone else getting tired of this lame shit?
>BIG BROTHER FIRMWARE LEVEL FUCKED YOUR SHIT CAUSE IT LOVES YOU.
kek
2 more weeks
Don't you bongs consider a spoon a "danger to life"? Is...is this a spoon notification?
remember if you see a russian hang them from a tree to ward off nukes
thanks for reminding me to turn that shit off
ALERT: Sexy spoons and sporks in your area!
luckily I have a place innawoods
quasi innawoods. Small village of 150 people far away from large settlements
Unfortunately it's in europe not sure if safe
Pretty sure some people have been stopped by police for carrying around especially large sticks so anything's on the table for an alert
Checked, and very funny. Nice one NorBro
What about witches?