President Zelendskiy has announced Putin is negotiating a surrender tomorrow morning

US intelligent has confirmed.

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Twitter has confirmed that Joe Biden is now a woman

It's over?
:C

US intelligent huh

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My schizo fantasies have confirmed the war will escalate with fighting over Taiwan and the Kuril islands to begin this week.

>Putin is insisting negations be done over banana phone.

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My digits confirm that Putin will be pulling Zelendskiy's pubes out of his teeth within the week.

A yes, American Intelligence...

Amerikanskiy inteligent confirm Karelia belong to Urakine. Slava Uarkine

it's over. The Jews won. Russia will be dismantled. Ukraine will be rearmed

>US intelligent confirmed
Um yes...

Wasn't he banned from the banana phone? He lost all "ap-peel" with the international community.

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Moscow will be flying the blue and yellow flag by weeks end

US intelligent has confirm Son Goku is being deployed to the Ukrainian conflict zone.

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Digits determine how the war ends:

1. Thermonuclear war between NATO and Russia
2. NATO intervenes but is defeated. Putin takes over East Europe.
3. Russia defeats Ukraine, and creates a puppet state there. Annexes Donbass.
4. Stalemate. Russia evacuates Ukraine but Donbass and Crimea remain occupied.
5. Long war of attrition. After years Ukraine manages to expel Russia from all occupied territories and reannex the Donbass and Crimea.
6. Ukraine defeats Russia in a few weeks. They then attack Belarus. Lukashenko is Gaddafi'd and Putin resigns and goes into exile.
7. NATO joins, attack Russia and when Putin tries to use nuclear weapons glowniggers kill him. Russia becomes liberal.
8. Putin realizes he is wrong and decides to make peace with Ukraine and apologizes. Then commits suicide.
9. China comes up with an electromagnetic pulse that disables all thermonuclear weapons in the world. Conflict escalates into WW3 and the world slowly becomes a dystopian anarchy.
0. Both Russians and Ukrainians find out that this war was all a Jewish ruse and then holocaust 2.0 happens

>Romania, Poland, Slovakia, Hungary got their cute Ukraine refugee gf
>French only got african refugee

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You get what you deserve

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Already? Fuck I was ready for more war. I don't care about NATO but if we declared war on Russia I'd be first in line to finally do what we should've done back in 45 and make Patton proud

Fuck yeah nuke time.

I’m gay

both are the lamest outcomes

Roll for the truth (0)

Come on best ending

Hell yes

roll

>All these 1's
Ruh roh...

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>US intelligent has confirmed.

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rolling for destruction

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The best kind of destruction

Putin realized he was defeated and spared his people. Good leaders know when to quit. Respect.

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Small concessions from Ukraine. Nuclear war won't happen. Russia wouldn't be able to launch most of their weapons, nor would the US or China, ect.. because of the weapons in space. Most of their large and not-so-secret silos would be destroyed. It's just bad all around. We should just arrest Bill Gates, Klaus Schwab, George Soros, and ect.. For their New World Order nonsense about 'social credit' and shutting down all our new pipelines because they own the old ones, ect.. with tech and trying to turn many people into trannies.