/chug/ - Comfy Happening in Ukraine General #29

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>Negotiations begin soon
>Belarus preparing to send soldiers into Ukraine
>Mayor of Kiev says city is surrounded, later says he "mispoke"
>Russian forces have entered the center of Kharkov - Berdyansk has fallen - Mariupol surrounded
>Large convoy of Russian troops and tanks is moving towards Kiev
>The EU have closed airspace to Russian aircraft
>Putin orders Russian nuclear deterrent forces to be on alert
>Ukrainian delegation set for peace talks with Russian delegates in Belarus
>Russian forces have met heavy resistance as they advance on Kiev
>Russian commander of 35th motor brigade has been captured by Ukrainian forces
>Chechen forces are on the ground north of Kiev
>Russian army releases first ever video of the Chernobyl nuclear plant after capturing it (files.catbox.moe/gqnn36.mp4)
>Azov Battalion has started training volunteers in Kiev
>High-rise building in Kiev hit by missile, origins unknown, both sides claim it was the other side's missile
>Melitopol has fallen under Russian hands
>Russians advancing rapidly towards Mariupol, tanks spotted roughly 70km from it
>Civilians and the SBU (Ukrainian security forces) engaged in a gunfight last night (due to a major confusion), resulting in heavy losses
>Russia says Sweden and Finland may face military and political consequences if they attempt to join NATO
>Kalibr cruise missile exploded over Kiev in the night. Intercepted by a SAM
>10,000 AKs given out to citizens of Kiev
>Russian websites are currently being cyber attacked
>Japanese cargo ship hit with a missile from the Ukrainian side
>Chernobyl nuclear plant under Russian control

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>Russian soldiers, even commanders, yield themselves prisoners and don’t wanna fight
twitter.com/MarinaTitova4/status/1498200558284513284

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How many saboteurs will die today?

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>news.ru/economics/v-gosdume-prokommentirovali-vozmozhnuyu-konfiskaciyu-sberezhenij-rossiyan/
>If all funds that are abroad are blocked, then the government will have no other choice but to seize all the deposits of the population - there are about 60 trillion rubles - in order to get out of the situation , - Arefyev said
uh oh russiabros

Lmao if you think Ukraine will be getting elections you are huffing paint.

how negotiations will go :

>jewtin: ok give us donbass and we leave
>Jewlenzky: no
>jewtin: ok
>Russia statement: Ukraine unwilling to negotiate
>NATO statement: Russia refuses peace
>russian troops continue to be "15 miles away from kyiv" for the 5th day straight
>nothing continues to happen

PLS SOMEONE SEND THE INVASION MAPS PLS YOU WILL GET FREE (YOU)

Buhanka!

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I support Klaus Schwab and the WEF
I support Israel
I support NATO
I support UN
I support a free Ukraine
I support world wide vaccinations
I hate nazis

>this makes the pol chuds seethe

THEY HAVE AWOKEN! THE TIME HAS COME! THE SHILL-RAPE-BRIGADES HAVE ARRIVED!

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At some point something has to happen

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This little spic wants to be president so badly but its just never going to happen, its so sad. He's spent his entire political career being John McCain's little rentboy disciple and still hasn't crawled out of that shadow. If he wants to get elected, he has to switch parties because as it stands now its the shitlibs that are the hungriest for regime change in Russia

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>Obama supports Ukraine
>Biden supports Ukraine
>Bush supports Ukraine
>Macron supports Ukraine
>Boris supports Ukraine
>Soros supports Ukraine
>WEF supports Ukraine
>Facebook supports Ukraine
>Twitter supports Ukraine
>Reddit supports Ukraine
>All major European leaders support Ukraine
>The same politicians who have been filling their countries with millions upon millions of Africans and Arabs for the past decades support Ukraine
>The same politicians who tricked the Western population into believing there was an ongoing pandemic support Ukraine
>The same politicians who told you that you were going to lose your job if you didn't take an experimental deadly vaccine support Ukraine
>The same politicians who increased your taxes to finance massmigration of non-whites into white countries support Ukraine
>The same politicians who poisoned your food support Ukraine
>The same politicians who banned nationalist organizations in your country support Ukraine
>The same politicians who are actively implementing policies to factilitate white genocide support Ukraine
>All the Western news media supports Ukraine
>All the Western social media that bans nationalists and conservatives supports Ukraine
>All the Western social media that allows child pornography, blatant homosexuality, and anti-White content on their platforms support Ukraine
>All the major anti-White celebrities that have told you that you're a racist for being White support Ukraine
>All the major institutions of the West that have been systematically racist against Whites support Ukraine
>The Jews support Ukraine
Reminder that 100% of Any Forums is against everything and everyone of the above.
Reminder that 100% of Any Forums supports Russia.
Reminder that 100% of Any Forums is against the US/EU/NATO.
Reminder that 100% of Any Forums is against Globohomo.
I will not fight for globohomo :^) cope seethe and dilate niggers :^)

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Based

twitter.com/ASBMilitary/status/1498210627982172160
>7
ooooohhhhh ukies

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For 8 years Ukrainians have shelled, shot, tortured, and murdered ethnic Russians in the Donbass region, including women and children, without any repercussion. The people of Donbass have only wanted to separate themselves and return their people and land to Russia. For 8 years Russia has gone through diplomacy, to what end? To see their children crying under bombardment and attack after attack? What should Russia have done, what recourse was there? What alternative did they have? The Ukrainian regime has poked and prodded the Russian bear and found out they are not a paper tiger. They have played with fire and now will be burned. From both Russian and Ukrainian videos it is obvious that Russians are completely avoiding civilian targets and are only after military and political targets. From Crimea to Kharkov, from Kiev to Lvov, the Russian army advances on all fronts. I wish a complete, swift, and total victory for the Russian soldiers and people. It is time to end a war that has been going on since 2014 but is only
now being noticed by western parties. For the first time in 8 years, ethnic Russians in the Donbass can breathe a sigh of relief as the front has moved from their borders. Children of Donbass can sleep without being bombarded by the Ukrainian regime.

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someone run the numbers - if we assume the current average rate of advance holds, how long until the ukraine is fully occupied?

yes this is geometry homework, get to it

You have to let me go user, the javelin wasn't your fault

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Where is that from?

A Ukrainian surrendered near me

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At this point I'm wondering if RUS nuclear arsenal is even credible given how poorly maintained the rest of their gear is.

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Chyna

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Noo please nooo

Intel Slava Z has some new videos but most are too big to watch on preview mode :(
anyone knows links?

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it's over

Wouldn't it be amazing if a nuke malfunctioned and just kept going, hitting a random country?

Uh oh Ukiebros I dont feel so good

Now they are threatening to destroy Kiev and send their junk planes

Putler tiny soldiers are melting in Ukraine. Most of them didnt even know where they are and when SHTF he sends his mohamedan orcs to kill "fellow" Slavs. How jewish from him. He will most likely win but russian country will lose in long term and become even bigger shithole filled by commies and oligarch cartels playing on every side while having inept and schizoid Tzar on throne fearing junta in his own country.

You so understand Ukrainian people say Kyiv, we will continue to say Kyiv and it will remain Kyiv for centuries to come. Death to any russian dog on our soil

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The war will end today. Ukraine will accept unconditional surrender.

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yes hohol...you are totally wondering that...

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inb4 Ukraine confirms 20 downed Su-34's

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Responding to last thread,
There is 0 chance we don't have a black project that completely deflects all nukes. It would have been our number 1 priority as soon as we invented the nuke and that was almost a hundred years ago. There's a whole lot of shit we can do now that would shock people if WW3 broke out. But people still act we're operating with WW2 tech. Nobody is touching the USA with a nuke, I guarantee it.

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It's Kiwiv to you

there's still plenty of goyim blood left to spill. globohomo wants to fight russia to the last hohol.

But I can't pronounce Kyiv it sounds like Keeev

Can't say anything when youre dead hohol.

Damn this LTC in belarus spoke against invading ukraine
full twitter.com/franakviacorka/status/1497911200692289544
subbed twitter.com/kopiganja/status/1497928648103710721

GIVE UP NOW UKROPS. The Age of Hohol... is over... The time of the Muscovite, has come

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i really cant see how these negotiations are are supposed to work out.
>ok lets just forget about the whole war thing, crimea+donbass=russian oh and take back all the sanctions oke!
>good deal oh and btw, Ukraine is now in NATO+EU
>sure thing, bye!

Pretty much. The question will be will hundreds to thousands die in taking Kiev, or will they wave the white flag.

If you support Ukraine now you're a reddit globohomo nigger

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If only we had a time machine we could bring back Vladimir the Great to give the ukrainians their due

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Dyslexia

>I CANT KYIV
>You right now

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I wonder in 10 years when its no longer politcal important we will see the rough numbers on how many Ukriaian civilian deaths will be from
FF incidents like this due to saboteur paranoia, along with accidental killings being labeled as saboteurs for propaganda reasons

at this point just nuke all major Russian cities

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Just wait until the 500 Avov larpers come in with the 300$ signon bonus.
"PEW PEW"

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Peremoga!

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>>good deal oh and btw, Ukraine is now in NATO+EU
>>sure thing, bye!
Lol no. #1 priority for Russia is to ensure Ukraine, or no state that results out of a partition, ever joins the EU or NATO.

I think what Russia might concede is free trade deal between Ukraine and EU, but not membership in EU and NATO.

Why would anybody fight the death when Victory is already secure and will be around in a few days to free them

still better than joe

Then go fight for you country instead of shitposting about it like a cuck. Or alternatively, surrender if you want to live.

How are economic sanctions supposed to stop Putin? It didn't stop Hitler, in fact, sanctions arguably helped to create Hitler.

she was too good for this world.

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