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I got up at 5 AM today.

Forcing yourself out of REM sleep at un-Godly hours is the biggest fucking boomer meme of all time. You work in an office, not on a farm powered by horses.

>memeflag education

I am a useless member of society.

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I didn't sleep today.

yeah well i think i'm just gonna go and get the sleep that my body needs and if that's more than 9 hours so be it

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1am. The early bird gasses the kike.

>No you have to work for Vile Schlomoburg's yacht.

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I've been up since 1:30 am because I have insomnia. I had my 2 to 4 hours of sleep.

kekd

Take your reddit garbage back to redddit you worthless fucking shill.

>sleeping, like a fag
ishygddt

Yes, it's true because it's from r/antiwork.

i woke up at uuhhhhhhhh 11:30am?

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Put me down for 6am.

7 AM.
Work for a company with zero Jews, and only one black lady in another department I literally never have to deal with.
Feels good man

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Bruh I wake up at 1am so I can be at work at 3am. Who are the lazy entitled fucks that made this shitty question?

Do I get a pass since I'm an overnight auditor who wakes up at 9 PM?

Absolutely based and nocturnal predator pilled. Not even joking.

user....

I get up around lunch time, just like Hitler.

When did he get up?

This, I hate morning people its unreal.

Good for u user. Early faggots think they're better than everyone just because they go to bed at 8 and wake up at 5

Fucking why

>an useless
(You)

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I wake up at around 7-8, but I have nothing to wake up for so I just go back to sleep u till 12:00. Sometimes even 1 or 2.

you are too eager to know the sleeping schedule of another man.

stop creeping you faggot

Same. I'm basically a vampire at this point.

>proper English is American
stealth compliment?

I woke up up at 2am and I dont even have a job

Retards taking the bate

people who wake up hella early are cringe
>i wake up at 4 am!
>drink 9 cups of coffee
>take 4 1 hour naps over the course of the day
>go to bed at 8 pm
grats you were awake for 12 hours. meanwhile i wake up at 10 and go to sleep at 3 and take 0 naps.

I wake up at noon and accomplish more than most everyday.

IDK how it is there, but boomers here try to out boomers each other by getting up earlier than each other. "I got up @4am and drank an entire pot of coffee already! Kids these days are so lazy!"

How would you say it? An ooseless?

Most people never wake up.

There's a reason people that work nights get differential pay, people that do their 9-5 would quit after working 4-12's for a month.

>Entry level
>2 years experience required

NEET here, the correct answer is "whenever I want to"

Haha.

4-12 sounds comfy. I should get a night job