Ria.ru the official news agency of Russia accidentally publishes a pre-made "we won" article

web.archive.org/web/20220226051154/https://ria.ru/20220226/rossiya-1775162336.html

Written days in advance with the assumption the war would be won in two days.
The main gist is celebrating "fixing the tragedy of 1991" and the complete absorption of Ukraine and Belarus into Russia as a single "Allied State."
This also answers the question of "where muh carpet bombings?"

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Putin sounds like a James Bond villain. No doubt he wrote this himself, based on the style he used when he wrote those earlier articles in western newspapers

Russia is losing 1 million people a year, due to non existent medicine, bad food and poverty. Now we can extinct together. URAAAAA!!!!!!

The world sounds like a James Bond villain organization, specially anyone that supports Ukraids

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how the hell to you effectively translate toysRus-language?

I liked the definition of this war: it's civil war. It's exactly how I felt about this war from the beginning, it war against ourselves.
Also they choose the word aнглocaкcы (Anglo-Saxon) for describing US leadership in NATO and sounds like 'anglo-sucks'. This is hillarious bit of prioaganda.

Poo-tin really thought they take the country in two days and the population immediately accepts it and the world doesnt react strongly. kek what a delusional retard

>if we zerg rush them we win
kremlinbros, did we get too cocky?

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Lol they have won you twat ! The won as soon Biden entered office, China and Russia's wet dream come true!

Poor Pooty. At least now the retards saying we had short attention spans will shut up

Bump. People must know.

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I feel for you guys. You've gotten dicked around so much by your retarded governments.

Proofs?

They literally linked to the article, moron

Ukraine shills worship this

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Hank Hill ass

Web archive is a proof. You retard.

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jew media is for bootlicking soi bois

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I see link to malware site not proofs.

News organizations usually have premade content, for sports, for wars, for political bs, for clickbait... Just a few tweaks and it'll work on the gullible.

i see you prefer monkey phenotype

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exactly. they aren't even talking about the nigger alien

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Proof is in the pootin. Look up this jorno, you hopeless dumbshit. He's other articles are the same garbage, not even deleted yet.

So, Putin didn't care about the biolabs, he only cares about the reunification of the Russian empire in the 21th century? What the hell?

"No one in Europe wants to fight Russia, French Defense Minister says China and India, Latin America and Africa, the Islamic world and Southeast Asia - no one believes that the West leads the world order, much less sets the rules of the game.
Russia has not only challenged the West, it has shown that the era of Western global domination can be considered completely and finally over.
The new world will be built by all civilizations and centers of power, naturally, together with the West (united or not) - but not on its terms and not according to its rules."

Based

you sound bitter because Russians won every battle, made all territory gains and are getting rid of that jew puppet state. hail some alien niggers and you will feel better

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Omission of the indefinite article is a mistake typically made by Russians, as there are no articles in Russian.
How's the weather in Olgino, bub?

It's not an accident, just the news :^)

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Who gives a fuck about Ukraine, Ivan. Pootin no more. There's no coming back. No economy, no visas, no investment. He take whole Ukraine or he withdraw today - same shit, you Slav apes are fucked for few years.

we did it guys!

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If you don't like ass like that you must be gay.

This was not an accident. It was done by a horrified silent protestor

Whoa wtf it's only OK when Americans do it!

Then why did they delete it?

That's so sad. They really expected this outcome.

it's okay, there's just not much to it and it's really narrow

We will fight till we put the very last Russian dog in our soil

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You have watched too much porno friend.

No, its an invasion, no matter what your state media tell you

Not my taste either, but great for her body type